Gee, it´s been 10 months already since my subscription ended?
Now I know why they call it the Dope, this thing is adictive, I wanted to leave it, honest; but I… Can´t… Do it. I´ve learned to empathise with Gollum already.
So, where´s my pie?, how about the goat, is it just for newcomers now? do you still keep a welcome wagon on the ready here? I´ve been told about a squid too, what´s up with that?
Curls up on a corner and has schizophrenic episode
My preciousssss dope… 
Welcome back, Ale!
We have treats and entertainment in Room Four. Enjoy.
[sub]Full-contact origami crew #3! On deck![/sub]
Can’t…resist…Tolkien…reference.
Hi Ale, welcome back, want to join me at the Prancing Pony for a Pint or 6?
Jim
Since you’re so late in renewing, you have to change all the broken light bulbs in the place.
Let me ask you, do have any potatoes?
Welcome back Ale!
You forgot to tell him to turn of the power first.
Jim
Potatos are for wimps, I use long necked insulated pliers; electric shocks don´t bother me much; I´m funny that way. 
So where do I start?
You’re made of stronger stuff than I. I lasted six months.
It’s never too late to resubscribe. Esp with a cool name like Ale.
Speaking of which, I had a kick-ass ale at a local micro-brewery (“Two Rows” in Dallas, if you wanna know). They called it, simply, “Winter Ale”, but may well have been the best damn ale I’ve ever had. Mmmmmmm.
Would you be mad at me if I tell you that my user name comes from the short version of my full name and has nothing to do with brewed drinks?