At 10:08 GMT on Saturday morning, my wife and I did our bit to keep the Teeming Millions teeming when out popped a little lad called Woody, cute as anything and seemingly very placid and healthy.
I’ll pop in here occasionally, but you mightn’t hear much from me for a while. I’ve never been happier - the world is so beautiful I could cry.
Love,
SentientMeat
Congratulations. I thought a coming addition to the family was the explanation for your cryptic remarks over the last few weeks, and I was right. I’m happy for you.
Your wife popped a woody? :eek:
Whole new world.
Congratulations! May your life, and Woody’s, be filled with joy and surprises.
Congratulations.
Woohoo! Congratulations!!
Congratulations! We have our first due in two months!
Congratulations. Wishing you a lifetime of joy with your new family. 
I need a new monitor now.
CONGRATULATIONS!
Now send some of that baby dust over here . . .
Woody will from now on be known as Sentient Meatball. Congrats!
Hey!
I’ve got a woody too!
upon rereading the OP, I see that I’ve completely missed the topic. Now redfaced and embarrased for bringing up such an inappropriate topic, I slink away.
What happy news! Enjoy all the stages of growth.
Were you talking to me?
Congratulations!
I thought this was going to be about Meatwad, though.
Fantastic news!
Going to miss you, but I’ll be happy knowing why!
Congrats to you and your family.
“Woody Meat”.
Hmmm… some might speculate that he has a future in a sector of the Motion Picture Industry.
Congratulations! I suggest you reserve his future username immediately.
Congrats, Mr and Ms Sentient Meat.
And that’s another European (future) Doper! We’ll take over eventually. 
Congrats from me too, Sentient Meat!
I know you’ll be busy, but I hope you still pop into GD from time to time. You’re on my list of “must-read” posters.
