A book based on the true story of how two male penguins in the Central Park Zoo adopted a fertilized egg and raised the chick has ignited a storm of stupid. There aren’t enough rolleyes.
You didn’t say it was about two gay penguins! Ewwww!
Sinful penguin love? Shades of Bloom County!
Soooo…it’s not appropriate for kids to read about creatures that love each other? Or does the book go into great detail about which penguin was pitchin’ and which one was catchin’? If not, how the hell is this a book about sexuality?
I think I’ll pick this one up for the mini-Marli. The illustrations look beautiful.
And thus the gay penquin agenda claims another victim…
I, for one, welcome our Gay Penguin Overlords.
I wonder when Berke Breathed is going to address this issue?
I think they’re just worried about people dying of cute.
OMGWTFBBQSDKLFJAKLSFHJKAH GAY PENGUINS SQWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
head explodes
When interviewed, one of the penguins replied “I have never met Ted Haggard.”
Really. Methinks I’ll get it for littlecats.
I disapprove of these filthy penguins and what is clearly a scam to collect extra benefits from the government.
Soooo…kids will catch teh gay from reading about penquins?
Oh, they don’t need money, they just put it on their bill.
Nonono, it’s PENGUIN LUST!!!
Nothing but urges from hell!
Yeah. They’re already living in public housing, eating off public handouts, getting public medical care and raising their brood off public resources. Can’t they go out ane earn a living?
See, this is all a part of the Goodless agenda. First the penguin lust. Then they’ll try to teach our children about. . . PENGUIN EVOLUTION. It’s a lie, I tell you! A LIE!
The world isn’t round either. Nope. It’s shaped like a burrito!
Mmmm… planet-sized burrito…
[monty python]
. . . And that was The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots. Now the penguin on your television will explode.
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The real question, though, is “Can they dance?”.
Otherwise, they’re going to have a hard time making it in NYC. You gotta dance to be a penguin nowadays, thanks to Disney movies and Coke commercials.
I’m going to pick this one up for Baby B, I think. It’ll be lovely to add to his collection at Christmas.
E.
But is it filled with beef and bean, or bean and cheese? And if so, why isn’t it filled with beef, bean and cheese?