My phone rang yesterday with a call from a friend.
Caller: I saw a crab looking darwin fish thing that had the initials FSM inside it, do you have any idea what it could be?
Me: That is the sign of someone touched by his noodley appendage.
Caller: Huh?
Me: That person is a Pastafarian, a follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Caller: Oh, neat.
Me: I have been touched by his noodley appendage, if you would like for me to proselytize for a bit.
That is the best conversation, EVAR!
Oh, no.
Truly, the times are upon us, this is the beginning of the end…
There are Pastafarian Witnesses.
:eek:
Kytheria, darling? You haven’t been touched by His noodly appendage? You may want to read these pamphlets…
Hmm, I haven’t been driving around Tampa. It must have been another vehicle with the FSM decal.
There is a sculpture of His Noodly Goodness on the side of a building in Baltimore. I’ll get a picture if I can.
“BELIEVE your noodly master, hon.” Link points to a Flickr gallery of same.
Hip, hip.
Cool, mang.
I did an eye-typo on the title and did a double take on “Crab draws a fishy thing”.
I couldn’t wait to see what kind of artistic crabs you’ve been looking at.
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Don’t let him get away with that! That’s deital abuse, that is! I’d call the police. 
I had heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but this thread prompted me to actually read up on his Noodly goodness. There’s a great Wiki site on Him.
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It is hard to be a witness for Pastafarianism when our noodly lord has been silent on so many topical issues (outside of pirates, beer, and strippers of course). But fear not! He is expanding his message every day! It appears that powered human flight has now been blessed with his noodly approval.