I’m sick as dog and have been for several days. In the midst of my fevered dreams last night I lost three lbs of water weight, and was chased across Bliss by C. K. Dexter Haven. "Bliss" is a Microsoft screensaverthat features an idyllic, gently sloping green grass hill with fluffy, white clouds rolling by overhead. In the midst of this little Eden I was chased from pristine hill to hill by a man astride a huge institutional style lawn tractor. Blades whirring he slowly (they aren’t that speedy) pursued me across the verdant fields.
“My God what did I ever do to you?” I asked. “It’s what you didn’t do! You never do what you’re supposed to!” he shouted.
He had me there. I stopped running, and jumped onboard the tractor, hanging onto the side Keystone Kops style. I noticed a taxicab style ID on the sun visor. It said “C. K. Dexter Haven” .
I’m large and strong enough to kill you and eat you if I had to" I told him desperately. "It doesn’t matter,” he said. “I’m not edible, I’m a mythical creature!” “Like a unicorn?” I asked. “Just like!” He replied, “Except I don’t eat lilies. Now beat it!”
Stunned at the obscure literary reference I dropped off his engine of destruction and rolled down the hill over and over until I woke up when I reached the bottom.
I think it should be a new rule that if ANYBODY posts a dream in a thread it better be as good as this one. astro, you a a booby and they are going to take you to the boobyhatch.
I’m not sure. I would think he’s the sort of guy thinks all writers drink to excess and beat there wives. Which would explain why at one time he secretly wanted to be a writer.
You didn’t know that Admins can reach into your dreams? Just wait until they start locking parts of your super-ego and then ban your id for inappropriate sexual content.
