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Old 12-16-2000, 08:14 PM
AndYrAStar AndYrAStar is offline
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Although I doubt many of you even know who *I* am, everyone say hi to my secret lover, Kitti so she feels loved. <waves>

(and yes, I actually expect each and every person who reads this to say hi.)
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Old 12-16-2000, 08:35 PM
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Yes, I'll formally introduce myself before you all say hello to me. <clears throat>

Hello! You can call me Kitti, if you like. I'm an Aries, and I enjoy long walks along the beach, moonlit dinners, and scented candles. My biggest turn-ons are men that have a shoe-fetish and Tostitos--the round spicy ones. I was blessed with five fingures on each hand, five toes on each foot, and an eternal need to contradict myself. I have no common sense, no sense of direction, and I fall a lot. I am addicted to TheraFlu...mmmm...

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Old 12-16-2000, 08:42 PM
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Hola! How are ya Kitti? I have to say that I love your name. Get comfy, once you get here you'll never leave.

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Old 12-16-2000, 08:45 PM
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:doing my obligatory salute:

hullo...
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Old 12-16-2000, 11:20 PM
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33 views, and only 3 replies? >:|

I'm dissapointed.
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Old 12-16-2000, 11:21 PM
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gah

disappointed, too.
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Old 12-16-2000, 11:24 PM
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(OboyiloveIvyKittialready!)
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Old 12-16-2000, 11:27 PM
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(OlalalalalaAndYrAStar!)
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Old 12-16-2000, 11:30 PM
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I feel obligated to post now. Hello.
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Old 12-17-2000, 01:05 AM
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Hi there. Enjoy yourself.
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Old 12-17-2000, 01:06 AM
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What? No party? I'm dissapointed in the lot of you.

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Old 12-17-2000, 06:11 PM
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Should I try to look freakishly adorable so more people will post? <bats eyelases>
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Old 12-17-2000, 06:13 PM
Ivy Kitti Ivy Kitti is offline
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<bats *eyelashes as well>
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Old 12-17-2000, 06:38 PM
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Silly Kitti, well, you strip it might work.

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Old 12-21-2000, 10:04 PM
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"forced a friend to come" "freakishly adorable" "strip"

Is this a party or what!

ROOOOOOOOO!
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Old 12-21-2000, 10:14 PM
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Strippin'?

I'm here with a fistful of fivers.

Yo! Can I get a drink over here, or what?

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Old 12-21-2000, 10:19 PM
AndYrAStar AndYrAStar is offline
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<g>
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Old 12-21-2000, 10:22 PM
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No, really. Nice to meet you both.
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Old 12-22-2000, 02:16 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by AndYrAStar
say hi to my secret lover, Kitti so she feels loved.
Hi Kitty. Guess the "secret" is out of the bag now!
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Old 12-22-2000, 02:32 AM
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Hi there!

I'm pretty new around here my ownself, so I'll just set this Chilkoot Pale Ale over here so people can help themselves, and veg for a bit.

After fighting the crowds Christmas shopping, I'm whacked.

Welcome!

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Old 12-22-2000, 07:10 AM
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Wow! AndYrAStar, Ivy Kitty, and FairyPrincessKitty all in one place? Must be my lucky day! Hello all!
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Old 12-22-2000, 07:22 AM
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*waves*

Hi Kitti!
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Old 12-22-2000, 03:05 PM
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well, far be it from me to ignore the expectations of someone who wears cat ears.
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Old 12-22-2000, 03:07 PM
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so...




Motherfuckin' ... Hi!
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Old 12-22-2000, 03:51 PM
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Meow!
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Old 12-22-2000, 07:07 PM
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<curtsies>

So...how the hell are you all?
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Old 12-29-2000, 08:45 AM
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Instead of start an entirely new thread, I'm going to use this one again. This time I didn't force him to come here. I didn't even send him a link. I have no idea how he figured out what I meant by SDMB.

Everyone meet THE GR8 1, The STAAAAAAAAAR STUDDED ANDWOO! <something about weeping mountains> I forget the rest of his really long, really cool customary introduction, and he won't tell me what it is, so you'll have to be deprived of it

Say hi, andrew. Impress them all with your sexy accent.
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Old 12-29-2000, 08:46 AM
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<sigh> that should be "instead of starting an entirely new thread..."
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Old 12-29-2000, 09:27 AM
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(flaunts sexy british accent that he doesn't actually have)
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Old 12-29-2000, 09:39 AM
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<snort>

Oh yeah. We're the ones with the accents, not you.

Let's see... we've got kitti and andrew here... I wonder how long it'll take to get everyone from OoT to come. I'll work on erin next.

I think we'll have a problem when it comes to Sauron, though.
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Old 12-29-2000, 03:31 PM
Ivy Kitti Ivy Kitti is offline
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Let's get Sabu here!

Or would you kill me?
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Old 12-29-2000, 03:38 PM
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I realized that I completely forgot to say hi to you, Andrew.

<stares at screen>
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Old 12-29-2000, 03:44 PM
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*waves emphatically* Hi there! I'm kinda new at this myself, dragged in by a friend, but lovin' every minute of it! Glad you could make it!

TruePisces
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Old 12-29-2000, 03:48 PM
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Ivy Kitti, from one cat to another:

Hey.

You'll find that there are a lot of us around here with names of the feline persuasion.

Welcome. Sit down, grab a beer, and stay a while.
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Old 12-29-2000, 03:56 PM
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Kitti is also my secret lover, so I was dragged here too.
(Hey, at least my username isn't "SXYBOY69696969" like *someone* wanted it to be...)
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Old 12-29-2000, 04:06 PM
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Old 12-30-2000, 02:05 AM
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Hey, we have our own personal thread. Other people read what we're saying and roll their eyes, because they don't know what we're talking about! It's like an Elite thread. How cool. Now, let's see how long I can keep this thread alive by posting random crap.

<plays journey to the end really, really slow> <screws up> <throws bass at brocolli>
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Old 12-30-2000, 02:59 AM
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Welcome.
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Old 12-30-2000, 04:14 AM
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<plays smells like teen spirit really well cause it's all he can play>
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Old 12-30-2000, 05:24 AM
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Hi everybody (so many new people I've lost count)

I'm here, and I've brought beer. Need I say more?
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Old 12-30-2000, 05:51 AM
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Hi Ivy Kitty Have fun!
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