In every Pit thread some creatively constipated parrot has to clog the pipes with a rating. They’ll then follow it up with “I can’t dance to it” or some other overly used bilge. It’s not funny anymore. Wait, it never was funny. Pit ratings needs to sail off to Dead SDMB Trends island to die along with his retarded half-brother Og.
Oh, and to the person(s) who reply to this OP with a rating: go castrate yourself with your 6th grade English teacher’s teeth.
Needs more cowbell.
Gets points for kinkiness, at least.
It’s not my kind of beat. Needs more vitriol. And hatred. More spice, if you will.
I give it a 6.5
Who wants to place a wager on the time Carnic´s head implodes if we keep doing this? 
I’ll give it 7.5
cuz Creatively Constipated Parrot has a certain something
I give it a 7. “Creatively constipated parrot” is funny, but it needs more swear words.
Oh, and I can’t dance to it.
Cunts etc.
From time to time I get a minor urge just to go through every single pit thread on the page and write, “Nice rant. I give it an 8 out 10. Good vitriol, and excellent usage of fuckwit, but I can’t dance to it,” in the hopes that it dawns on someone somewhere how utterly retarded they sound.
Then I realize it’s not really that important.
I agree with you 100% Carnick.
Thanks Carnick. You saved me starting this, but I didn’t do so for the inevitable stream of “I give it 7.5” posts.
It was funny once. For a couple of days. Then again, so was “Hi Opal!”
Actually, I really agree, too. I hate those freakin’ ratings. Someone comes along, genuinely pissed off and spitting bullets and someone just rates it - no comment, no answer, nothing.
Count me in as agreeing with the OP. Raters are pobes.
Steven
Fucking pobes.
A new girlfriend once rated a Pitting of mine. I got angry at her, and she yelled back at me. Then I slapped her across the face. Then she left.
Sorry, it seems forced. No real venom there, and you omitted any use of “fuckwit”.
Feeble effort. 2/10.
That’s what I was waiting for. However, I don’t think it’s your best effort.
3/10 on the 2/10 rating.
Band name!
3.2
Аз не мога да го танцувам
I agree. You’ll only find the most uncreative of cretins doing the ratings, those bores at a party that laugh at their own jokes while everyone else rolls their eyes. Unfortunately, I don’t think that there’s much we can do about it except for ignore them.