“Reading the material is for suckers who don’t value their own time! Use Sparknotes for everything, from Tintern Abbey to Endgame. They even tell you about symbols and stuff.”
“Honey, if you can’t smell your own perfume, how do you expect everyone else to? Spray that ambrosia on until you can get a real good whiff of it! And if, throughout the day, the scent appears to fade on you: re-apply.”
“Body language is one of the strongest ways of communicating your feelings. If one of your classmates is talking and you’re getting bored, roll your eyes as many times as you must to get your point across.”
“There was never a successful woman who didn’t wear blush! Blush, blush, blush, enough to finger-paint the Bible with if you need to. The pinker the better.”
"Most of the time, paper deadlines are just a whimsical suggestion. Your professor just wants to give you a general idea of when to start thinking about looking up those Sparknotes.
No, the gum I put in her hair today was HATE gum!! And I’ll pound anyone who says otherwise! Wah.
Besides - wrong gender.
“Cliff’s Note’s On Tape: Learn Chaucer without putting down the bong!”
I never understood how Uggs were in style in the first place. “It would be so hot if my feet looked like muppet feet, and if the seams were sewn outward instead of in like they’re supposed to be, and also if I wore my pants tucked into the boots so that everyone can see that yes, I have big clunky muppet feet and I’m proud of them!”
You forgot to mention that you can wear them with ANYTHING! Hippie skirts, daisy dukes, formal evening gowns, it’s all good! Any weather, too - it doesn’t matter if it’s 95 degrees out, I’m wearin’ my UGGS!
I absolutely love my Uggs and you can pry them from my cold, dead feet.
I didn’t even know they existed until they became trendy, but I bought a pair and I love them! I wear them during the 105 degree summer (keep your feet cool, strangely) and in the cool, CA winter ;-).
Then again, I DO NOT tuck my jeans into them, I don’t rock them with skirts/shorts (ok, a couple times, but I was just running to the store…I swear!).
As far as the girl in the OP- does she also have a fake Louis Vuitton purse? Because that would seriously justify a good slappin’.
Exactly - coming from the country that invented and wore these things way back when they weren’t trendy - they were never meant to be fashion items, they were slippers for the winter time.
