Banana Split Topping Lands Man In Jail
You just don’t find them much dumber than that! 
Heck yeah. I mean, you could break a tooth!
Gee, I don’t know. In a small upstate NY town in which I lived years ago, a guy pulled up the bank’s drive-in window, pushed the buzzer, pulled out a gun, and told the teller to put some money in the tray.
The teller just ducked down and rang the alarm. The guy then fired a shot at the bullet-proof glass window. It bounced off, shattered his windshield. He burned out of there, and was stopped in a couple of blocks by the town’s only cop, as he was the only one riving a car without a windshield.
Oh great… now I’ve got
One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more…
'course, not only is that going through my head now, it’s the punk version. (Who sang that, btw?)
Are you talking about the Liz Phair cover from Saturday Morning’s Greatest Hits?
The Dickies.
I like Liz Phair’s version as well.
More amusing criminals for your entertainment: Bozo Criminal of the Day. The archives have almost 10 years’ worth of stupidity.
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: I’d rather deal with stupid criminals than smart ones. 
My father was a cop for 30 years. His take: “Of course criminals are stupid. If they had any damn brains, they’d be able to make an honest living.”