Alas, I pit the BBQ!

[GnominClature]

I have observed a few members that give a rating system when it comes to rants. I have been properly instructed to give my rants with these characteristics in order to be “understood”:

1. a smidgen of mordant humour;

2. ½ soupçon of brotherhood semblance with others about a particular topic that turns me (and hopefully, them) green;

3. a pinch of my rating on the jackasses that exist and my open/shut conclusions!

4. and don’t forget consistency!

We must stir this recipe to prevent burning–or in this case, let’s ask questions when we don’t understand the topic…

Okay… dinner’s ready!

1. I think the BBQ Pit is a wonderful place for me to vent my frustrations! Everyone seems so eager to inform me of my errors while not really paying attention to the topic that I view as ignorant;

2. I think the people behind those names use them as masks when they are more than likely ignored in the real world. I know I am;

3. I do not have an accurate view on the matter. My personality constantly tries to see the good in all people and situations, so I welcome some true elaboration;

4. There are truly good people here, so to you that feel it is necessary to clobber people with your creative witticisms and sarcasm could really put that juice to work in other areas. Little do you know that you are the stereotype you define in your rants.

Does it taste good? I hope it does. Have some sarcasm pie, jackass!

Questions are welcomed of me if you are unfamiliar with the jerks that don’t bother to take apart a position or aspect of a rant only to get upset when put in their respective places.

[Michael_Ellis]

Whoo boy!

[Audrey_Levins]

[Marathon]

*Originally posted by GnominClature *
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Does it taste good? I hope it does. Have some sarcasm pie, jackass!
**

There’s nothing I’d like more than to see this become the next SDMB cliché phrase.

[Themis00]

I wanted to do this a ling time ago. You rock.

I hope this thread doesn’t get locked, like mine. :mad:

[Pedro]

Too weak to be rated.
That is all.

[Michael_Ellis]

*Originally posted by Themis00 *
**I wanted to do this a ling time ago. You rock.

I hope this thread doesn’t get locked, like mine. :mad: **

Have some sarcasm pie, jackass!

[GnominClature]

**Too weak to be rated.

**

To weak to be noticed. Here’s an example of what I’m talkin’ about!

[Tars_Tarkas]

I got some sarcasm pie, served with a topping of ice crap!

[Ilsa_Lund]

Questions are welcomed of me if you are unfamiliar with the jerks that don’t bother to take apart a position or aspect of a rant only to get upset when put in their respective places.

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[Truth_Seeker]

*Originally posted by GnominClature *
**2) I think the people behind those names use them as masks when they are more than likely ignored in the real world. I know I am;

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I’m sorry that you’re ignored in the real world. I can sense your anger and frustration. But it’s misdirected. You might want to try starting threads in a different forum. Try IMHO.

Ranting is an art form in itself. It seldom lends itself to starting a decent discussion because any discussion that does result is often a trainwreck.

I’m trying to be helpful here. I recognize that English is your second language and I give you points for your efforts. But the BBQ Pit isn’t the place for what you’re trying to do. In effect, you’re trying to force your way on stage at an opera bitching that your skills as a mime aren’t appreciated.

P.S. Ilsa, you have way too much time on your hands.

[pravnik]

*Originally posted by Barrytown *
**There’s nothing I’d like more than to see this become the next SDMB cliché phrase. **

You like sarcasm pie? Sarcasm pie goooood, jackass!

[Ilsa_Lund]

When come back, bring sarcasm pie.

[Squink]

Ilsa, I fear that the beam of your 1920’s style death ray has lost coherence. Please retune and try again!

[SkipMagic]

Oh yeah, sarcasm pie is sooooo good. :rolleyes:

[GnominClature]

Good, honest, and to the point–that’s all I wanted. Point taken, Truth Seeker. Lovely artwork, Ilsa. Do you mind telling us what it is that you’ve constructed?

[GnominClature]

It couldn’t be…

PIE NOW WOULD IT? with a tint of sarcasm…

[Homebrew]

I think it’s a fountain of rolleyes.

[El_Cid_Viscoso]

First, allow me to congratulate you on a very nice OP.

I, too, would like to see the “sarcasm pie” thing end up as a catchphrase: when they suddenly stop signing off with shit like “1920s-Style Death Rays,” it’s difficult to remember which posters are complete idiots. In this case, I give credit to the coiner.

Also, I ain’t got time to fuck around with a search that takes at least two beers, so please post a link to your main beef, huh? Surely you’ve got a problem with a poster – or a group of posters – in particular.

1. I think the BBQ Pit is a wonderful place for me to vent my frustrations! Everyone seems so eager to inform me of my errors while not really paying attention to the topic that I view as ignorant;

Your item 4) in the second list (after the recipe) needs clarity. Otherwise, your points are reasonably coherent.

2. I think the people behind those names use them as masks when they are more than likely ignored in the real world. I know I am;

No, in real life, I’m a complete asshole. There are rules here.

3. I do not have an accurate view on the matter. My personality constantly tries to see the good in all people and situations, so I welcome some true elaboration;

I can honestly say that I no longer try to see the good in people. I have instead chosen to see the good in their children, and hope that by the time I’m in a position to teach them, I’m not too old to relate. With regard to this Board, I almost universally view each member with suspicion until they prove otherwise.

I would be happy to elaborate, but as history has shown, the greater the post length, the greater the chance for misquotes. Misquotes turn to frustration, often coupled with rapid posting from either side, which eventually devolves into burning, augering banality as the thread somehow changes into a – well, how do I descibe it? Remember the “LUST killing” and that pokie codpiece from “Seven?” Imagine that, but repeatedly thrust into your eye sockets.

4. There are truly good people here, so to you that feel it is necessary to clobber people with your creative witticisms and sarcasm could really put that juice to work in other areas. Little do you know that you are the stereotype you define in your rants.

If I’m misunderstanding you here, I apologize.

You seem to be saying people could, instead of squandering it on sarcasm, use their “juice” in other endeavors, possibly for Good?

No. No we couldn’t. :rolleyes:

Do you mind telling us what it is that you’ve constructed?

Ilsa thinks he’s the font of [rolleyes]. For me, he is.

[Finagle]

*Originally posted by GnominClature *
**

1. I think the BBQ Pit is a wonderful place for me to vent my frustrations! Everyone seems so eager to inform me of my errors while not really paying attention to the topic that I view as ignorant;

2. I think the people behind those names use them as masks when they are more than likely ignored in the real world. I know I am;

3. I do not have an accurate view on the matter. My personality constantly tries to see the good in all people and situations, so I welcome some true elaboration;

4. There are truly good people here, so to you that feel it is necessary to clobber people with your creative witticisms and sarcasm could really put that juice to work in other areas. Little do you know that you are the stereotype you define in your rants.

Does it taste good? I hope it does. Have some sarcasm pie, jackass!
**

You’re not a native English thinker, are you?