Mr Rogers AWC

[kellibelli]

Here is the thread that somehow ended up in MPSIMS, it was meant for the pit...


I wasnt gonna do this, but then I saw his snotty question in the pit, asking if someone really asked this stupid question...then he pointed out a question by Omniscientnot...who is an excellent poster of the highest calliber, and to have this little teenage fuck try and make Omni-not look stupid really pisses me off!
Look you little turd, you invite your little troll pals over here to clog the board with the mental ejaculate of their keyboard masturbation, then you start a thread putting down the lioness and refusing to come and fight, just cut and run, then you go to the GQ forum with questions like these...

Why do they call it homecoming?

Are there any words that end in 'A'?

Why do bombs hiss-(This was just to try and embarass another poster to make you feel superior.)

I gotta tell you man, you are really pissing me off, and I have a pretty high tolerance level!

Quit trying to rag on posters like lioness and omni-not, or you will get the troll thrashing you so richly deserve!

[ChiefScott]

Darkness descends across the only life he's known.

Mr. McFeely and Chef Sprocket draw their curtains hoping that if they ignore it the impending disaster may be avoided. Elaine Fairchild weeps -- why must her dance studio be destroyed?
"Why," they cry, "Why?"

Trembling within the walls of his paper mache castle, King Friday mobilizes his forces. Realizing his forces consist of a tiger puppet with a hand up her ass and two birds on sticks, he gives the order to run down the XIII pennant and run up the white one.

The Museum-Go-Round, X's tree and the rocking chair factory harmonically shudder to the horrific thud-thud-thudding nears.

Trolley jumps his tracks as the sun is blotted out by the hulking, angered personification of catastrophe.

Picture-picture falls to the floor.

The light piano tink-tink-tinkling ceases.

His last conscious thought as he drops his left deck sneaker and glances through the window at his death harbinger -- "Oh... shit."

kellibelli's words tear his world assunder "It's a beutiful day in the fuckin' neighborhood, asshole!"

[kellibelli]

Stephen King...eat your heart out!
Scotty baby, you paint a tempting picture.

I just read the welcome troll thread (I think that was it) and mr Rogers said to me: SO SCREW YOU!

Can you imagine? The nerve of the little quif.

[WallyM7]

Uh, oh. Mr.R

You got as much chance of getting out this with your balls intact, as a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.

I'm glad I'm not your neighbor.

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they get up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

[kellibelli]

So sorry...the thread where he told me :SO SCREW YOU" was the one : quantum physisist in our midst?"

I cant wait till our little friend gets home from school!
I bet after he gulps down his milk & cookies, and after he grabs momma's ass on the way to his room...well I bet he wont post here.

Anyone wanna bet that he NEVER says boo here?

He aint got ANY BALLS!! He wont come, so this might be a fun way to waste my time, but hey! Its my time.

What is the difference between Mr Rogers and a rat laying dead in the street?

There are skid marks in front of the rat!

How many Mr rogers's does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one...but he needs all his friends to watch while they jerk off and tell him he is the coolest dude in the class!

More will come to me.

[Ayesha]

Well, hopefully I can post as myself now.

I have somethings to say.

#1- Thanks to the folks who called Ayesha. I liked it so much I decided to use it.

#2 - My keyboard SUCKS big time, my y's and c's keep getting lost.

#3- never mind

#4- Mr. Rogers,
You little pissy-assed moron. I have decided that I will post to you anywhere I find you.

Oh nothing nasty in the other forums. But here you are mine. Well mine and Kelli's, and no you little worm, not in a way you will enjoy. This WILL continue until you grow a set of balls big enough to face me here. No more bull shit , I will not respond to you ,posts.

Well BOY, I'm waiting !



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Ayesha - Lioness
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[Mister_RogersAWC]

When did I go off on omniscientnot? Lioness, I can admit to being pissed at her, but that's cause she was flirting to the point that it got really annoying! She stopped, so I haven't said a word about her since. I have never said a WORD to you about anything, so I have no idea what I did.

As for the questions I asked:

My question about the bombs hissing was genuine. I truly wanted to know if it was a joke or not. It was posted in the classic threads, and when I read it, I laughed my ass off, thinking it was an innocent joke. The letters ending in -a, I asked that because I could not for the life of me think of any, and I don't have a Scrabble word thingamajig like some people (Satan, whom I knew had one) have.

Please explain why YOU hate me so much. I just don't understand it. Until you explain yourself, please refrain from the crude comments about my intelligence? Also, please give me a definition of what trolling is, because the way you apply it to everyone you don't like doesn't fit with what I thought the definition was.


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"No job's too small, we bomb them all."
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[WallyM7]

Well Mr.R, I'm glad you got Omniscientnot to stop flirting.

Thank you for policing this board for us.

I think I'll call you the Sheriff from now on.

I doubt if your whiny post will prevent you from getting you ass kicked, but I could be wrong.

See you in the neighborhood.

[Ayesha]

You little snot rag, what is your problem with me flirting with someone. Jealous because I won't flirt with you ?

Little boy it's time for a wake up call. Guess what, I could give a crap less what your whining, sniveling, little ass thinks of me.

So you don't like flirting. Oh little one you should never have informed me of that.

I am a grown woman, and I will flirt who whom I wish. Just watch.


Oh Wally, Wally, snookems, come here baby. Wally I want you, I want you now. You hunk of burning love.

Now Mr. Rogers, if you eat your spinach, and be a really good boy, someday an actual female will flirt with you.

Now bite me. Yeah, you wish

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Ayesha - Lioness
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[Mister_RogersAWC]

Hmmm...Lioness/Ayesha, are you married? If so, does your husband know about this 'habit'?

[kellibelli]

Man, you really dont get it do you ???

Asking about the LION is almost as stupid as the thread you started bashing LIONESS!

You are the very epitome of a troll...you start a thread slamming someone, and then say you wont be reading it...then to top it all off, we get to meet your school chums-oh boy!

And all you have ever done to me was say : SO SCREW YOU...and you put down my pal aeysha, and tried to make omni-not look stupid...mmmmmm, yeah, thats enough for me!

[Ayesha]

Yes you little twerp, I am married. For 21 years, just fyi.

My husband posts here too. He is known as The LION. And he reads my posts. ALL of them.

He unlike you, has a sense of humor, and he knows the diffrence between playing around and real flirting.

Now go play with your little friends. I wanna have an adult, steamy, xxx-rate talk with Wally.

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Ayesha - Lioness
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[WallyM7]

Ayesha, I'm laughing my ass off. I'm dying over here. You always do it to me.

Kelli, honey, when you get mad I'll bet your keyboard shoots sparks.

Sheriff, the stagecoach leaves in five minutes.

Be under it.

Buy yourself some Clearasil, take a girl to a movie, and come back in 9 years.

Don't get mad. I'm giving you good advice.

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they get up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

[WallyM7]

Ayesha, I'm laughing my ass off. I'm dying over here. You always do it to me.

Kelli, honey, when you get mad I'll bet your keyboard shoots sparks.

Sheriff, the stagecoach leaves in five minutes.

Be under it.

Buy yourself some Clearasil, take a girl to a movie, and come back in 9 years.

Don't get mad. It's good advice.

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they get up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

[WallyM7]

How'd that get posted twice? What the fuck?

[Mister_RogersAWC]

I have decided to leave this board alone...for the most part. I hope you're happy. But there IS one little catch. I will come back when I'd like to ask a question. That's it. So from now on, no more posts by Mister_RogersAWC except the RARE question in a one line sentence.

Oh, and have fun dealing with that ego-maniacal jerk, Palidors/Omnipotent.

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"No job's too small, we bomb them all."
-Ace Wrecking Company

[Ayesha]

Oh, Wally, baby dumpling, come here and I'll really do it to you. You wonderful hot bod you.

Oh and Mr. Rogers, you should take Wally's advise. The LION will be waking up soon, I'm sure he will want to talk to you. I had to talk him out of it when you posted your first little attempt to flame me. But because I don't need him to fight my battles for me, I asked him not to.
I am woman enough to fight them on my own.

Now Wally dear , where were we ? Never mind we an start over. aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

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Ayesha - Lioness
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[ChiefScott]

"There's a new sheriff in town,
and his name is dickwad jr.

Y'all be cool now. Ye hear?" -- Mr. Rogers

[The LION]

YOUNG Master Rogers,
A little fatherly advice, from someone who has hunted down and killed offspring, that were more fit for survival than you are. "If you can't stand the heat, then I suggest you get out of the pit".

If you don't like what some of the people here are posting, don't read their posts.

If you are going to flame somebody, at least have the gonads, to respond to their replys.

One final thing, "ACE" you really need to change that sig. line. The only bomb you are ever going to experiane in this life time will be, your performance in the bedroom.

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Congratulations,
you have just been marked as territory.
signed,
The LION
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[Ayesha]

Ahhh, and once again the little chicken shit runs away.

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Ayesha - Lioness
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[WallyM7]

Well, sure, you guys ran him out of town.

What am I supposed to do for yuks, now?

Guess I'll mosey over to GD and see if I can get into a scuffle with Polycarp.

Or maybe I'll jest set a spell, take a load off.

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they get up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel for the rest of the day.

[Mister_RogersAWC]

I'll keep this .sig you senile old man, because I happen to play games. Ace Wrecking Company is a clan.

As for the "chickenshit runs away" remark, I don't know how to respond. Maybe 'cause its true that I avoid fights, as I don't like confrontations. I express my opinion when I think something (Me asking you to stop flirting in GQ). You're the jerks that keep this little online community of the "in" crowd, and everyone that doesn't think like you becomes an outsider (troll). You remind me of junior high, and high school, for that matter. I know this won't phase you, because I am already one of the "trolls", and trolls' opinions don't count, do they? I guess you are the kinds of parents that spawn the average teenager, demanding that they conform to society's boundaries in every way, never expressing their opinion if it conflicts with someone else's. You're the kind of people that start these rampages we hear about every month or so. You just push and push until the 'trolls' go insane. Luckily, I'm the kind of fellow who knows he'll never get his point through one of your thick hides and thick skulls, and will quit before things get ugly (although in my opinion, they already have). You probably think I enjoy a 'good flame war', but unfortunately, I DO listen to people, and you've all gotten your point across quite nicely, I'm not wanted. Thank you, go on with your happy lives and torture the next person trying to join and learn something new. Oh well. This entire post is probably just a waste of time, energy, and bandwidth, but I can only hope that someday, someone will listen and realize how cruel they can be.

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"No job's too small, we bomb them all."
-Ace Wrecking Company

[omniscientnot]

Oh my! Me, the unwitting (co-)subject of a thread in the Pit, a locus which I do not usually frequent because of the virulence of the opinions expressed therein - I being of a generally pacifist nature!!

Kelli, you went to the barricades for me, so to speak: while the gesture is genuinely appreciated, there really wasn't any need for it - at least as far as I'm concerned. I had already dismissed the incident which, oddly enough, followed closely my post on the "Carpe Hoc" thread started by Mr. Rogers. (BTW, I stand corrected on the meaning of occupare - its does indeed mean to take possession, grasp, seize, enjoy - but, as Wally stated in the thread, it shouldn't be used in this specific context, and certainly not in that tense.) What prompted my post, in part, was this reference by Mr. Rogers about helping to fight ignorance. But my aim, to borrow Mr. Rogers' own words, was first and foremost "to help the guy out".

As far as my thread on "That hissing sound" is concerned, I didn't know it had made "the classic threads". Some posters, of course, concentrated on the hissing part and unleashed their wit and humour, and I genuinely laughed with them. As for it being a stupid question, I may be partial here but I wouldn't say that it was. I learned something (if only that bombs very rarely hiss ), and probably so did a few others.

Again, Kelli, my thanks.

[WallyM7]

This is probably a waste of time, but I'm compelled to try.

Mr.Rogers, for someone that doesn't know how to respond, you certainly went on at length.
If you don't like confrontations, why do you go looking for them?

Where do you get off telling people to stop flirting? Is this your board? If you have an opinion on it, present your case with respect. Don't be an asshole about it.

If you read the posts you will find that there is no "in" crowd here. We agree, we disagree, or sometimes we ignore each other, depending on the situation.

Evidently, raising average teenagers does not meet with your approval. Presumably, you are not average. We won't go any further with that one.

I'm sorry that you feel that we are responsible for the rampages that occur every month or so. I can't even begin to fathom where your head is.

Everyone here follows the dictum, "If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a duck."

You don't want to be labelled a troll, but you convict yourself every time you post one of your tirades.

Finally, I have seen no evidence that you have any interest in learning something new here.

Your posts are arrogant, ill-conceived and inflammatory.

I have spent more time on you than I really wanted to, but if you learn something from it, it'll be worth it.

If you don't, than it won't.

Have a nice day. And be sure to finish your homework before youu go to bed.

Call me overly empathetic, here, but was Mr. Rogers crying when he posted ?
Yeah, he can be a jerk, but teenage hormones can screw up your brains pretty good.
A lot of people get online cause they're lonely.
Perhaps, this time, we may not have done such a good thing?

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We have met the enemy, and He is Us.--Walt Kelly

[WallyM7]

Yeah, I too thought there was a note of melancholy there, Dan.

I guess I could have been a little more gentle, but gee, well, yeah.

Aw, the hell with it. I'm staying out of these things from now on.

[Ayesha]

Hmmm, well Daniel, darling , I do understand that being a teen ager is not easy. But I also realize that when someone starts crap they need to be big enough to take the heat for it. Or not start it.
But I still love ya anyway, :::::sigh:::::
wink, wink. .


Mr. Rogers,
I ask that you remember who started this little war between us. I had never even heard of you before you decided to flame me and run. If you had stayed, I would have given you points for guts anyway.

My son is well above avrage, thank you very much. He can think what he wishes, and his point of view is looked at, as long as he expresses it with respect. There is nothing wrong with a child expressing themself. Unless they do so in an offensive manner.

You do not avoid fights, Mr. Rogers, you start them and then refuse to finish them.

And just fyi, again, my son has never been in trouble of any kind. He is a well adjusted, intelligent young man.

As for the rest of your whining little rant, well I don't have all night to answer your complaints.

As for The LION being a senile old man, well I think he will be shocked to hear that. He is 41. And let me tell you, he can still cut the mustard if you know what I mean. .

Ayesha / Lioness
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I can already visualize
the duct tape over your mouth.
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Oh yes, a ps to kidroy. Sonny boy, I do believe your mouth has just written a check your ass can't cash.

[WallyM7]

"your mouth has just written a check your ass can't cash."

STOP IT!!!

My sides!

[Ayesha]

Wally,
OK, maybe I should have said -

kidroy, you have just allowed your ocean -liner mouth overload your row boat ass ?

All I know is that when The LION gets home, he will be just sooo impressed with kidroy's little message. Don't these kids have homework or after school jobs or something

[Ayesha]

Wally,
OK, maybe I should have said -

kidroy, you have just allowed your ocean -liner mouth overload your row boat ass ?

All I know is that when The LION gets home, he will be just sooo impressed with kidroy's little message. Don't these kids have homework or after school jobs or something

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[BenDover]

I'm kinda new here, so I was wondering if this is normal - the board suddenly seems to be infested with arrogant little teenagers with nasty knowitall attitudes. Does this happen often? Does it go away on its own? Or is there some sort of spray that will drive them away?

Fortunately, there are several teenagers posting here who are friendly, intelligent, respectful of others, etc. Otherwise I'm afraid I might have developed a very poor opinion of teenagers in general. The few good ones that DO post here give me hope for the future.

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If there is room for doubt - doubt!

[Ayesha]

Well said. There are several teens here who have a bright future ahead of them.

I haven't been here long myself so I'm not sure if this happens alot. But I would pay for good money for some of that spray !

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[Doobieous]

Ace Wrecking Company is a clan.

Hmm, is that what you silly kids are calling your wannabe gangs now?

[WallyM7]

We hope it's just a blip on the cyber landscape, Ben.

If not, we got a couple of fiery mommas here that will do a clean up.

Mostly, I just hold their coats and stand back and watch the fun.

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they get up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel for the rest of the day.

[kellibelli]

Wow...the 'in crowd' now that is truly something! (rolls eyes)
For all you know, we could be a group of one-eyed, drooling nose picking freaks! ALl that binds us is our posts....they speak for us, maybe you should get your mom to proofread yours!

listen up you little putx, if reading in the pit will prompt a shooting spree on your part, start at kilrod's house...mm'kay?

If he was crying...well that is embarassing - for him! Thats like the kid who runs over to a group of kids, and pushes one of them...thinking : "Now they will like me!"Then when they pound the piss outta him, he runs home to momma crying:" Those kids are mean!

You dunce! it doesnt work that way! You dont act like a troll...you dont get treated like a troll...simple even for you.

Someone once compared the pit to a snowball fight for grown-ups. A perfect analogy in my opinion...unless you get a bunch of oversensitive kids in here.
THATS WHY THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR ADULTS!!!

**note to the normal teens...this was not meant to you, you know who you are.***

This is no fun at all.....where is Contestant #3...he is always good for a scrap, pass me the big snowball...
I'm comin' for ya buddy!

[Mullinator]

I am pretty new to this also, so can I stay even if I prefer inappropriate scratching to nose-picking.

As for Kilroy, I think the most important thing you can take out of this whole experience is that a life without internet access is one that you should consider.

Thanks for giving me plenty of things to read and enjoy guys. I am already hooked on the SMDB like Robert Downey Jr. on drugs.

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It's not bragging if you can do it - Satchel Paige

[BoBettie]

Kelli said:

For all you know, we could be a group of one-eyed, drooling nose picking freaks!

Umm...Kelli? I resemble that remark

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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Philips (stolen from matt's webpage)

[The LION]

Ah Kidroy,kidroy, may I call you F'n Korn Dog.
Trashing you would be as sporting as shooting fish in a barrel.


Two things that I learned early in life that you would do well to learn are ,

A. Profanity is a sign of a limited vocabulary and intellect .

B. It is better to sit quietly and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

I look forward to the day,somewhere in the far future ,when your command of the english language has evolved beyond the grunting and pointing stage. At that time I will sit down with you . And we can have a nice long discussion concerning the disastrous results that excessive inbreeding has had on your genetic make up.


Sincerely

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Congratulations,
you have just been marked as territory.
signed,
The LION
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[pldennison]

A. Profanity is a sign of a limited vocabulary and intellect .

As an aside, this is a silly aphorism that is neither useful nor true; and is usually used by people who consider themselves far more erudite than they really are, far smarter than they really are, and unable to see the value and nuance in certain words of the English language in certain contexts. So stop fucking using it.

[The LION]

Pldennison
Profanity has it's uses, and used properly it has great effect.
However the use that I was replying to was gratitous and served no purpose other than to inflame.
I regret that I have to leave for work right now. Perhaps we an continue this another time.

The Lion

[Kat]

The letters ending in -a, I asked that because I could not for the life of me think of any, and I don't have a Scrabble word thingamajig like some people (Satan, whom I knew had one) have.

Or a regular dictionary. Or an on-line dictionary. Or a search engine. Or a book (grabbing a book and random, and opening to a page at random finds: fiesta, lava, influenza, sea, pneumonia in 4 consecutive pages.)

[BenDover]

Oh, dear God, have none of you seen the 'Alphabet Song' thread yet? If you ain't been there, you gotta go - stupidity at its finest.

Where's the troll list? We need to add Sam Craft!

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I have as much authority as the Pope; I just don't have as many people who believe it! - George Carlin

To:BenDover & all the SD Pit crew
From:The Godlike Stud\Me
Re: Sudden Influx of Little Punks(Palidoormat, Mr. Rogers, ET AL

Two or three weeks after school began , The Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew & Snotty The Wonder Tot all log on to this site for the first time. The influx started in September.

Think: Back-To-School Computer Sales.

Have faith in Cecil & myself; & all shall be revealed. (That would make a good sig)

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We have met the enemy, and He is Us.--Walt Kelly

[omniscientnot]

And perhaps, just perhaps, a combination of Dope and search engine...