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Old 10-29-2008, 12:29 PM
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Men: peeing through the fly in your underwear, or over it?

I seek support for my position that the only way to pee is to hoist your junk out of your underwear entirely, and not to use that ridiculous little slit in the front of it. It's so much more comfortable! Easier to control! Greater satisfaction all round!

So, gentlemen, how do you pee? Through or over?

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Old 10-29-2008, 12:38 PM
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I go through, but I should note that I'm a boxers guy so that probably makes a difference.
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:43 PM
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Depends. Most of the time over, but sometimes through.

No logic dictating what when.
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:45 PM
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Neither. I haven't worn underware since I was 11, party for this ridiculous reason. Why make it hard?
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:47 PM
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Depends. Most of the time over, but sometimes through.

No logic dictating what when.
Dude. Way to totally waste a punchline.

For me, it depends on whether or not I'm wearing a cummerbund.
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:02 PM
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Neither. I haven't worn underware since I was 11, party for this ridiculous reason. Why make it hard?
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Dude. Way to totally waste a punchline.

For me, it depends on whether or not I'm wearing a cummerbund.
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:07 PM
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I don't even unzip. I just put my foot on the urinal and pull it out of the bottom of my pants leg.
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:08 PM
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When I wear underwear, it's boxers, and through. Unless it's all I'm wearing, in which case I go through the leg hole.
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:09 PM
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Through.

Going over can lead to the elastic touching the underside of Mr. Happy, restricting the flow a bit, and sometimes leading to incomplete emptying.

Viva la anonymity!
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:12 PM
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Over. Always over, no exceptions.
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:13 PM
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Through.

For some reason, i am reminded of the second Austin Powers movie...
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:16 PM
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I use the fly. Before I wore boxers, it was over.
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:21 PM
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Over. Always over, no exceptions.
Always.
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:24 PM
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I wear boxers and I go through. There is the elastic flow disruption mentioned above, but also the fact that if you have a shirt tucked in, as I most often do, you then have to get through your pants fly, under your shirt and over your underwear. That is just too complicated and quite frankly with that many layers I have a difficult time digging around and finding my weiner without having to go around my underwear too. I am sure when I am struggling to locate said weiner, other men at the urinals are silently laughing at me because I can't even find my own dick.

I have also noticed a number of people - full grown adult people - who unbuckle their belt and unbutton their pants before zipping their fly down. What the fuck is that all about?
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:44 PM
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Over. Unless I'm wearing a few certain "easier access" boxers; meaning, there's enough space above and or blow the centre button without undoing it.
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:49 PM
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Boxers = fly
Briefs = up & over
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:50 PM
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Depends on the skivvies.

Boxers, through.

"Relaxed" briefs, over.

Briefs that have a snappy, snappy elastic of the sort that occassionally snaps back like a slingshot, delivering a shocking blow to the testicles which may result in a startled splash of urine all over the guest towels and the emission of a squeek like a girl? I tend to use the ridiculous little fly thingie on those, if I have my wits about me enough to think of it.
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:56 PM
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I take both my pants and underwear completely off when I urinate.
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:00 PM
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Briefs = up & over
Same here.
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:02 PM
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I take both my pants and underwear completely off when I urinate.
You must be popular at work.
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:10 PM
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Boxer briefs here. Over. The controlling hand's pinkie and ring finger hold the elastic away from the piping.
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:16 PM
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Over the top. I'm embarrassed to admit that I was in my 30's before I realized this was an option. I'd just always assumed that guys peed "through" and I thought it was too much hassle to mess with.
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:20 PM
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Briefs, always; over, always.
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:33 PM
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I take both my pants and underwear completely off when I urinate.
There's a guy at my company who drops his pants and boxers to his ankles while standing at the urinal. He wears T-shirts, so his ass is fully on display. I don't know him, but I assume that he is either an exhibitionist or a moron. Or both.
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:39 PM
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There's a guy at my company who drops his pants and boxers to his ankles while standing at the urinal. He wears T-shirts, so his ass is fully on display. I don't know him, but I assume that he is either an exhibitionist or a moron. Or both.
You know, I've found whenever the choice is between "Moron" and almost anything other choice, "Moron" is usually the correct answer.
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:42 PM
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Depends on how I'm tucking my shirt in.

In a suit or shirt and slacks, I unzip the fly, and go through. It helps avoid a sloppy re-tuck.

I tend to wear slim-cut and/or button-fly jeans, and I never tuck my shirt it while wearing them, so in that case, I unbuckle the belt, unbutton the fly, rise from the murky depths, and destroy the city of Tokyo.
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:43 PM
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Up and over. How anybody can pee with their unit bent into a "zee" by the fly is beyond me.
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:50 PM
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Through. How anyone can stand the elastic flow disruption is beyond me. If I go over, then the urine that got caught by said disruption usually will end up in my pants.

Boxers, for the record.
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:58 PM
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Up and over. How anybody can pee with their unit bent into a "zee" by the fly is beyond me.
I don't understand why people think this happens. If you're actually trying to thread your wang through the folds without pulling the edges apart to make an opening, you're an idiot.

ETA: Oh, yeah, I'm a through guy, myself.

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Old 10-29-2008, 03:21 PM
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Tighty whities - always over.
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Old 10-29-2008, 03:22 PM
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I wear boxer briefs. Never had a problem with the "through the fly" method since switching to them, though I did the "over and out" when I wore tightie whiteys.

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Old 10-29-2008, 03:41 PM
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Over. I tend to dribble piss on myself the few times I tried going through. And I undo the belt and button to pee as well.
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Old 10-29-2008, 04:08 PM
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Any guys sit down while peeing (excluding the times you have to poo too)?
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Old 10-29-2008, 04:13 PM
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Don't wear underwear at all, but if I'm in a suit, it's through the fly so I don't have to re-tuck.

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I have also noticed a number of people - full grown adult people - who unbuckle their belt and unbutton their pants before zipping their fly down. What the fuck is that all about?
I don't understand what you are saying. That's what I do when i take off my pants. And the revers also, zip -> button -> buckle.

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Old 10-29-2008, 04:24 PM
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Any guys sit down while peeing (excluding the times you have to poo too)?
I do when I have to pee in the middle of the night. I don't like turning the light on and sitting down seems safest.
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Old 10-29-2008, 04:35 PM
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Any guys sit down while peeing (excluding the times you have to poo too)?
If I'm wearing khaki pants, yes. Absoloutely no chance of ... pecker tracks.
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Old 10-29-2008, 04:45 PM
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Neither. Sitting down ensures that I never leave a mess on the seat, never have tracks on my pants, and never have to make conversation with the socially-impaired freak at the next urinal over.
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Old 10-29-2008, 04:52 PM
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I have also noticed a number of people - full grown adult people - who unbuckle their belt and unbutton their pants before zipping their fly down. What the fuck is that all about?
Next time you see that look real close at their crotch. If they have button fly pants instead of a zip fly, it's nearly impossible to unbutton and rebutton the bottom or middle buttons without undoing the top first. It's equally difficult to unbutton the top button without undoing the belt.

I have two pairs of button fly pants. The only reason I have two is that I bought them at the same time. They are a collosal pain in the ass and I will never buy button fly again.

Me? I go over the top. I wear boxer briefs that don't even have the silly fly.
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Old 10-29-2008, 05:15 PM
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Over. Through is too tough - threading the needle is more work that it's worth.

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Old 10-29-2008, 05:16 PM
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Any guys sit down while peeing (excluding the times you have to poo too)?
I've never used a urinal. Not once.
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Old 10-29-2008, 05:23 PM
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Next time you see that look real close at their crotch.
I hate to butt into the manly pee discussion here, but is staring at another man's crotch really a good idea at the urinal?
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Old 10-29-2008, 05:23 PM
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I undo my belt, undo the button(s) on the pants, open the fly on my pants, use my left thumb to hold down the boxers and then go over the top. If the end of the belt seems like it might get too close to touching the urinal, I'll use my right wrist to hold it to the side.
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Old 10-29-2008, 05:25 PM
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Any guys sit down while peeing (excluding the times you have to poo too)?
Any you guys sit down on the urinal when peeing?

You can admit it here. This is a safe place.
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Old 10-29-2008, 05:37 PM
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I don't pee, I reabsorb urine via means you mere mortals barely understand.
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Old 10-29-2008, 05:40 PM
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Over. I don't have time to work Mr. Happy through any holes, openings, etc.

And on preview, when possible I have a seat. Ahhhhhhh...... relax.

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Old 10-29-2008, 05:47 PM
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Always boxers

- Through if the trouser has a fly.
- Over if it's jogging bottoms or some such (but I bloody hate doing it this way, as it always seems dangerously uncontrollable)
- Out through the leg hole if I'm wearing shorts without a fly.
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Old 10-29-2008, 05:47 PM
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Almost exclusively over, unless I'm wearing dress wear that would fall to my ankles if I undid my belt. That's embarrassing in a public restroom.
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Old 10-29-2008, 05:49 PM
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Any you guys sit down on the urinal when peeing?

You can admit it here. This is a safe place.
Only on a hot day and only if it's the mass urinal with ice in it.

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Old 10-29-2008, 05:58 PM
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Over. I tend to dribble piss on myself the few times I tried going through. And I undo the belt and button to pee as well.
Of course! After a couple of episodes with half my forearm down my pants working my way through boxer briefs at the urinal, I now unbelt unbutton and over the top- one hand to hold the necessary and one to ensure no elastocontact!
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Old 10-29-2008, 08:48 PM
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I always use the toilet to urinate. I was raised by a single mother, and I never felt comfortable asking any other adult males in my family how to use a urinal. The few times I've been desperate enough to use a urinal, I just end up spraying my pants.
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