Kevin Colvin's day off

[Lute Skywatcher]

When your boss thinks you're taking off work for a family emergency, make sure no pictures of you being somewhere else end up on the 'Net.

[Hostile Dialect]

I very nearly had this same problem when I ditched school to go see a baseball game. A home run landed in the sand (yes, sand) in front of the $8 bleacher area, which was rare enough that it ended up on SportsCenter that night. With me in the picture. My mom watches SportsCenter.

But didn't that night, thank Og.