Internal government report shows Iraq reconstruction a fiasco

The NYT got hold of the report.

The significant thing is not that this report tells us much we didn’t know, but that it makes clear the government knew all along while telling us otherwise. But I guess we knew that too.

We do know most of this - the deliberate deceit, the ignorance about Iraq - but the anecdotes are still telling. Yesterday, Hilzoy of Obsidian Wings highlighted this excerpt of a conversation a month before the invasion:

Yeah. Warlords in Saddam-controlled Iraq.

The mind boggles.

Makes you want to throw a shoe, doesn’t it?

Well, of course there weren’t any warlords in Iraq, that development was stymied by the centralized economy of Saddam. But once Saddam was removed, we could rely on the magic of the Free Market and vigorous entrepreneurship to spring up! Neighborhood patrols filled the gap quickly, kind of like your own local neighborhood watch programs, but much more heavily armed.

In predominately Shia neighborhoods, Sunni residents were encouraged to relocate, or die, according to their personal preference. Under the first option, they would then place themselves under the protection of a “warlord” more in llne with their religious community.

And to top it off, we supplied them with a sterling example of entreprenuerial “warlords”, with our very own Blackwater (ah! such poetry in the naming, don’t you think?..). With such a splendid example before them, how could they fail? Now, of course, here and there, you could point out where policy differences were discussed with rather more acrimony than we would prefer. But isn’t that just another cultural bias on our part? Why should we insist that a free exchange of ideas is somehow inherently better than a free exchange of gunfire?

After all, issues are clearly settled, and with none of this “recount” nonsense!

Or that there’s any need to choose between the two? :slight_smile:

If we make an ass of you and me for just a moment and conclude that there was any valid reason at all for invading Iraq in the first place, have we done anything right since that time? I question whether snuffing Saddam, his kids, and one grandchild have accomplished any thing at all and certainly nothing worth the cost, suffering and loss of infrastructure we have inflicted on the Iraqi people. IMHO, we should have stayed the hell out of there; failing that, we should have left on the first available means of transportation. I hate, loathe, and despise the current administration of our country and wish them all the very worst of fates after they are out of office. Unfortunately, I know damn well that life doesn’t work that way.

Ambrose Bierce once wrote a story about a country where the elected chief executive serves for ten years and then is executed, on the grounds that anyone who has held supreme power for that long must have committed enough crimes to warrant death even if none can be specifically proved.

That’s Bierce. In the same collection – Lands Beyond the Blow – he wrote of a country where, at the conclusion of a war, the soldiers are publicly thanked and honored, then deprived of their sight with hot irons, issued a sledgehammer each and sealed in a chamber. The chamber is opened a week later; if any of the soldiers proves to have an unbroken bone the survivors are boiled in wine; if not, smothered in butter. (Lots of people of his day, I imagine, harbored a certain resentment for the preening G.A.R.; I know Mark Twain did.)

Hijack:
I have to say: I don’t get the point of this story. Why the sledgehammers, why the difference in punishment for broken/unbroken bones, etc? Why not just thank them and kill them right away, without the torture?

I think Bierce really, really resented the G.A.R.; otherwise, I chalk it up to his acerbic and cynical whimsey (he was a humorist, remember). (The difference in punishment would be to give the soldiers an incentive to swing at each other really hard.) But the main point of the story was the value and/or the danger of a “standing army” in peacetime, a very controversial issue in Bierce’s day. In another story, the narrator visits a country where there is organized labor fiercely opposed to a standing army. “In our country,” the ruler tells the narrator, “we have what is called industrial unrest.” “I see,” says the narrator. “And the labor leaders fear a standing army would suppress such unrest?” This stops the ruler short. “No, I don’t think that is their objection . . .” Shortly thereafter the narrator visits the ruler again, passing a number of fleeing men who have had their ears cut off. Apparently all labor leaders have been summoned to answer the question, tacked up on the wall of the throne room, “What ought to be done, that a standing army might prevent?” Any labor leader who cannot satisfactorily answer (that is to say, all of them) loses his ears on the spot.

That’s Bierce. Politically he wasn’t for anything, only very much against. And that included anarchy. (Anarchism was also a big deal in his day.)

We fucked everything up over there? Yeah, that’s right. So what?"

Not that the Vietnam War has that much in common with Iraq, but career bureaucrats engaged in all kinds of butt-covering during that war, and nothing appears to have changed.

My favorite mercenary group name is Custer Battles. Real skilled folks. The pentagon actually barred them from contracts in 2004. NPR had a nice account of them getting into a pitched battle with no one. It’s name is formed from the last names of the founders. You can’t make this stuff up and have it be so poetic.

Ah, yes, ol’ Custer Battles . . .

Ah, I found that Bierce story:

You are operating under the impression that the aim was to fix Iraqs’ infrastructure. The purpose was to loot the tax payers and steal as much money as possible. It worked very well.

Are we ever going to find out what happened to those pallets of cash we sent to Iraq?

Loot the tax payers *while *looting the Iraqis ! It’s win-win !
Seriously, you can’t but admire such brazen disregard for… well, for pretty much everything. It fills me with the same jawdropping awe as stories of Hollywood accounting. These guys can’t possibly walk straight with balls that monumental.

No.

Would you like a Mercedes?

I’m not really that upset by it. Most of that money went back to Americans anyway.

Disclosure: Part of those billions of dollars = my house down payment.

No thanks. I’ll take a T25 though. First one off the assembly line If that’s a bust, a Smart Car will do. Solid blue, with an mp3 player, if you please.