I have lurked and lurked forever, including at the old site before subscription. Time and again I will read threads that make me say, ‘that’s exactly what I would say/do, etc.’
My question is: What makes a Doper? Is it our level of education, geekiness, socioeconomic status?
What brings us together to this site? I’m so comfortable at this site it’s kind of eerie.
I would have to say that a healthy sense of curiosity for lifes mysteries and the beating down of ignorance is a common bond. It’s a brutal world filled with too many sheeple and not enough shepards. Dopers are like the sheep dog. We redirect the mindless to get them to a safer place and the sheeple still run into a fence and wander out of their pastures. But it is fun running across their collective backs while chasing down the errant buffoon to nip it in the heels and stare it down with our freaky eyes.
That’s just my analogy. I could be full of poo poo.
I think it takes a Doper to say “This is a Poll thread, and belongs in ‘In My Humble Opinion.’”, or something equally annoying like that.
My political and religious views are way out of the mainstream here, and I am quite a bit older than most folks who are active on the SDMB. About the only things I have in common with most other Dopers are a rather offbeat sense of humor and a relentlessly curious intellect. For me, that’s enough to make me feel a kinship with members of this board.
I don’t think I fit the demographic:
Being tall, wearing bright orange vests, singing show tunes loudly off key…
Beats the hell out of me. People are only just now beginning to realize I’m a man.
You find out the secret, let ME know.
I’d tell you the things that truly make one a Doper, the things you only get from the hand of Cecil himself when you submit yourself to his will completely and pay the $14.95, but then having told you I’d have to kill you.
So I’ll just mention the hats.
The one time I don’t preview…
Don’t forget the goats! People always forget the goats. :smack:
Wait’ll they find out your black, like show tunes and are straight. That’ll totally throw 'em for a curve.
Or “you’re”, even.
[Singing] Somebody else didn’t Preeee-vieeewwww.
What show is that from? catchy little tune…
I know. It’s the monocles.
NoClueBoy. It’s from a show called “Don’t Taunt The Brother” and I’m ready to punch your tickets.
:d
I swear that particular emoticon looks like you’re eating boogers with your tongue.
I think only Giraffe can do that.
FUCK!!!
hate, I god being dyslexic…
