From here.
(bolding mine)
How do people like this get to be elected officials?
Seriously, however, I’m wondering if this should be taken as a compliment. After all, this “long hidden evidence” proves that Jews knew about biology, evolution and cosmology well before anyone else did. 
Zev Steinhardt
Credit for discovering the theory of evolution?
OK, I’ll take it!
But really, sheesh.
(yet another opportunity to have used the Jewish smiley guy)
Funny, you don’t look Darwinian! 
You’ve already got entertainment and finance, you really have to have science too? Good grief, you Jews just aren’t ever happy are ya? 
Imagine the people who voted for him, then fall to your knees and weep.
You bastards!
Makes you wonder whether cretins like that really did evolve from our own ancestors, or whether their flavor of God created them to be His likeness on Earth?
Well we can’t have our children being taught ancient Jewish Creation scenarios in public school science classes. We better teach them Genesis instead.
Egad, how do idiots like this get elected, even in the deep south? Don’t people still at least pretend to be offended by anti-Semitism in Texas and Georgia? This sounds like POZ bullshit.
Exactly. Exactly. Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, this does not make sense.
AllOneGodFaith! Dilute OK!
It reminds me of that joke where a Jewish fellow sees his Rabbi reading a particularly vile anti-semitic paper.
“What are you reading that trash for, Rabbi?”
“Are you kidding? I always read this when I feel down. When I look at history, we are persecuted and oppressed. When I read this we control the banks, the press, the governments…”
And now science apparently.
Like they say, 50% of the world is below average. Too bad they are meddling with politics and education instead of something innocuous. Like whether the end of the toilet paper roll should hang down or come up over the top. Too bad there wasn’t something about that in the Bible.
Damn, I wanted to post that Creationism is based strongly on old Jewish beliefs, but you beat me to it and found a way to make it humorous. Well done sir.
Jim
Filthy Darwin
The changed his name from Darwinstein.
The world would be a better place if those who refuse to believe in evolution never had to experience it.
Ohmigosh, you are right…the Jews apparently invented Evolution AND Creationsim! It’s GOT to be a conspiracy!
Good grief! The idiot in Georgia has been elected five times, already.
Representative Ben Bridges
No, I think we’re already in that reality!
Did anybody check out the website of The Fair Education Foundation, referred to in the memo?
Bring on the New Dark Ages! Woohoo!
My favourite part, their motto:
Ladies and gentlemen, all they need is an attractive blue-on-yellow logo and sinister mirror-universe moustaches.