(yeah, I know: Another one of Quasi’s TMI threads!:p)
… do you “free Willie” or just let him “peek out”?
By that I mean, do you undo your britches, and kinda just hold them groin-high while you pee, or do you just unzip?
Personally, I free him, because it seems to help the flow. At my age, it takes me a while to get started, and additionally, it gives me a chance to re-adjust my shirt and belt.
Also, I find it prevents that “after-pee” dribble when I do that. 
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Q
I wear suspenders (bad case of Dunlap’s) so I usually unzip, unfasten and air out the boys while John Henry takes care of business.
I let the dog off the leash. Better stream.
I drop my pants to my ankles, poke him through my boxers flap, and let 'er rip with my hands finger locked behind my head.
You just reminded me of the guy that dropped his pants to his ankles in an extremely large busy public toilet. His hairy ass cleared out half the urinals in about 10 seconds. I just left until he he came out of the toilet.
Clevon Little’s voice: “'Scuse me while I whip this out.”
Out the zipper… always have. My “bandwidth” seems unaffected compared to going freestyle at home.
I wasn’t even aware people “peeked” - seems like a silly thing to do.
Here in Australia we are pretty casual about such things and just leave it however the bathroom attendant takes it out for us.
I’m not sure about this poll; I can’t tell what it means.
As I read it there are two options - the first, unbutton, unzip and then lower the trousers below the buttocks. All Butters style.
The second - just unzip the fly, then maneuver Captain Happy through the fly. All through that narrow opening of teeth.
Both sound terrible so I’m holding off on voting. Personally, I undo the button, unzip, take only the front of the pants down, and keep my eyes on my own business. Not sure how the rest of you champs are pissing.
I can see undoing the belt, button, and fly, but letting your pants and/or underwear hang below your ass? Weird.
Did I say “below the ass?”. Sorry, that isn’t what I meant. I meant just hold the pants UP right at groin level as you piss. That’s not below the ass, is it?
Q
Take another look at the OP, GH. 
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Q
Ummmm. Okay, guess that one must have flown beneath your radar. Sorry about that.
Q
Option 1 - Let the freak flag fly, man!
Not that I’m implying that my unit is in any way freakish, or resembles a flag.
Or a flagpole…
Q
I usually use a stall. I’m a bit pee shy. Plus certain pants/undergear demand significant lowering or else the urethra is squeezed and flow is obstructed.
If I’m in a place like Penn Station and forced to use a urinal I’ll unbutton, unzip, use my left hand to decrease any pressure from my clothing under my balls and use my right hand to aim.
Ahh, sorry, I misunderstood.
Then why do you hum the National Anthem?
And yes, I’m following you. :eek:
I’d thank you not to “ummmmmm” me as if what I said was completely and utterly moronic.