You of all people are about to make history, among the ranks of Neil Armstrong, by being the first person to set foot on the surface of Mars.
I think Neil’s first words (despite the apparent flub), are indelible, immortal, eloquent, and perhaps the perfect sentiment to mark such a monumental moment in the history of mankind.
Those are some BIG boots to fill. So, let’s hear your best shot. Funny’s always good, but I’d love to see if anyone can come close to the weight of Armstrong’s words as well. Of course, both or several entries are welcome.
(I’m only guessing, googletranslate is terrible with Chinese, I did the smart thing and stole my quote off the wikipedia article of 尼尔·阿姆斯特朗 （níěr āmǔsītèlǎng）
“I hear by claim the planet Mars in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and the New Holy Roman Empire in this the 2371st year of our Lord”
Turning towards fellow astronaut “Father Mark please send the vid of our arrival to Vatican Control and inform the Pontiff that construction of Mission Burroughs will begin in the morning.”
