Good Lord, what a wonderful movie this was. Perfectly cast. Maureen Stapleton as Ma was hysterical. So many great gags, I can’t even begin to list them all.
“My name’s Dangerously. Johnny Dangerously.”
“Did you know your last name is an adverb?”
“You hung me on a hook. My mother hung me on a hook…once.”
Heh…all those lines get me. I like the very beginning when the car crashes through the date and when he scans the puppy, who has the anti-theft tag on its ear.
Wow, it’s been a while since I’ve seen it. I need to see it again soon.
See, in my opinion, Michael Keaton is (in alphabetical order):
Batman
Beetlejuice
Johnny Dangerously
Mr. Mom
That’s it. Any other Michael Keaton is a facsimilie from Multiplicity. (Except Jackie Brown Michael Keaon. I’ll accept him.)
Johnny Dangerously: “You got those. I like those on a woman.”
Ma Kelly: “You’ve gotten to be like a daughter to me and I wanna share somethin’ with ya.” Lil: “Awww, what’s that Mom Kelley?” Ma Kelly: “I go both ways.” Lil: “Oh.”
I love Johnny Dangerously. There’s not a bit of it I don’t enjoy.
“Enough with the nodding!”
Bribing [strike]Dom DeLuise[/strike] the Pope.
Every single line by Moroni.
The ad-libbing by the priest in Death Row.
The ‘educational film’. “I’m going back to law school!”
There’s too much to list, really. This movie solidified Michael Keaton as a bona fide comic actor in my eyes, and the rest of the cast was awesome. I love Peter Boyle in whatever he happens to be in.
(On preview)
I don’t know how I managed to forget that line, Thalion. The way Piscopo delivers it just sets me off no matter how often I hear it. Even recalling the scene, I’m cracking up.
“I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes… like yourselves.”
Oh, and the newspaper headline:
Roman Moroni Deported to Sweden Says He’s Not From There