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Old 09-07-2007, 09:53 PM
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The Best Stripper Names Ever

I was bored at work yesterday and started asking coworkers what was 1)the name of the first pet they had and 2)the name of the street they grew up on. From this I formed their stripper names.

My own is Pepper Nitz- kind of creepy considering nits are baby lice.

But my co-workers, oh what glamorous and fanciful names they have! There's Queenie Quality Hill, Maneater Stanley, and Lurch McKinley! You know you'd pay a LOT to see them shake their thangs and take it all off.

What's your stripper name?
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:03 PM
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I always thought mine was the best.

Joker Pearkes

(pronounced perks)
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:11 PM
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I got two dogs at once, so I guess I'd be Sugar & Spice Lacklund. Even using just one of their names, it sucks.

Peace - DESK
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:14 PM
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Casey Bates











You are right to be jealous
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:16 PM
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Charlie Kendale. I know...it's awesome.
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:23 PM
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Somehow Achmed S.E. 20th lacks a certain something.

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Old 09-07-2007, 10:26 PM
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Somehow Achmed S.E. 20th lacks a certain something.

I don't know, I think it has a certain something!

I just realized, my youngest son's stripper name is Snuggles Dodge.
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:30 PM
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Goliath Crane, here.


Sweeeeeeeeet
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:36 PM
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Smiles Jennings!
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:37 PM
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Chief Brookwood sounds rather er, ethnic.....


Reebok Idlewild just sounds insane.

My sister had a parrot at one point: how about Ginger Two Ponds Road?



Hopeless.

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Old 09-07-2007, 10:39 PM
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Tippi Hystone. Too bad I'm a guy.
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:41 PM
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Max Viscount.

More porn star than stripper, I think
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:46 PM
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Pud Leighton.


Um. Yeah...
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:49 PM
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Frisky St. Theresa?

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Old 09-07-2007, 10:50 PM
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Squeak Graham, ladies and gentlemen.
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:50 PM
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Brownie Island.


Sounds sorta scatological.
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:51 PM
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Kiowa Harding. I kinda like the Harding part.
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:53 PM
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Doc South Main
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:58 PM
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Sugar Upson? Eh. So-so.
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Old 09-07-2007, 11:33 PM
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Mica Oneonta

Nope, not happening.
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Old 09-07-2007, 11:37 PM
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Dabble Birchwood. Heh.
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Old 09-07-2007, 11:37 PM
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Fluffy Madison
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Old 09-07-2007, 11:43 PM
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Heh. We had 2 pets -- so I would either be Pyewacket Hartsville (pike) or Rebel Hartsville (pike). Meh.

My daughter would be Une Tatanka Drivers (hahahaha uh, yeh) my son would be Samhain Meadowview. We don't have good stripper names. My sister (the ex-porn star) actually named her youngest Brandy Island (last name) -- yeh, I figure the kid will follow in her mother's footsteps.
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Old 09-07-2007, 11:43 PM
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Well, I can't imagine any stripper with the stage name of County Road 370 North. But before we moved to the country we lived on Cortez Street and had two Labrador retrievers named Duke and Daisy.

Duke Cortez. Wow, not bad. Maybe I'll just use the name.
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Old 09-07-2007, 11:44 PM
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Roly Poly Rural Route 2
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Old 09-07-2007, 11:45 PM
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Gypsy Rose. Which would also be my son's stripper name. Erugh! My boyfriend would be Timmy Burgess - which is kinda nifty.
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Old 09-07-2007, 11:46 PM
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Chico Besboro. Alternatively, Sambo Besboro (simultaneously-owned dogs). Pretty funny porn/stripper name for a white guy.
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Old 09-08-2007, 12:27 AM
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Duchess 14th St.

I think it needs a Saint in there somewhere.

Last edited by Inner Stickler; 09-08-2007 at 12:27 AM.. Reason: Because the abbreviation for street looks like the abbreviation for saint
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Old 09-08-2007, 12:33 AM
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Boney Barcelona

Meh! That I wouldn't want to see. Ah. . . . just . . . no.
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Old 09-08-2007, 01:28 AM
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Happy Capri


Heh... interesting...
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Old 09-08-2007, 01:40 AM
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Boney Barcelona


Ha! I like it.
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Old 09-08-2007, 01:58 AM
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Raygun Cottonwood. It sounds male stripperish, sort of.
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Old 09-08-2007, 02:01 AM
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Pit Pit Dollard.

I imagine a 400-pound stripper.
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Old 09-08-2007, 02:35 AM
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Brandy Haven.

I'll take your singles now.

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Gypsy Rose. Which would also be my son's stripper name. Erugh! My boyfriend would be Timmy Burgess - which is kinda nifty.
Gypsy Rose Lee was a famous burlesque entertainer, so it's quite appropriate! (except for men I suppose!)

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Old 09-08-2007, 02:41 AM
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So, I end up being Gabriel Patrick Henry.

Oooooo! Sexy.

I really needed a brand new way to feel like a dork.

Tris
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Old 09-08-2007, 04:50 AM
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Oh dear. This can only end badly for me.

Wizzer Hollow.

I'm going to hide somewhere.
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Old 09-08-2007, 05:12 AM
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I didn't realize that we had so many Dopers with so many different... specialties?
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Old 09-08-2007, 05:41 AM
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Earnest Middlesex

Kind of works, if I were really very serious about about stripping.

I always thought I'd go with Darling, which is my nom de plume..and nom d'apparel, and if necessary my nom de guerre. So it might as well be my nom de taking your clothes of for money....
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Old 09-08-2007, 06:39 AM
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Midnight PineHill

hmm...
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Old 09-08-2007, 07:12 AM
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Tigger Chandler

Meh.

My kid's is Morgana Wilshire. Sounds pretty good.
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Old 09-08-2007, 07:46 AM
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Kina Summer, would would be great if I were a chick.
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Old 09-08-2007, 08:42 AM
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Snuffy Portugese. Well that would work for a chick with one hell of a kinky act.
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Old 09-08-2007, 08:49 AM
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Charlie Kendale. I know...it's awesome.
Totally! So... How YOU doin'?

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Snooky Douglas
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Old 09-08-2007, 08:50 AM
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Cubby 7th St.

My entire life has been boring and meaningless.
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Old 09-08-2007, 08:51 AM
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Star Indianola. Oh baby oh baby oh.
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Old 09-08-2007, 09:03 AM
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Pete Crickett.

(Cue the bad 70's music. Now all I just need is to grow the porn mustache).
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Old 09-08-2007, 09:18 AM
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Well, it'd be Gonzo Dale, Max Dale, Snoopy Dale, Quincy Dale, Nordberg Dale, Triscadecaphobia Dale, or 14 Dale.

I believe Gonzo was first, chronologically, although "Max Dale" sounds pretty sweet.
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Old 09-08-2007, 09:20 AM
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Jay Forest

Well, nicely ambiguous. And about as real sounding as those pine tree car air fresheners smell like real pine.
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Old 09-08-2007, 09:28 AM
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Triscadecaphobia Dale
Oh, great. Now I'm going to have to go masturbate like a motherfuck.
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Old 09-08-2007, 09:31 AM
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Oh, great. Now I'm going to have to go masturbate like a motherfuck.
Well, I did have a small turtle named Montana.

Montana Dale. Happy jerkings!
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