… on the surface of moon , what would you speak as the famous first sentence ??
Simlilar to a small step …, but need to be funny .
Stolen from a very old Robert Klein standup routine:
“Coca-cola!!!”
Set for life.
“Pleeaase, let me come back”
What I’d probably actually say: “Holy shit, I’m on the fucking moon! I hope my suit doesn’t have any leaks.” (I’m chicken.)
What I’d plan on saying: Something with less profanity and more inspiring potential for the kiddies. Honestly, the “holy shit” would be hard to avoid. If determined to avoid cursing, I’d just pause and say “Wow…” reverently. I think that would sum it up.
“Rocks . . . nothing but rocks. They LIED about the damned cheese !”
“Aaaaaaaaaaand… SCENE.”
Obligatory link? Shaw Communications
I’d probably stick to the script. Cracking a joke would be pretty cool and all, but I’d probably rather have it be monumental.
“With this small achievement, man has proven his ability. We venture here, now, not for one nation, but for all mankind, so that future generations may not be plighted by feuding and bickering, so that we may one day live in peace. We take these risks, not for personal glory or national pride, but for something greater than ourselves – for the betterment of Mankind.” (or something to that effect)
Just my 2 cents.
Probably a bit too political, honestly. I might just go with something a bit more, ‘down to earth.’ Like, “Hey, I really can see Russia from here!”
SK,
Simply great … I am still laughing ! :D:D
“Good luck, Mr Gorsky”
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicolaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
“Beat it Jackson”
“Holy crap! Guys, whatever you do, make sure that pictures of THAT don’t get broadcast! That is DEFINITELY eyes only, the implications are… what? What do you mean we’re on… uh, kshhhk, truly, this is a magnificent moment for all of humanity as I gaze across the ancient desolation of this stark and wonderfully barren landscape, which in no ways shows any evidence of intelligent life, because we were totally the first ones to get here.”
Alternatively, “Huh. I dunno, maybe it looks bigger from Earth or something. I mean, it’s great to be here and all, but somehow I expected more.”
Well, I’d tend towards either something heartwarming and poetic (“We come in peace, for all mankind…”), or utterly choked with hubris (“SUM DEUS!”).
“As I look at my footprint in the dust, I am reminded … what the hay? another print … arrrrgah clooooogh aaaahhahhahah … hissssssssssssssssssssss”
“Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?”
“Hey, look! A Starbucks!”
BUGGER OFF WANKERS, this is MY rock!
“Gentlemen, my name is Neil Armstrong, and unbeknownst to NASA I managed to sneak aboard the module a nuclear device more than powerful enough to blow this rock to smithereens. I will detonate it, and submerge your puny Earth cities under massive tidal waves ; that is of course unless you pay me… One MILLION DOLLARS !”
You put your left leg in
You put your left leg out
You put your left leg in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around
That’s what it’s all about…