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Old 09-09-2008, 04:18 AM
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Roleplaying: Merrie England - the game

This is to announce a restart of my roleplaying game, set in Merrie England.

(Please leave this thread for the players and DM only. Here is the setup thread for spectators and other posts about the game.)

Our adventurers are:

Boadicea, a female human Paladin (played by kurilla)
Hallstein, a male gnome Fighter/Illusionist/Thief (played by tpkurilla)
Gislsson, a male half-Elven Ranger/Magic User (played by What Exit?)
Bergthor, a male human Fighter -> Cleric (played by sarahwilloughby)

Thanks to them for playing and I trust they will enjoy the adventure.

Here’s where they start...

Everyone has heard five things about Rutland:

- it’s the smallest County in the land and is sparsely populated
- it lies between the Cities of Nottingham and Portsmouth
- it has a huge lake (Rutland Water), which attracts many types of birds
- the county town is Oakham (where the Temple of Heimdall has a horseshoe collection)
- Sir Guy Gisbourne, the Lord of the Manor, is the largest landowner in Rutland

Usually this charming rural setting is peaceful, with Rangers and Druids watching over the land and inhabitants.
The annual County Fayre in Oakham (this year it is on Wednesday July 3rd) is hugely popular (especially the jousting, singing and Morris Dancing). For many Rutland peasants, going to the Fayre is the longest journey they will ever make. But recently there have been stories of strange events. Country folk mutter into their ale about signs and superstitions...

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Old 09-09-2008, 04:21 AM
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Monday July 1st (evening)

The party have each been asked by Edith Weston (High Priestess of the Temple of Heimdall in Oakham) to visit her on an important mission. They have all arrived safely and are staying overnight at the Temple. They have a dawn meeting with the High Priestess (after which they are welcome to load their spells).

However that night they discover they are all troubled by identical dreams and visions:

- a metal gauntlet savagely squeezes a fruit into pulp, whilst a deep voice laughs “....like this!”
- during a violent storm at night on a hilltop, there are hissing noises and dreadful screams...
- a gnome cackles with glee as the sun glints on his dagger
- a look of helpless horror comes over a Healer’s face as she brandishes her mace
- a plump man cries out in terror and collapses whilst robed figures gape in amazement
- a group of nervous peasants stumble across a mutilated body
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Old 09-09-2008, 04:25 AM
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Tuesday July 2nd (dawn) (Market Day)

Oakham is a bustling sight. Not only is today Market Day, but the County Fayre begins tomorrow.
Children run happily in the streets, while dogs bark excitedly.

The rising sun glints on the Temple of Heimdall Spire (visible for miles around).

In the courtyard of Oakham castle, uniformed troops are preparing for inspection. The castle itself flies the flag of a mailed fist, showing that the Lord of the Manor, Sir Guy Gisbourne, is in residence.

The Marketplace is almost ready for business, with stalls run by many traders (including blacksmith, butcher, baker, apothecary, bowyer, leatherworker and tailor). The Maypole has been erected and is being dressed with ribbons and decorations ready for the morrow. The first miscreant is already in the stocks and there is a brisk trade in rotten fruit for throwing at him! An area of levelled earth to one side is clearly going to be for the entertainments and challenges of the Fayre tomorrow.

In the Temple of Heimdall, the party are ushered politely into a comfortable meeting room. Soon an Acolyte appears in the doorway, raps his Staff on the floor three times, then announces proudly “The High Priestess, Edith Weston.”
An elderly lady, wearing the official robes of Heimdall enters. She is carrying a Staff, and is followed by Acolyte Crumlin (also in Temple robes).
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Old 09-09-2008, 06:54 AM
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Boadicea, rises to her feet to show proper respect to the high priestess.

Should any of her companions (a) not be rising to their feet and (b) within range, she'll gently nudge them or kick them under the table or otherwise encourage them to stand as well.

"Greetings this grand day, Your Grace."

(Or other polite greeting, as appropriate.)
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Old 09-09-2008, 08:14 AM
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Gislsson bows to the High Priestess and says, "Greeting your Grace, I am here to serve."

I then bow to my 3 acquaintances.

I will load the following spells unless Edith Weston related information that requires a change.

1st: Magic Missile x2, Shield
2nd:Invisibility, Levitate
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Old 09-09-2008, 08:41 AM
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The High Priestess smiles gratefully at Boadicea.

"Thank you for your courtesy. Please be seated.
I welcome to this Temple Warder Boadicea, Hallstein the ... (she pauses briefly) ... multi-talented, Gislsson the Scouting Theurgist and Bergthor the Heroic Curate.
Thank you all for coming. You have been highly recommended by the Nottingham Fighter's Guild.
May I introduce Acolyte Crumlin, who usually tends a nearby Shrine. I think perhaps some of you will know him?"

Crumlin bows respectfully and nods in recognition to Boadicea.

"Lady, I remember you visiting the Shrine."

He turns to Gislsson.

"Lord, we have not actually met, but your deeds are well known to those of us who live in Rutland."

Crumlin smiles at Hallstein and Bergthor and sits down.

The High Priestess continues

"I wish to hire you four to bodyguard Crumlin. I have reason to believe he is in danger.
I will pay you a fee for the first week and would like to pay for more, if necessary, after that.
The situation is a little unusual, in that Crumlin has chosen a ... brave ... path, which means he must travel and be seen in public. Therefore he cannot simply stay here, and precautions are necessary.
Also I cannot be directly involved, as you will soon understand - although I am happy to offer you Cures and even a Raise Dead, should it be necessary."

(Crumlin looks nervous and determined all at once.)

The High Priestess concludes

"You have my word that your task is to fight Evil. Bergthor, our Gods are united on this and I welcome the assistance of a Cleric of the mighty Thor.
Now before I let Crumlin explain in full, here is your reward. All of it is only usable once, but that may save your lives!"

She offers:

- Boadicea a Potion of Slow Poison and a gem worth 200 gold pieces (gp)
- Hallstein Illusionist scrolls of Phantom Armour and Invisibility
- Gislsson two (+1) arrows
- Bergthor Cleric scrolls of Spirit Hammer and Dispel Magic

"Will you accept?"

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Old 09-09-2008, 08:52 AM
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Gislsson, "Your Grace, I trust your judgment and I will aid you in this endeavor. The land is peaceful at the moment and I ask only to get word to a fellow Ranger or one of the Druids so they know I will be missing again. I accept."

Turning to Crumlin offering my hand, "It is good to meet you and let us hope there will be no need of the Raise Dead for any of us."
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Old 09-09-2008, 09:55 AM
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Boadicea: "As ever, I go where my Lord Hallstein commands. And I shall be proud to have such companions as these on this noble quest."

She'll accept the potion gratefully, looks rather ... uncertainly ... at the gem, but accepts it as well (tucks it safely into a belt pouch or other purse for safekeeping).
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Old 09-09-2008, 10:08 AM
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Gislsson, "Your Grace, a question, last night in this temple, I had strange dreams that I believe may have been visions. It was jumbled, but what I recall is as follows:
- a metal gauntlet savagely squeezes a fruit into pulp, whilst a deep voice laughs “....like this!”
- during a violent storm at night on a hilltop, there are hissing noises and dreadful screams...
- a gnome cackles with glee as the sun glints on his dagger
- a look of helpless horror comes over a Healer’s face as she brandishes her mace
- a plump man cries out in terror and collapses whilst robed figures gape in amazement
- a group of nervous peasants stumble across a mutilated body "
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Old 09-09-2008, 11:41 AM
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Gislsson, "I ask only to get word to a fellow Ranger or one of the Druids so they know I will be missing again..."
The High Priestess nods happily.

"That is a good idea. I shall send word to Lady Marian. As the Senior Druid in Rutland, she will naturally keep the forests safe and pass on the news to the other Rangers.

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Gislsson, "Your Grace, a question, last night in this temple, I had strange dreams that I believe may have been visions. It was jumbled, but what I recall is as follows:
- a metal gauntlet savagely squeezes a fruit into pulp, whilst a deep voice laughs “....like this!”
- during a violent storm at night on a hilltop, there are hissing noises and dreadful screams...
- a gnome cackles with glee as the sun glints on his dagger
- a look of helpless horror comes over a Healer’s face as she brandishes her mace
- a plump man cries out in terror and collapses whilst robed figures gape in amazement
- a group of nervous peasants stumble across a mutilated body "
The High Priestess looks thoughtful.

"This does sound like a sending from a powerful Being. If it was Heimdall himself, or Thor (she smiles at Bergthor), then it will be helpful to interpret. Let me Bless you now - this may reveal more..."

She casts Bless and Gislsson immediately realises four things:

- the vision was indeed from Heimdall
- the 'gnome' is not Hallstein
- the 'Healer' is the High Priestess herself
- the robed figures are the Warrior Monks from the Dojo at Burley-on-the-Hill
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Old 09-09-2008, 11:42 AM
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Boadicea: "As ever, I go where my Lord Hallstein commands."
Crumlin leans over and whispers

"Lady, I thought Hallstein was your Squire?"
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Old 09-09-2008, 12:24 PM
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Crumlin leans over and whispers

"Lady, I thought Hallstein was your Squire?"
SIGH -- I meant to type Heimdall. Joys of posting from the office.
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Old 09-09-2008, 12:37 PM
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SIGH -- I meant to type Heimdall. Joys of posting from the office.
No worries. I imagine tpkurilla will find it quite funny, though!
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Old 09-10-2008, 11:55 AM
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While waiting for all the party to respond to the High Priestess, Crumlin stealthily begins to practice a series of dance movements.

None of the party recognise the actual dance, but it appears Crumlin is imagining that he is holding some sort of stick, and performing in a line.

The High Priestess suddenly notices and gives Crumlin a mild glare.
He looks slightly embarrassed and stops dancing.
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Old 09-10-2008, 06:28 PM
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No worries. I imagine tpkurilla will find it quite funny, though!
I rather did enjoy it, but realized it were merely a goof =)

For the record, I have these spells memorized unless I state otherwise:
Colour Spray x1
Phantom Armor x1
Phantom Force x1
Alter Self x1
Detect Magic x1

Hallstein, "Sure, lady. I'll help out. Whomever needs to be set straight, I'm yer gnome." He wipes his nose on his sleeve, sniffing to the point of snorting, then starts to spit, and realizes where he is. With a foul look on his face he searches briefly for a handerchief or scarf. With a shrug, he removes his left glove, spits in the palm, wads the glove up, and stuffs it into his shirt. Then he wipes his hands on his breeches, as if trying to clean them, and accepts the scrolls.

Hallsteinn will seruptitiously keep an eye on Crumlin at every opportunity to try to discern what he's about. If given the opportunity, Hallsteinn will pay a visit to the miscreant in the stocks to see if he can gain any useful information.

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Old 09-10-2008, 07:59 PM
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I rather did enjoy it, but realized it were merely a goof =)


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For the record, I have these spells memorized unless I state otherwise:
Colour Spray x1
Phantom Armor x1
Phantom Force x1
Alter Self x1
Detect Magic x1
Since that Phantom Armor lasts all day, or until it has absorbed 8 HP of damage (i.e. 2*level), you may as well cast it first thing in the day (either on yourself, or anyone else not wearing physical armour).
N.B. The Armour is undetectable (except by Detect Magic.)


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Hallstein, "Sure, lady. I'll help out. Whomever needs to be set straight, I'm yer gnome." He wipes his nose on his sleeve, sniffing to the point of snorting, then starts to spit, and realizes where he is. With a foul look on his face he searches briefly for a handerchief or scarf. With a shrug, he removes his left glove, spits in the palm, wads the glove up, and stuffs it into his shirt. Then he wipes his hands on his breeches, as if trying to clean them, and accepts the scrolls.
The High Priestess rolls her eyes a bit, but still hands over the scrolls in a lady-like manner.

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Hallsteinn will surreptitiously keep an eye on Crumlin at every opportunity to try to discern what he's about.
Hallstein successfully makes an Alertness roll.
He decides that Crumlin is practising a dance that he (Crumlin) knows well.

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If given the opportunity, Hallsteinn will pay a visit to the miscreant in the stocks to see if he can gain any useful information.
The stocks are in the Marketplace, just outside the Temple. Once the party decide to leave the building, it would take only a moment to go over to the unfortunate wretch.
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Old 09-11-2008, 05:56 AM
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Here is the current 'cast list'.
I'll update it regularly.
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Old 09-12-2008, 09:45 PM
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I'm finally here...Yeah.....

I have memorized the following spells for today:

Cure Light Wounds x4
Detect Magic x1
Augury x 1
Spirit Hammer x2
Speak Animals x1
Silence x 1
Dispel Magic X1
Prayer x1


Berg:
"Of course I will accept this mission Your Grace, I could do no other the Thor's will. You can count on me."

To Crumlin "When would you like to leave?"
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Old 09-13-2008, 06:37 AM
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The High Priestess smiles and nods happily as the party accept their mission.
She swiftly hands out the Magic items as the fee for bodyguarding.

She states "As I say, I must remain neutral from now on. You will soon understand why, when Crumlin explains.
Of course I am perfectly justified in hiring anyone to protect my Clerics and I will happily cast any spells you may require in future (in exchange for a decent donation to the Temple, of course!)"

She rattles off a sample list of her available spells (adding she knows the party can do many of these themselves):

Cure Light Wounds
Detect Magic
Identify

Augury
Detect Charm
Slow Poison
Speak to Animals

Cure Blindness
Cure Disease
Dispel Magic
Remove Curse
Speak with Dead

Cure Serious Wounds
Divination
Exorcise
Neutralise Poison
Speak with Plants
Tongues

Commune
Cure Critical Wounds
Dispel Evil
Raise Dead

She looks at Crumlin and says "You know the meeting is before lunch?"
Crumlin bows and nods. "Thank you for everything, High Priestess."

Edith extends her hands to the party, wishes them good luck, says "Please don't rise for me - you have urgent business to get on with!" and leaves.
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Old 09-13-2008, 07:11 AM
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Crumlin nervously clears his throat.

"Bergthor, I like your enthusiasm! However I need to tell you some things. Also I have a meeting here soon.

So thank you all for helping - I feel wonderful having such a distinguished group protecting me.

The reason that I will probably need you is because of how Rutland is ruled.
You may know that the High Priestess Edith Weston is the Spiritual Leader of our County. She is based here in Oakham at the the Temple of Heimdall, but travels round the County to heal, protect and inspire.
Sir Guy Gisbourne, the Lord of the Manor, is the Temporal Leader for Rutland. He resides in Oakham Castle, but has other troops in every town and village in the County. Naturally these are to protect and serve the people.
Lady Marian is the Senior Druid. She, together with a few Druids and Rangers (he bows to Gislsson) care for the forests and fields of our little area.

As you know, Nottingham is the nearest city. It is under the Stewardship of Baron Thorgunby Wheldrake - appointed by the King. He is a good man and a great friend to us here. You can see him tomorrow, because he is the generous sponsor of the County Fayre. There are lots of events, but he really likes the Jousting and Morris Dancing best.
Now we have just been told by the Baron that there is to be a new Authority in the County. We are to have a Mayor, who will organise all the existing powers to look after Rutland.
At first Sir Guy stated that he was the man for the job. But Baron Wheldrake said nobody could be both the Mayor and one of the existing top 3 people in the County. So Cuthbert 'Curly' Brown suddenly announced he was a candidate for Mayor. Now I know Curly, who is a night watchman in one of Sir Guy's warehouses. I must speak honestly - he's a pleasant chap, but not very bright. Also he does what he's told.
Well that didn't seem right, so Much the Miller said he would stand for Mayor. He's got a history of standing up for the poor against the rich, so it looked as if Much would beat Curly easily.
Oh, I should have mentioned that the Baron said everyone in Rutland would all say who should be Mayor. And he said High Priestess Edith Weston should be in charge of seeing the election was fair. (Apparently when Sir Guy heard about 'one man, one vote', he laughed and said "I agree. I am the man here and I shall cast the vote.")
Anyway Much was going to visit a nearby village to tell them he wanted to be Mayor when bandits attacked him. Fortunately some woodsman interrupted them, but Much is still very ill.
So I said I'd stand for Mayor instead. And the High Priestess said I needed protection. And here you are.

There's a meeting between the two candidates here in an hour or so.
No doubt Sir Guy will send guards with Curly, so you are all welcome to be there too. After that, I need to travel around Rutland safely, telling people why they should vote for me."

He stops talking and looks hopefully at the party.
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Old 09-13-2008, 08:05 AM
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Boadicea says, "I would find this task less pleasant if I did not know you to be a good man, Acolyte Crumlin. But I will see your campaign safely done and, Heimdall willing, successful. What is the purpose of the meeting? I wish not to meddle in your business, but the purpose may affect the precautions we should take."

And, on the assumption that the meeting will be held in this room, she'll rise and check windows and such for potential threat areas. (For example, if there's a tree not too far from one with a line of sight to the table, she'll shutter that window.)
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Old 09-13-2008, 08:12 AM
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Gislsson says, "Crumlin I will be happy to help you and happy to vote for you. I trust the High Priestess Edith without hesitation. I hope we can keep you safe."
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Old 09-13-2008, 12:34 PM
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Crumlin thanks Boadicea and Gislsson.

He adds "I had to put myself forward for Mayor, because people were scared after what happened to Much the Miller.
The meeting is to discuss the election. The High Priestess will run it, and Curly and I are officially invited - together with any close supporters."

The room is easy to defend against threats, as the whole Temple has been well-designed.
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Old 09-13-2008, 01:32 PM
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Gislsson , "For what it is worth, I have little liking for Sir Guy, he seems to care more for himself then the people is it suppose to protect and I have even heard rumors he might be evil."
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Old 09-13-2008, 02:41 PM
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Hallstein: "If any of Curly's lot get out of line, I'll drop 'em! We have rules for a reason, and if any of 'em don't follow the rules, they'll pay the price."

Hallstein casts Phantom Armor on himself.

He then proceeds to closely analyze the area of the meeting, looking for the best place to be during the proceedings.

To Crumlin while he's checking the room: "Say buddy, what was that fancy dancing thing you were doing? Looked like you were pretty good at it. Looked kinda girly-like. You ain't a poofta, are ye?"
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Old 09-13-2008, 02:51 PM
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Boadicea to Gislsson, "If he is, rest assured we will soon know it."

When the sounds of the party approaching outside the room are heard, she will raise her shield toward the door and Detect Evil.
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Old 09-13-2008, 04:05 PM
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Hallstein: "If any of Curly's lot get out of line, I'll drop 'em! We have rules for a reason, and if any of 'em don't follow the rules, they'll pay the price."
Crumlin looks anxious. "Sire, this is a Temple of Heimdall! There must be no unnecessary violence or bloodshed."

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Hallstein casts Phantom Armor on himself.

He then proceeds to closely analyze the area of the meeting, looking for the best place to be during the proceedings.
His spell gives Hallstein invisible, weightless and noiseless armour as strong as Plate Mail.
There are shadowy areas of the room if Hallstein wants to hide (including a corner where no-one can get behind him.)


Crumlin indicates that he will sit on on side of the long table and that Curly + supporters will sit opposite. Edith will sit at the head of the table.

To Crumlin while he's checking the room: "Say buddy, what was that fancy dancing thing you were doing? Looked like you were pretty good at it. Looked kinda girly-like. You ain't a poofta, are ye?"[/quote]

Crumlin looks puzzled. "You're not from around here, are you, Sire? I have the pleasure of heading the Oakham Morris Dancing
troupe.
As it happens, that dance is for men, but the ladies can always join in the branle or the farandole.
And I have not heard the word 'poofta' before. "
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Old 09-13-2008, 04:11 PM
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Boadicea to Gislsson, "If he is, rest assured we will soon know it."

When the sounds of the party approaching outside the room are heard, she will raise her shield toward the door and Detect Evil.
Hallstein makes a Hear Noise roll.

He hears an approaching group, some clearly clad in metal armour and signals Boadicea.
She uses the Holy Symbol on her Shield to Detect Evil in the direction of the clanking and wrinkles her nose as she finds strong Evil.

Before the doors open, Boadicea can lower her Shield and Hallstein has time to decide where he will be within the room...
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Old 09-13-2008, 04:18 PM
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Gislsson stands ready but tries to look not directly threatening. I also fade into the darkest corner there is in the room. How high are the ceiling and what are the dimensions of the room?
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Old 09-13-2008, 08:38 PM
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Gislsson stands ready but tries to look not directly threatening. I also fade into the darkest corner there is in the room. How high are the ceiling and what are the dimensions of the room?
Only Thieves can Hide in Shadows.
If Gislsson stands in one of the dark corners, he can conceal his identity, but will still be noticed as a 'shadowy figure'.

Crumlin comments that his supporters are welcome to sit alongside him if they want (or stand behind him). No doubt some (or all) of Curly's group will do the same.
Crumlin is quite relaxed about the meeting, since it is on his 'home turf' and he feels secure.

I'm not going to use diagrams during the adventure (and maybe not maps ) because I find them tricky to do (and, when I'm a player, somewhat awkward to use).

This room is a rectangle about 50 feet long by 15 feet wide with a large rectangular table in the middle (filling most of the room). The ceiling is 12 feet high. There are plenty of chairs, one door and two (shuttered) windows.
It's used for meetings and meals.
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Old 09-13-2008, 08:46 PM
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Only Thieves can Hide in Shadows.
If Gislsson stands in one of the dark corners, he can conceal his identity, but will still be noticed as a 'shadowy figure'.
That is fine and all I was going for. Just SOP for a Ranger after all.
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Old 09-13-2008, 08:55 PM
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That is fine and all I was going for. Just SOP for a Ranger after all.
You should be smoking a curiously carved long-stemmed pipe!
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Old 09-14-2008, 02:02 PM
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Boadicea will take her place behind and to Crumlin's right (the better to draw her sword if needed).

Note that she is not in a battle-ready stance, just a "retainer" or "supporter"stance.

She does say, quietly to her companions, "Be alert. Evil approaches."
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Old 09-14-2008, 05:59 PM
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Boadicea will take her place behind and to Crumlin's right (the better to draw her sword if needed).

Note that she is not in a battle-ready stance, just a "retainer" or "supporter"stance.

She does say, quietly to her companions, "Be alert. Evil approaches."
Boadicea knows that Detecting Evil strongly can only come from:

- Cleric of Evil God
- powerful worshipper of Evil God
- Being from Evil Plane
- Assassin
- use of the Illusionist spell Misdirection

...

Gislsson has mentioned rumours that Sir Guy is evil.

Boadicea makes an Etiquette roll.

She realises that accusing a Knight of the Realm of a crime can only be done by someone with equivalent social status (e.g. High Priestess, Baron, Lord of the Manor).
Boadicea herself has enough status to accuse e.g. a Captain of a crime.

...

Crumlin looks nervous. "This shouldn't happen in the Temple. Please be careful."
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Old 09-14-2008, 07:57 PM
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Berg to Crumlin (before the other's enter room): " I will also vote for you as I agree with the other's. We will protect you as Her Grace has asked of us, in this Temple if neccesary"

Once Boadicea mentions Evil Berg will move to stand to Crumlin's left as a supporter.

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Boadicea knows that Detecting Evil strongly can only come from:

- Cleric of Evil God
- powerful worshipper of Evil God
- Being from Evil Plane
- Assassin
- use of the Illusionist spell Misdirection

...

Gislsson has mentioned rumours that Sir Guy is evil.

Boadicea makes an Etiquette roll.

She realises that accusing a Knight of the Realm of a crime can only be done by someone with equivalent social status (e.g. High Priestess, Baron, Lord of the Manor).
Boadicea herself has enough status to accuse e.g. a Captain of a crime.

...

Crumlin looks nervous. "This shouldn't happen in the Temple. Please be careful."

There has been no evidence of a crime yet, and therefore Boadicea has no need of such information at the moment. She does, however, file that away for future reference.
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Crumlin thanks everyone for their support and looks determined.
He stands up, muttering that both the High Priestess and Sir Guy are expected for the meeting.

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There has been no evidence of a crime yet, and therefore Boadicea has no need of such information at the moment. She does, however, file that away for future reference.
It is true that no crime has been observed.
However being strongly Evil in a Temple of Heimdall (or Thor) would normally result in being ejected at least...
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Crumlin thanks everyone for their support and looks determined.
He stands up, muttering that both the High Priestess and Sir Guy are expected for the meeting.



It is true that no crime has been observed.
However being strongly Evil in a Temple of Heimdall (or Thor) would normally result in being ejected at least...
In which case, Boadicea assumes that the Lady Weston will take appropriate action. Should she not, then Boadicea will inform her as appropriate -- i.e., with some discretion.
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Boadicea and Bergthor take up guard positions either side of Crumlin.
Hallstein and Gislsson move into a couple of shadowy corners behind Crumlin.

Hallstein makes a Hide in Shadows roll.
Hallstein makes a Move Silently roll.


Crumlin smiles proudly at Boadicea and Bergthor, winks at Gislsson and does a double-take as he realises that Hallstein has disappeared.

The door opens and an Acolyte announces "Be upstanding for the Knight of the Realm, the Lord of the Manor, the Lord of Oakham Castle and Champion of the Joust at the County Fayre ... Sir Guy Gisbourne!"

A tough-looking man (Sir Guy) with curly black hair, beard and moustache, strides in confidently. He is wearing Plate Mail and carrying a Shield emblazoned with a dragon on a red and black background*. He has a Long Sword in his scabbard.
He is followed by a close cropped grey-haired man with a military bearing (Lieutenant Grey) - who also has Chain, Shield (plain) and Longsword.
Next is an elderly peasant (Cuthbert 'Curly' Brown) wearing a slightly grubby tunic.
Finally come four troopers wearing Leather Armour with a dragon inscription. Three hold Halberds and has a Heavy Crossbow.

The hairs on the back of Bergthor's neck rise.

The newcomers all look in ceremonial mode (as opposed to combat), and move to face the party.
Sir Guy stands in the centre and glares at Crumlin and his escorts.
Lieutenant Grey stands just behind Sir Guy, looks round the room and carefully examines what he can see of Gislsson.
Curly stands nervously next to Sir Guy.
The troopers stand at attention along the wall, gazing into space.

Lieutenant Grey leans forward and mutters in Sir Guy's ear.

Hallstein fails a Hear Noise roll.
Hallstein makes a Read Lips roll.


He realises that Grey is saying "As I said, Sire. Couple of fighting types, could be from Nottingham. Chap in corner probably a local Ranger. The gnome is missing."








(*'Per Cross Gules and Sable a Saltire Argent Dragon' is the technical description. )
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Gis stands by waiting. I am here to listen and defend.
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Correction: last post should have read:

'Finally come four troopers wearing Leather Armour with a dragon inscription. Three hold Halberds and one has a Heavy Crossbow.'


The door opens again and an Acolyte announces quietly "Do please take your seats for the High Priestess of Heimdall and runner-up in the Flower Arranging at the County Fayre - Edith Weston."

As Edith enters (winking at Crumlin) she waves for everyone to take their seats and sits at the head of the table.

Sir Guy looks furious at her introduction, but calms down enough to say "Welcome, High Priestess. You know Lieutenant Grey. Oh, and this is ..."
He waves in Curly's direction and pauses.
Lieutenant Grey smoothly continues "...Cuthbert Brown, Your Grace. He likes to be known as Curly."
Curly jumps up and bows at Edith, then clumsily sits down.

Edith says "Thank you all for coming.
As you know this is a meeting to settle the arrangements for our first ever election - for Sheriff of Rutland. I have the honour to be in charge and promise to act fairly and in the best interests of everyone in the County.
Now there are two candidates, Acolyte Crumlin and Serf Curly. I am sorry to tell you that Much the Miller has had to withdraw form the election due to injury."

She pauses and sighs.
Sir Guy smiles.

Edith continues "We shall spend one week on this contest, starting today. As it's Market Day today we can all speak to a lot of people here in Oakham. And with tomorrow being the County Fayre, things should go well.
I shall visit Oakham, Uppingham and all the villages. I will collect all the votes that I can myself.
However I have asked Lady Marian, as Senior Druid, to inform all the woodsmen and other forest residents about the election. She will gather their votes and bring them to me personally. Is that acceptable to both candidates?"

Crumlin nods firmly.
Curly looks hesitantly at Sir Guy, who says "On behalf of my candidate, we accept. I'm sure it won't affect the result. And since Lady Marian is doing that for you, may I offer to collect all the votes of the miners, engineers and labourers at my mines?"

Edith looks uncertain. "Well, it would save some time. Perhaps we should take a short break and discuss it."
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Player question (the character would know) -- is there a miners' guild?
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Player question (the character would know) -- is there a miners' guild?
You can assume there are Guilds for practically all trades and professions, e.g. Miners Guild, Brewers Guild, Millers Guild.
The majority of members and training (depending on the nature of the activity) are usually in cities, with a representative in a country town.
For example, the Nottingham Magic Users Guild has one representative in Rutland.
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Hallstein will remain hidden, observing all on the opposing side closely, watching for any hidden signals, whispers, and/or body language, etc.

He will remain hidden until all opponents have either left the room, or one of them does something requiring action of him.
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At an opportune moment, Boadicea will say, "Sir Guy's offer is most generous, but surely he has far more pressing matters to attend to. Perhaps the Miner's Guildmaster could perform the task? And the other guildmasters, for their respective guilds? That would ease the burden on you, Lady, as well."
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Hallstein will remain hidden, observing all on the opposing side closely, watching for any hidden signals, whispers, and/or body language, etc.

He will remain hidden until all opponents have either left the room, or one of them does something requiring action of him.
Hallstein makes an Alertness roll.

He thinks Sir Guy is very tense, awaiting Edith's answer on the mine vote count.

(I know Hallstein has succeeded in a lot of his rolls so far, but he's been better than 85% to succeed in most of them. )
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At an opportune moment, Boadicea will say, "Sir Guy's offer is most generous, but surely he has far more pressing matters to attend to. Perhaps the Miner's Guildmaster could perform the task? And the other guildmasters, for their respective guilds? That would ease the burden on you, Lady, as well."
Edith looks happy. "I'm sure that could be arranged! And both sides would be happy with such eminent people helping us, wouldn't they?"

Crumlin promptly agrees.

Curly looks bewildered and turns to Sir Guy, who grimaces and reluctantly nods. Curly then agrees as well.

Edith continues "I think that's it then. May I wish both candidates a pleasant and peaceful week."

She rises, waving her hands to show people needn't rise for her this time and departs.
Sir Guy and his group then leave in silence.

Crumlin says "I think that went well! What about a spot of lunch? We can eat here in the Temple or visit one of Oakham's inns.
The choices are ‘The Old Plough’ (it's popular with local tradesmen + peasants) or ‘The Merry Monk’ (where Gisbourne’s men hang out).

We should tell people what we stand for.
According to Sir Guy, Curly should be elected Sheriff because:

1. Law and Order (a strong leader)
What the area needs is a strong leader. It doesn’t matter how much it costs in taxes. Vote for me to see a lot of punishment.

2. The Environment (we’re in charge)
Don’t see scenery - see industrial opportunity. We need more mining and every open space is a potential landfill.

3. Democracy (one man, one vote)
Fortunately for you, I have strong backers, who will take care of democracy for you.


What do you suggest I say?

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Thinking mostly about point #2. "The Environment (we’re in charge)
Don’t see scenery - see industrial opportunity. We need more mining and every open space is a potential landfill."

Gis, "I don't see how any could appreciate this statement. We should hammer him here. I suspect that the one man, one vote probably has little meaning so far and it is not worth directly pursuing as you have but a week to educate.

The strong leader part will have appeal if crime against the common man has been common or is common. Don't be surprised if a small crime wave suddenly begins. Crime begets fear and fear often overrides reason.

I trust Sir Guy not at all and I would expect him to continue to try and win at all costs.

Finally you need your own positions and they need to be well reasoned. Explain how fair trials and citizens looking out for citizens is superior to the heavy gauntlet of unquestioned law.

Explain how to make use of a clean and productive environment and how to build to not upset the balance too far. Farms could be aided in times of famine is the environment is treated well as Druid will then help those that help nature.

Farms and animals do not do well with toxins landfills and mine waste."

Gis looks a little embarrassed at the passion he shows towards the end, he is obviously not use to speaking much.
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Hallstein moves out of the shadows.

Hallstein to Gis: "Methinks you misunderstand and underestimate that lout, Sir Guy. The One Man, One Vote thing as he means it is potentially very big winning point for Crumlin here."

"You see, in Curly's mind, only one man has the one vote that counts. I've seen their lot before. They give Lawfuls a bad name, they do! I do like your ideas too, in their own little way, but showing the folks that under Curly the law is there only for Sir Guy, while under our boy Crumlin the law is there for everybody might hit 'em where it hurts!"

During this rant, Hallstein becomes more and more demostrative simulating what he'd like to do to Sir Guy and his followers.

Hallstein, more calm now "I still say we just watch them until they break the law, and round 'em up. It'll save a lot of trouble in the end."

"Something else to consider is the shear dimwittedness of all these common folk. All that fancy talk about cleanin' up the environment and blah, blah, blah ain't gonna mean a dang thing to most of them. We should just give each of them 5gp, and let them know that Sir Guy would never give them a cent since he's only out for himself! While 'ere we are, taking care of everyone!"

"Complete brilliance is what that plan is, if I do say so myself!"

"Anyways, if you guys are gonna stand around yapping all day, I have an errand to run quickly before we start our campaign to get all these dang simpletons to do the only thing that makes any sense."

If Hallstein has the opportunity to go visit the wretch in the stocks, he'll slip away. If not, he'll wait for a better opportunity.
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Old 09-17-2008, 09:50 AM
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Boadicea sits on the table, and says,

"While I might not agree with the phrasing of Squire Hallstein's sentiments, I do think he's right, friend Gislsson. We have very little time, so the simpler the message the better. Can you come up with a short, pithy saying that sums your feelings for the land? Something that folk will remember, almost a chant, perhaps?"

"As for the one man, one vote philosophy, I can see that it would have much appeal amongst those who have never before had the chance to determine their own fate. Perhaps Acolyte Crumlin should approach that matter by reminding the people that this is THEIR choice, and if they yield that choice to others now, they may never be given it again."

Then she looks to Priestess Weston. "We must not allow Sir Guy to manipulate this election. Surely you sensed his evil, as I did."
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