In February a friend from high school introduced me to a woman that was my age and also widowed. We dated for a while and our mutual lust became mutual admiration with really hot sex, also. We’ve been shacked up now for five months, it seems like the real thing to me. KD has MS and its hard to get her across the field to where she could see the Great Salkehatchie Swamp so we have been talking about making a water garden. I found a good deal on a pond liner online and ordered one about two weeks ago. I figured the size of the hole and dug it last week. The pond liner arrived on Thursday and this morning about 3:00 we decided to go into the yard and begin setting it up. With the ambient temperature in the day exceeding 95F, KD would rather do things early as she becomes incapacitated later in the day and I’ve always been a morning person anyway.
I had not intended to do a lot of work right then, so I just put a T-shirt on and rolled her into the yard to watch me begin placing the liner. I began placing the liner and immediatly realized that someone had made a mistake, the liner was 16’ X 12" rather than 12’ X 12’, I was going to have to make the hole bigger. I went out back and got a shovel and came back and asked KD if she wanted to watch or would rather go inside. She asked me to go get her some coffee and her cigarettes and she would watch. I got her settled and began to go to work. After a while, KD make some lewd remarks and said that there was a time when she would have paid money to watch a show like the one she was witnessing. It seems I began working and had neglected to go in and put on pants, I only had on a T-shirt and was working up a good sweat and there was a full moon last night. Hey, I’m in a rural area and it’s a mile to my nearest neighbor, I can be naked in my yard in the middle of the night if I want, in the day if I want.
Make no mistake, KD is brassy, brazen and bold, after a few hours of digging she had my ego quite inflated. I asked her if she thought that this would be something I could take on the road. Hey, I’m an hour from owntown Bluffton and Hilton Head is just past that. There might be women out there that would pay money to have a man install a water garden in their yard–naked, in the moon light.
I bet you two looked funny out there at 3 a.m. LOL
