The Best Stripper Names Ever

[Alice The Goon]

I was bored at work yesterday and started asking coworkers what was 1)the name of the first pet they had and 2)the name of the street they grew up on. From this I formed their stripper names.

My own is Pepper Nitz- kind of creepy considering nits are baby lice.

But my co-workers, oh what glamorous and fanciful names they have! There's Queenie Quality Hill, Maneater Stanley, and Lurch McKinley! You know you'd pay a LOT to see them shake their thangs and take it all off.

What's your stripper name?

[Ludy]

I always thought mine was the best.

Joker Pearkes

(pronounced perks)

[D.E.S.K.Top668]

I got two dogs at once, so I guess I'd be Sugar & Spice Lacklund. Even using just one of their names, it sucks.

Peace - DESK

[dnooman]

Casey Bates











_{You are right to be jealous}

[Hockey Monkey]

Charlie Kendale. I know...it's awesome.

[Beadalin]

Somehow Achmed S.E. 20th lacks a certain something.

[Alice The Goon]

Originally Posted by Beadalin

Somehow Achmed S.E. 20th lacks a certain something.

I don't know, I think it has a certain something!

I just realized, my youngest son's stripper name is Snuggles Dodge.

[ShadowFacts]

Goliath Crane, here.


Sweeeeeeeeet

[bbs2k]

Smiles Jennings!

[eleanorigby]

Chief Brookwood sounds rather er, ethnic.....


Reebok Idlewild just sounds insane.

My sister had a parrot at one point: how about Ginger Two Ponds Road?



Hopeless.

[El_Kabong]

Tippi Hystone. Too bad I'm a guy.

[Boozahol Squid, P.I.]

Max Viscount.

More porn star than stripper, I think

[Sunspace]

Pud Leighton.


Um. Yeah...

[Bayard]

Frisky St. Theresa?

[Revenant Threshold]

Squeak Graham, ladies and gentlemen.

[Rich Mann]

Brownie Island.


Sounds sorta scatological.

[Beware of Doug]

Kiowa Harding. I kinda like the Harding part.

[USCDiver]

Doc South Main

[Sticks and Scones]

Sugar Upson? Eh. So-so.

[Rick]

Mica Oneonta

Nope, not happening.

[Savannah]

Dabble Birchwood. Heh.

[Can Handle the Truth]

Fluffy Madison

[Litoris]

Heh. We had 2 pets -- so I would either be Pyewacket Hartsville (pike) or Rebel Hartsville (pike). Meh.

My daughter would be Une Tatanka Drivers (hahahaha uh, yeh) my son would be Samhain Meadowview. We don't have good stripper names. My sister (the ex-porn star) actually named her youngest Brandy Island (last name) -- yeh, I figure the kid will follow in her mother's footsteps.

[Sunrazor]

Well, I can't imagine any stripper with the stage name of County Road 370 North. But before we moved to the country we lived on Cortez Street and had two Labrador retrievers named Duke and Daisy.

Duke Cortez. Wow, not bad. Maybe I'll just use the name.

[kayT]

Roly Poly Rural Route 2
?

[DellieM]

Gypsy Rose. Which would also be my son's stripper name. Erugh! My boyfriend would be Timmy Burgess - which is kinda nifty.

[Max the Immortal]

Chico Besboro. Alternatively, Sambo Besboro (simultaneously-owned dogs). Pretty funny porn/stripper name for a white guy.

[Inner Stickler]

Duchess 14th St.

I think it needs a Saint in there somewhere.

[ILovCoffee]

Boney Barcelona

Meh! That I wouldn't want to see. Ah. . . . just . . . no.

[Tamryne]

Happy Capri


Heh... interesting...

[Alice The Goon]

Originally Posted by ILovCoffee

Boney Barcelona

Ha! I like it.

[Der Trihs]

Raygun Cottonwood. It sounds male stripperish, sort of.

[Intelligently Designed]

Pit Pit Dollard.

I imagine a 400-pound stripper.

[Queen Bruin]

Brandy Haven.

I'll take your singles now.

Originally Posted by DellieM

Gypsy Rose. Which would also be my son's stripper name. Erugh! My boyfriend would be Timmy Burgess - which is kinda nifty.

Gypsy Rose Lee was a famous burlesque entertainer, so it's quite appropriate! (except for men I suppose!)

[Triskadecamus]

So, I end up being Gabriel Patrick Henry.

Oooooo! Sexy.

I really needed a brand new way to feel like a dork.

Tris

[Leah M]

Oh dear. This can only end badly for me.

Wizzer Hollow.

I'm going to hide somewhere.

[bbs2k]

I didn't realize that we had so many Dopers with so many different... specialties?

[betenoir]

Earnest Middlesex

Kind of works, if I were really very serious about about stripping.

I always thought I'd go with Darling, which is my nom de plume..and nom d'apparel, and if necessary my nom de guerre. So it might as well be my nom de taking your clothes of for money....

[WishIHadACoolName]

Midnight PineHill

hmm...

[Labtrash]

Tigger Chandler

Meh.

My kid's is Morgana Wilshire. Sounds pretty good.

[Sublight]

Kina Summer, would would be great if I were a chick.

[wolfman]

Snuffy Portugese. Well that would work for a chick with one hell of a kinky act.

[tdn]

Originally Posted by Hockey Monkey

Charlie Kendale. I know...it's awesome.

Totally! So... How YOU doin'?

Sincerely,
Snooky Douglas

[LouisB]

Cubby 7th St.

My entire life has been boring and meaningless.

[Avarie537]

Star Indianola. Oh baby oh baby oh.

[Moriarty]

Pete Crickett.

(Cue the bad 70's music. Now all I just need is to grow the porn mustache).

[Least Original User Name Ever]

Well, it'd be Gonzo Dale, Max Dale, Snoopy Dale, Quincy Dale, Nordberg Dale, Triscadecaphobia Dale, or 14 Dale.

I believe Gonzo was first, chronologically, although "Max Dale" sounds pretty sweet.

[OtakuLoki]

Jay Forest

Well, nicely ambiguous. And about as real sounding as those pine tree car air fresheners smell like real pine.

[tdn]

Originally Posted by Least Original User Name Ever

Triscadecaphobia Dale

Oh, great. Now I'm going to have to go masturbate like a motherfuck.

[Least Original User Name Ever]

Originally Posted by tdn

Oh, great. Now I'm going to have to go masturbate like a motherfuck.

Well, I did have a small turtle named Montana.

Montana Dale. Happy jerkings!