I cannot be constructive, so instead I will offer these 10 ways you absolutely under no circumstances should get engaged, courtesy of Microsoft Gaming Zone
** Warning: do not read this on a full stomach **
Top 10 Creative Gaming Ways to Pop the Question
Ahh. . . l'amore. Looking for NEW creative ways to pop the question
to your loved one? Jumping out of a plane to ask can be a little
dangerous (plus, they might not be able to hear you screaming during the
freefall) and putting a ring in a fortune cookie may require you to
perform the Heimlich Maneuver (hardly the prelude to romance). Well,
here’s 10 VERY CREATIVE and SAFE ways to pop the question that will
appeal to the heart of any true gamer.
Here goes. . .
One. In any Age of Empires game (Age, Age of Empires: Rise of Rome, Age
of Kings), let your imagination run wild with the map editor. Have the
trees spell out your question of marriage or place your military in a
heart formation. Better yet, use a bunch of berry bushes to create a
heart – the berries can pass for red roses.
Two. Hiring a plane to spell out “Will you marry me?” can be quite
pricey. May we suggest getting a plane of your own? An online plane,
that is. In Fighter Ace, have one of your buddies friendly fire you so
your plane can start smoking. Then, very quickly, pilot your plane to
create a heart with the smoke and radio in (via chat) your message.
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(Are you disgusted yet? If not, keep reading) *
Three. Looking for the perfect engagement ring? Come online to the
jeweler in Asheron’s Call. With enough pyreals, you can purchase a
mystical ring and a parchment. Inscribe the parchment with your message,
meet your loved one online in your finest armor, get down on one knee,
and hand him or her the parchment. Don’t forget to take a screenshot –
it’s important to capture those memorable moments.
Four. How about taking a toy car and spray paint your message on it? You
can in Re-Volt. Select the car from the toyshop and get creative. With
your car perfectly designed, invite your beau to a game and as soon as
the game starts, race ahead so your message can be seen. See how to
customize your car.
Five. Spell out your love! This is a little tricky, but if you get
the right letters in Scrabble, you can slowly spell out “Marry Me?” And
if you don’t have all letters at once, then take your time – you can
spell it out between turns.
Six. Go parking! There are some pretty nice views in Monster Truck
Madness. Meet online, drive out to a secluded stop, and pop the
question.
Seven. Try aerial views! Get about 20 of your closest pilot friends
together in Fighter Ace and create a heart formation. That’s a sure
attention grabber!
Eight. Have all your friends come online with their bikes and do a
wheelie salute in Motocross Madness 2.
Nine. Save $200 on that tuxedo and design your own with a Quake II skins
editor. Once you’ve got your tux, invite your loved one for some
one-on-one time.
Ten. Sing it loud and proud! How about serenading the one you love
by including your favorite songs within the game? If you both enjoy a
good game of Age, instead of sending taunts, you can play your special
song. In any of the Age of Empires games (Age, Age of Empires: Rise of
Rome, Age of Kings), copy and save the song as a .wav file and save it
to your /Program Files/Microsoft Games/Age of Empires/avi folder. Make
sure you have your .wav file saved on both your computer and on hers.
For more creative tips on building your relationship, see MSN’s Love &
Relationships.
::barf::
Crap. I’ll never get that stain out.