Guys - how do you, uh, whip it out?

In My Humble Opinion
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I seem to be a posting maniac today (at least for me) I guess I got over my inhibitions about writing here. Anyways…

I forget the situation exactly (probably has something to do with the total lack of privacy now that we have a kid) but a couple weeks ago my wife asked me about how I get my penis out of my pants in order to go to the bathroom and how I learned to do it that way.

I generally wear briefs so I just open my fly, put my underwear off to the side so things are hanging out a leg hole, and go. I have no recollection of learning how to do this - it was just always that way. It seems that my wife assumed that guys used the little “flaps” in the front of the briefs in order to get everything in the open but I can’t remember ever having done that.

So I guess my questions are:

  1. Guys - how do you do it? I can imagine three different main techniques:

a) Out the leg hole
b) Out the flaps in the front
c) Pants and underwear down letting it all hang out

These seem biased towards briefs so the boxer wearers out there may have some other insight that I don’t have.

  1. Guys - do you remember how your were taught to do it?

  2. Everyone - if you have a son - how did you teach him to do it? Guys are probably going to teach them whatever they do - but I’m curious what women think about this. How did they get the idea of how it should come out?

A strange topic I realize but isn’t that what we are here for? :smiley:

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I wear both boxers and briefs (depending on my mood) and use the flaps in front in both cases. Going out the leg hole sounds like a pain, unless you’ve got a really long and skinny penis.

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Re: “How do you whip it out?”

Well, I don’t know about you, but
I use the string to take it out
and the spoon to put it back.

:slight_smile:

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Okay, I’ll play along:

  1. c (I can’t imagine doing a or b, but I don’t wear boxers)
  2. I was taught the a method.
  3. N/A. My stepson was already trained by the time I got married.
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I have to pull it out of the bottom of my pantleg and stand on one foot with the other foot over the urinal to take a piss.

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You too. I thought I was the only one.

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The now ex once said: “how do you guys do it? , you have to let me watch one of these days”

Hilarious, I guess you’d have to know her…

DAMN I miss her…

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I knew a woman who was about to give birth to a boy and was aghast to hear men don’t wipe the tip of their penis with toilet paper after urinating.
She thought that was so gross (and the guys in the group who heard this thought that was so funny…)

To answer the somewhat bizarre OP.

Depends on what I am wearing…boxers, gym shorts or nothing.
Also depends if I am at home or at the urinal at the local bar trying to win another bet.

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leg hole

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When I’m wearing briefs that fit, over the top. I DON’T actually pull my pants down, I sort of shove my hand down there and pull it all OVER the elastic. This is also how I do it when wearing boxer-briefs (Boxer-style, but form-fitting and made of briefs material).

When wearing briefs which are too loose, I often just pull it out of the leg hole.

hrh

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Geez I must be the only guy here who pulls the front of his briefs down instead of using that y-flap.

I feel like a freak! :frowning:

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Don’t. I wear boxers, but do the same.

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Incubus, until this thread, I never really knew why that flap was there in the first place. It’s just so much easier pulling down the front than feeding it through the flap.
I feel I should also make some reference to how huge my member is, but I can’t think of anything, and the leghole joke has already gone around three times, so I can’t steal that and pretend I didn’t notice it the first time it was posted. Ah well…

::waves enormous penis in front of monitor::

Nah, that didn’t work.

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Just like Incubus, I yank down the front of my skivvies and Take It Out, and whiz merrily away, and there you are.

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I pull down the front, too. Seems to be the most efficient way, in my experience.

I tried snaking my member through that serpentine flap on my briefs; while it is possible, it’s such a pain that I can’t imagine actually doing it on a regular basis.

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Actually, I do wipe the tip most of the time. The reason being that I hate that post-piss drip that happens when you walk away. Oh sure, you think you have shaken every lost drop out, but no, there is always some lingering to just ruin your day by dribbling down your leg…

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I’ve experimented over the years, can’t remember ever being taught, but I always go back to the Vimy Ridge method: over the top.

The whole leg hole thing is new to me, though, so once I change out of the boxer-briefs I’ll give that a shot.

A day is not wasted when you have learned something new.

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You don’t? Yuck. I always do, and I thought not doing so was confined to men called Joe Bob and driving pickup trucks with Confederate flags in the back window.

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I wear boxers and I usually go over the top. Sometimes I use the flap, though. Through the leg is a completely new one on me.

Back when I wore briefs, I never used the front flap. Maybe the briefs I wore were just too tight, but it was just too much trouble to try and hold my pants and both open at the same time. If I just held one flap, the other would push my penis to the side, missing the toilet and possibly soaking myself. If I just pulled my penis through the flaphole and didn’t hold anything, the flaps would either pinch off the flow or (more likely), close by themselves and getting me soaked again.

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I go through the leg hole, just figured it out for myself one day. What really bugs me is when I have to go fishing around for the tip becase it gets folded over or shoved off for the side.