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Old 08-08-2007, 02:50 AM
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The SDMB, DRUNK picture thread.

Okay, Diosa (I beleive) started this last time we had a pic thread going, and I thought it was a fun idea. So I'll start.

Here's one of me from college, bout 5 years old, but one of my favorites. I had recently gotten out of a pretty rough relationship and was feeling inspired while on my third 40.

Yes, there's a K, and if you look close you might have not noticed there are two I's as well.

Bring on the photos, you lushes!
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Old 08-08-2007, 03:04 AM
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Any photos of me in such a state (were they to exist) might compromise my run for Emperor of the Universe.

Once I get my GED and a work permit, I WILL RULE YOU ALL!!

In the mean time, please don't visit the Subway on Fourth Street. The manager makes me clean the restrooms, and it can get pretty nasty in there. Plus, I have to prep all the onions and tomatoes, so don't ever order them on your sub.


Where was I? Oh yes. COWER BEFORE ME MORTALS! YOU WILL TREMBLE IN FEAR IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE!!!!

Wait, what? Piss off minion!! That first picture makes me look fat. The second one makes me look like some sort of Amish rapist. Be gone!

I'll BRB with a suitable picture for you all to worship. EotU out.
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Old 08-08-2007, 03:25 AM
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okay i'll bite. Here's me not last mardi gras but the one before

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lesliek615/1048038213/

and okay now I'm pretty certain you guys have never seen anything this hideous....so do not open if you are not prepared to see something AWFUL. Its not a drunk picture but DRUNK RELATED. I was wasted and rough housed with the wrong dog and here's what happened to my face.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lesliek615/1048038209/

hangover + dog bite = unforgivable ugly
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Old 08-08-2007, 03:35 AM
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bigbabysweets2000, I think I hurt myself laughing. Yeah, I can't stand biitckes. Which sounds like some sort of Dutch dessert wafer.

End of the school year bash, 2007. (I'm the one on the right.) Someone had just said something both horrifying and hilarious. Later that night, there was an inappropriate and accidental real estate showing. I don't believe anyone was capable of operating a camera at the point -- thank little green apples. Camisoles just are not adequate drunkwear.
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Old 08-08-2007, 03:42 AM
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bigbabysweets2000, I think I hurt myself laughing. Yeah, I can't stand biitckes. Which sounds like some sort of Dutch dessert wafer.

End of the school year bash, 2007. (I'm the one on the right.) Someone had just said something both horrifying and hilarious. Later that night, there was an inappropriate and accidental real estate showing. I don't believe anyone was capable of operating a camera at the point -- thank little green apples. Camisoles just are not adequate drunkwear.
Why, Miss Purl, I do declare! I wouldn't have expected such behavior from a nice midwestern farm girl.
(I could have said milkmaid, but I'm being nice)

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Old 08-08-2007, 03:51 AM
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I'm German and Irish and I live in Wisconsin. There was really no hope that it wouldn't come to this sometime in my twenties. If only the White Russian had never been invented, I might still have my dignity.

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Old 08-08-2007, 04:01 AM
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If only the White Russian had never been invented, I might still have my dignity.

Just can't get away from the milk, can ya'.
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Old 08-08-2007, 04:05 AM
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I'm really liking our ratio of hot chicks/plain ole' boring members.

Let's keep it up, more drunk chicks! (Looking at you Haze)
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Old 08-08-2007, 05:07 AM
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I love that first photo Bigbabysweets2000!! Sums up a good level of drunken-ness perfectly!

I have a flickr page of drunken photos ------>
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mhairi2...7600045031096/
I'm the girl with the glasses, don't judge me too harshly.....

Mars
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Old 08-08-2007, 09:05 AM
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When I do this ...

...and this ...

...and this...

I end up looking this cross-eyed .
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Old 08-08-2007, 09:09 AM
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hangover + dog bite = unforgivable ugly
Nawww. I saw that and wanted to Take Care Of You.
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Old 08-08-2007, 09:11 AM
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When I do this ...

...and this ...

...and this...

I end up looking this cross-eyed .
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This photo is private.

Oops! You don't have permission to view this photo.
Tease.
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Old 08-08-2007, 09:18 AM
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and okay now I'm pretty certain you guys have never seen anything this hideous
Is this a joke? That's the kind of hideous I someday hope to date.

In fact, this thread is a not-so-subtle reminder that I share a board with the Hottest Chicks in the Universe.
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:03 AM
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Sure... Tease... that's it. Not incompetence.

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Old 08-08-2007, 10:07 AM
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/lesliek615/1048038209/

hangover + dog bite = unforgivable ugly
"Facechomp". Best filename ever.
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:17 AM
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Man, this thread is bringing out the chicks in force, isn't it? Not that any Doper would stoop so low, but I can see how Girls Gone Wild is never short of eager...um...talent.
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:17 AM
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Jeez, I'm going to regret this, but what the hell.

This is me a couple of halloweens ago for the Las Vegas Grind. I'm chubby Ramone, second from the left. I think I may have psted this one in an earlier thread.

Another Halloween this time dressed as an aging hipster.


Good times. Good times.
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:27 AM
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Well, I wasn't technically drunk, but I had consumed a glass and a half of wine and chatted with Gen. George Rogers Clark
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:30 AM
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Well, here I am celebrating after the American Birkebeiner 2007. It was a lot of hard work hanging out in that lodge, waiting for people to finish skiing, so I had to keep my strength up. With beer. And then, when everyone I'd been waiting for came in, of course we had to celebrate with more drinks...

That was also the night I ended up sleeping on the floor of a restaurant.
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:31 AM
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Me, drunk, in a kayak. Who says water and alcohol don't mix?
http://s153.photobucket.com/albums/s...urrent=moi.jpg
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:56 AM
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This is a picture of me drinking:

[img=http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/5503/barshotgv8.th.jpg]

Somewhere, though, there are several pictures of me with my head in a toilet (my friends are so caring when I'm shitfaced).
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:24 AM
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Man, this thread is bringing out the chicks in force, isn't it? Not that any Doper would stoop so low, but I can see how Girls Gone Wild is never short of eager...um...talent.

GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!!! I NEEEEEEED IT!!!
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:27 AM
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My son. He even makes sure to finish the backwash.
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Old 08-08-2007, 12:06 PM
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Whiskey face.

This, I suppose, is a bit beyond drunk.
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Old 08-08-2007, 02:19 PM
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I'm the one sleeping peaceully.
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Old 08-08-2007, 04:31 PM
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Dude, seriously, on behalf of all ugly guys on the Dope, don't post any more. You're making us look bad.

Worse.

Whatever.
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Old 08-08-2007, 04:41 PM
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Dude, seriously, on behalf of all ugly guys on the Dope, don't post any more. You're making us look bad.

Worse.

Whatever.
I don't know if I should be offended, embarassed, or grateful for that comment.

Seriously, the pic of my puking would completely ruin any thoughts you might have of me...it's got to be here somewhere!

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Old 08-08-2007, 04:59 PM
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Seriously, the pic of my puking would completely ruin any thoughts you might have of me...it's got to be here somewhere!
You know that any thoughts of you I would be having would be comradely and admiring in a strictly heterosexual way, right?

But anything you want to do to level the playing field for the rest of us guys in flirting with the girls is all good. Post away!
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Old 08-08-2007, 05:05 PM
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My husband and me. It's the first in a series.
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Old 08-08-2007, 05:34 PM
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Damn! Some of you ladies... hot, hot, hot
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Old 08-08-2007, 09:03 PM
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I have tons of photos, quite a few of them of drunken moments, but I very rarely star in my own photos. I do have photos of at least a couple of mods (present and past), maybe even a Perfect Master, drinking. But since I don't want to embarass anyone who isn't embarassing themself at the moment, after much digging, I am able to present drunken (or at least tipsy) moments Around the World:

Karneval in Mainz, Germany (Part I)
Karneval in Mainz, Germany (Part II)
Restaurante Botin in Madrid, Spain
Work Party in Bangkok
Smoking Shisha in Jiddah, Saudi Arabia
Getting Ready for the Game in Daegu, Korea
Self Portrait while (drunkenly) performing on stage in Bangkok
Eating Grasshoppers in Bangkok
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Old 08-08-2007, 09:22 PM
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Bonus Pic

This one is a bonus, featuring a couple of Hot Doper Wimmin, framing perfectly and defining the theme of this thread. This is from a ChiDope after-party.

Not me, but Dopers in their natural setting
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Old 08-08-2007, 09:28 PM
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screw you guys. I thought these were going to be horrible and embarrassing. I get drunk and try to wrestle unfriendly dogs and post a picture with a chunk taken out of my face and you guys put up cute pictures from times when alcohol was served (wedding emo people I'm looking at you)

stop being better than me all of you and put up the good stuff!
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Old 08-08-2007, 09:36 PM
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screw you guys. I thought these were going to be horrible and embarrassing. I get drunk and try to wrestle unfriendly dogs and post a picture with a chunk taken out of my face and you guys put up cute pictures from times when alcohol was served (wedding emo people I'm looking at you)

stop being better than me all of you and put up the good stuff!
You want peeing in the street, puking, headbutting the wall pics don't you?
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Old 08-08-2007, 09:55 PM
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You want peeing in the street, puking, headbutting the wall pics don't you?
yes. thank you for seeing things my way.
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Old 08-08-2007, 09:55 PM
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I have nothing to contribute to this thread yet, but I am going out with a bunch of girls from work on Friday to celebrate my birthday... we're going to a gay club and there are $1 well drinks from 10-midnight.... if this thread is still around this weekend I may have something to submit.
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:08 PM
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yes. thank you for seeing things my way.
Well, assuming that there are pictures of me participating in said incidents in existence, it can be reasonably assumed that I did not take the pictures. Those that might have them, if they existed, might want to keep them for the sake of later shaming of said participant.

I could get really drunk and take a pic of myself, but then it would only be me with a goofy smile on my face.
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:25 PM
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I posted this on the other picture thread, but I thought it would be fun to put it here as well.

A couple years ago in Aruba, I took a booze cruise on a schooner with a pirate ship theme. God bless the Arubans, who apparently aren't as overly litigious as we Americans are. They still let you do fun, if somewhat dangerous things. Hence, after a good 2 hours of cruising and drinking, the ship weighed anchor and proceeded to drop a rope from the foremast main yard and let us swing out into the ocean. The crew even encouraged us to attempt to do front flips and back flips into the water. What follows is my attempt to do a flip into the water after about 10 tropical fruity cocktails under a late-afternoon sun.

It wasn't as bad as it looks.

It took me about two attempts landing on my back (not feeling much pain at this point) before I successfully pulled it off about 3 times. I think this picture was one of these times, but my memory is kinda hazy...
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:45 PM
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You want peeing in the street, puking, headbutting the wall pics don't you?
yes. thank you for seeing things my way.
Your wish is my command.

I'm the one on the left. I traded costumes with my fiance' on Halloween. I was originally wearing a hockey mask, posing as a serial killer with a comically small "beatin' club."

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Old 08-09-2007, 03:25 AM
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Note to self - destroy all cameras at upcoming LasVegas Dopefest.
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Old 08-09-2007, 05:21 AM
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Your wish is my command.

I'm the one on the left. I traded costumes with my fiance' on Halloween. I was originally wearing a hockey mask, posing as a serial killer with a comically small "beatin' club."
That is one awesome picture! People in my office are now wondering what I'm laughing at. Brightened my morning!
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Old 08-09-2007, 05:31 AM
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This is a picture of me drinking:

[img=http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/5503/barshotgv8.th.jpg]

Somewhere, though, there are several pictures of me with my head in a toilet (my friends are so caring when I'm shitfaced).
On behalf of all the straight chicks on the Dope: more pics! More pics!
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But anything you want to do to level the playing field for the rest of us guys in flirting with the girls is all good. Post away!
Holy shit. Cerowyn's a dude?!
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I have tons of photos, quite a few of them of drunken moments, but I very rarely star in my own photos.
Wait, wait, ShibbOleth's a dude?!

I need another drink.
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Old 08-09-2007, 05:37 AM
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This was the first time I got drunk. (upper left) We were, uh, hard at work studying in France, yeah. Had a half bottle of vodka and not enough OJ I have no idea why I was pointing at the camera, and all I remember is waking up the next morning on the floor in a locked toilet stall, still gripping onto the seat for support...

My roommate told me I begged him to bring me some water and bread that night, but plain toast apparently wasn't good enough for me and I demanded French baguettes...

Another pic from the same night. Oh, college...
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Old 08-09-2007, 06:38 AM
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Wait, wait, ShibbOleth's a dude?!

I need another drink.
I considered mentioning that, but decided to let the pics speak for themselves. Glad you could tell.
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Old 08-09-2007, 09:29 AM
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bigbabysweets2000, I think I hurt myself laughing. Yeah, I can't stand biitckes. Which sounds like some sort of Dutch dessert wafer.

End of the school year bash, 2007. (I'm the one on the right.) Someone had just said something both horrifying and hilarious. Later that night, there was an inappropriate and accidental real estate showing. I don't believe anyone was capable of operating a camera at the point -- thank little green apples. Camisoles just are not adequate drunkwear.
LOL - at a first read I thought you wrote: "think little green apples"....before I saw the pics of course

Here's me..not drunk, but perhaps the coolest place I've ever had a beer - Kloster Andechs in Germany, where the monks make it and you sit on the 5th floor patio of an old farmhouse drinking it:

http://tracyandjoe.net/gallery2/main.php?g2_itemId=150

Even the cow poop smelled nice.
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Old 08-09-2007, 02:22 PM
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Okay, Diosa
Here's one of me from college, bout 5 years old, but one of my favorites. I had recently gotten out of a pretty rough relationship and was feeling inspired while on my third 40.
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I can't remember if I've asked this before, but, in seeing it again, you look very familiar.

Spend any time in Lowell around the fraternities?
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Old 08-09-2007, 03:12 PM
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Why not. I don't have very many drunk pictures, but here are the few I have:

Me at a house party in Winter 2006. The girl is a classmate I invited to the party.

Me and my old roommate drinking a Vodka Sour. We had gotten 16 inches of snow here in Columbia, Mo so we walked to Hyvee and bought some Alcohol.

And Finally, My SO and I drinking some frozen concoction from a place called Tropical Liqueurs. The picture is grainy due to it being a cheap cell phone camera pic.
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Old 08-09-2007, 07:43 PM
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I add this with the warning that it may be more than you wish to see. (ever...) But for those brave souls willing to risk blindness or worse, I present my picture, taken while enjoying Guinness on tap at a pub in Westport (ROI) a few years back...

(pay no attention to the short designated driver)
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Old 08-09-2007, 08:20 PM
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With a group of my friends at our favorite watering hole. I'm the guy in the green in the middle...
http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i3...100_0782-1.jpg


On the mean streets of Detroit with a guy dressed like Ric Flair...
http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i3...t=S4021408.jpg

The morning of our friend's wedding...on the roof of his cabin...
http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i3...t=100_0838.jpg

And finally...I'm not sure where this was but I'm shocked about something...
http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i3...rent=Shock.jpg

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Old 08-09-2007, 08:24 PM
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My husband and me. It's the first in a series.

It's awesome that your husband is doing the fist pose. My friends and I do that all the time. He wouldn't happen to be a pro wrestling fan, would he?
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