Hey-this place looks like Phoenix!
I have always thought that Armstrong should have said “It’s a nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live here.” Those words will do for Mars.
“Fuck you, Thomas Cook.”
What happens on Mars, stays on Mars.
“nothing like a cool, refreshing sippy tube of Crystal Light” because I assume I’d be getting paid millions for the advertisement.
“On this historic…hang on…Elvis? Is that you?”
“My stars, a voice from Mars” (obscure movie reference)
“We’re heeeeeeeeerrrrrre!”
One small step for (a) man, one trillion yuan down the drain.
<Spends a solid minute cursing>
“And that’s my gift for the schoolchildren of the future! Have fun watching your teachers squirm.”
What the… this is Arizona!
All that build up and you just sent me to Arizona?? 
severeal thuds heard as I slip and fall off the ladder
“ow, FUCK!”
“[indecipherable mumblings] Um, Bejing, cmyk fell off the ladder, leaving a giant ass-print in the terrain. Any thoughts on a contingency?.. Do you copy?”
“You’ll take this cable out in post edit, right?”
Hey…WTF is that giant monolith? This ain’t Jupiter…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH
Is there life on Maaa-aa-aa-a-a-ars?
“Darn it, honey, I *told *you we should stop and ask directions!”
Wow! You can hardly even tell it’s a sound stage.
“Finally! My shipmates were driving me INSANE.”
“The Sheriff is a Mar”-GONG!
“Where the green women at?”
“Ack! ACK ACK ACK! ACK ACK!!!”