SkipMagic to be suspended for a week?

[Rufus_Xavier]

Hee hee.

From this thread:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6340991

at 11:45 a.m.

@SkipMagic

The next person who makes a direct or indirect sock and/or troll accusation in this thread will be suspended for a week.

at 12:01 p.m.

@SkipMagic

You’ve already had your one account. Good-bye.

Cut and dried, my friends. Cut and dried.

All times PDT.

[Kythereia]

ducks and covers

[Sophistry_and_Illusion]

Well, you see, it was really an accusation of being a repeat guest, which is a no-no, but which isn’t a sock or a troll.

:scrapes and bows like the toadie he is:

[Anaamika]

Haha. Suspend yourself, Magic Man!

[SkipMagic]

@Rufus Xavier

Cut and dried, my friends. Cut and dried.

Realizing the ironclad logic you presented in your post, I went ahead and suspended myself. But, then, after a minute or two of deep thought, I also realized that I was a dashing fellow who brought cheer and happiness into the world; so, I extended my hand in mercy and unsuspended myself.

It’s quite possible my riveting and heartfelt story will be on Oprah next week. In preparation, I plan on getting all gussied-up by buying a watch from Hermes.

[Kythereia]

Are you going to go and jump all over the couch, too?

[JimSox5]

@Kythereia

Are you going to go and jump all over the couch, too?

Let him take his anti. . .

Sorry, I’m speaking too loudly.

[sub]Let him take his anti-depressants first. . .[/sub]

[Bippy_the_Beardless]

@SkipMagic

Realizing the ironclad logic you presented in your post, I went ahead and suspended myself. But, then, after a minute or two of deep thought, I also realized that I was a dashing fellow who brought cheer and happiness into the world; so, I extended my hand in mercy and unsuspended myself.

And how did you unsuspend yourself whilst you were suspended ???

[FairyChatMom]

Bippy, that’s the Magic of Skip!!

[ShibbOleth]

@Bippy the Beardless

And how did you unsuspend yourself whilst you were suspended ???

I’m guessing that’s classified.

[Ponder_Stibbons]

I would’ve loved to have been there while SkipMagic was explaining this to the other moderators …

@The Secret Moderator Archives

Nobody bans anybody until I blow this whistle! Not even – and let me make this perfectly clear – not even if he does say ‘Troll’!

[Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup]

@SKipMagic

But, then, after a minute or two of deep thought, I also realized that I was a dashing fellow who brought cheer and happiness into the world; so, I extended my hand in mercy and unsuspended myself.

How…

twee.

[Zebra]

So his suspension has been suspended?

[SkipMagic]

While this is fun and all, it really belongs in the Pit because, wackily enough, it’s a (tongue-in-cheek) comment on a Mod action. Unfortunately, even I, twee as I am, can’t justify moving such a silly thread to the Land of Hot Sauce and Volcanoes.

So, I’m afraid I’m gonna have to close it before I end up doing something kooky and suspending myself again.