Come one, come all! Join me in spreading the word of He and His Noodly Appendage!
Arrrr Matey!!!
haha I love it!
kind of ironic that to spread the word I resorted to spamming! 
no matter, as I’m sure that it’s all a part of the Dobbsian plan to spread Slack around where it’s most needed! Praise “Bob”!
This was one of the best WeirdEarls in a long time.
I have the “I want to believe” poster on my birthday wish list 
Plus the cup that can hold coffee AND piss off Jesus at the same time!
I’ve passed on the Word of His Noodly Appendage to some of the scientists and researchers at Rutgers University. (If it’s any encouragement, Atkins is dead and carbs have made a full comeback around here, so you could say that the populace is prepped to welcome the good news into their hearts… or stomachs.) Maybe one of them will email an endorsement to his website…?
May his noodly appendages shine down the light of his invisible ways to all of you.
I was sad to see that there were only 17 Pirates left in the world as of 2000. Won’t someone thing of the peg-leg manufacturers?
Another good one from his letters section.
I started to say I prefer not to eat my deities, but I remembered I was raised a Christian…and…we…do that.