That was the title of the spam I just caught in my spam filter. Apparently, it was sent to me by … me.
Cleavage I’ll take. I prefer mine with a soft crust, though.
That is all.
I like Cleavage as much as the next guy. Probably more, in fact.
But I feel that cleavage, like Kreme, ought not to be “Krispy”
I wish I got stuff like that instead of the endless offers of bestiality. All of my spam messages seem to involve sex with horses. I recall one particularly amusing one: the subject line was “fuk on farm :-)” and it was from “Angus Abdul.” I got a mental image of a kilted and turbaned Arab Scotsman smiling as he opened the barn door.
Most of my spam lately is either of the random adjective-noun or ajdective-pronoun-noun variety, supposed shills for job offers, or “OEM software” spam. There’s always v1a’6ra and “don’t have a small penis any longer ?” entries, but lately they’ve been eclipsed by the others. I get a lot of spam – probably on the order of 60-70 pieces a day. Fortunately I also have a very adept proxy that catches them all.
As to the question of cleavage – I’ll take all ya got, but for Og’s sake slap some SPF-50 on those babies.
I got an email from Jesus yesterday. The subject line was “Been saved?”
Jesus can apparently guarentee fast shipping and low low prices on Viagra, Cialis, and Xanax.
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I wish I got stuff like that instead of the endless offers of bestiality. All of my spam messages seem to involve sex with horses. I recall one particularly amusing one: the subject line was “fuk on farm :-)” and it was from “Angus Abdul.” I got a mental image of a kilted and turbaned Arab Scotsman smiling as he opened the barn door.
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What the heck kind of mailing lists have you been on?!?!
Wait, don’t answer that.
Crispy Cleavage… hmm… dare I say, BAND NAME?!
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Jesus can apparently guarentee fast shipping and low low prices on Viagra, Cialis, and Xanax.
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The Lord is risen indeed.
There might be a market for Crispy Cleavage among GILF fanciers.
When I first saw “Crispy Cleavage” in the tittle, I pictured a buxom lass with two heads of Boston lettuce in her bra. ()()
Yes, I meant to spell it that way.
I thought this was going to be about a very painful case of sunburn.
Not that I’d know anything about that.
Gmail is so frickin’ sweet. I don’t get much Evil Spam* in my inbox.
*you guessed it.
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I got an email from Jesus yesterday. The subject line was “Been saved?”
Jesus can apparently guarentee fast shipping and low low prices on Viagra, Cialis, and Xanax.
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Did it include this ad?
[QUOTE=Marlitharn]
I got an email from Jesus yesterday. The subject line was “Been saved?”
Jesus can apparently guarentee fast shipping and low low prices on Viagra, Cialis, and Xanax.
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And you thought all he could raise was the dead!
Yep, I’m gon’ to Hell, express lane, extra torment!
Sorry, I didn’t see MEBuckner’s post before I posted.
You know you’re a food addict when the thread title makes you think of fried chicken breasts.
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The Lord is risen indeed.
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Dammit, that was hilarious.
Hell Express? Yes, that’s me!
I sent myself an e-mail to my yahoo account. I am quite miffed. The subject line is None and there’s an attachment. Some idjit has hijacked my account and is using it to send out a virus.
I’m considering sliding everything over to my gmail account.
Most people don’t appreciate how difficult it is to get perfect cleavage - you want it hard in the middle but soft everywhere else.