Ack ack. Ack ack ack ack. Ack ack ACK ack. ACK ACK! ACK!
You come in peace?
On our world, we don’t try to swallow Tootsie Rolls whole, wrapper and all. Just a helpful hint. 
GRrooooooooodibabbidada dada dada.
Ack! ACK ACK!
Set phasers to “emasculate.”
Marklar
The ack of you hoping to ack 30,000 someday, ack taking notes. Ack.
Was Bill the Cat an advance scout?
There’s only two things to say.
A: I knew it! I knew it!
B: Bah weep granah weep ninibong. (offers pocky)
I’m so embarrassed that I know this.
I’m so embarrassed I’m even going to say this, but:
Klaatu borada nikto?
So you got up this morning as usual, but took your eyes off your juice for a second?
ACK ack.
Ack ack ack ack ack. Ack ACK ACK. ACK!
Ack? Ack ack. Ack ACK ACK ACK! ACK!
::starts playing Slim Whitman records over the PA system::
ACK! Ac…
Let me aks you something: Does Santa-bot terrorize Mars on Exmas like he does Earth?
Yes, I know the reference, but some threads are just too silly to live.
ETA: Looks like VunderBob was kind enough to save the day before I got here. Props.