Just wanted to introduce myself. My self-appointed therapist friend suggested(quite aggressively) that I needed to “go out and socialize, you antisocial pessimist.” So I promised I’d go out and meet new people and make nice, and here I am in my backyard introducing myself. Good compromise, yeah? Let’s just keep the fact that I didnt actually leave my property to ourselves though >.>
Well then, name’s lazykitten, 25 years old, fond of reading and bit of gaming. Nice to meet you nice folk and hope we get along.
Welcome! Speaking as a reformed antisocial pessimist, I think you might like it here.
The good news is we have cat pictures, and lots of them. And cookies. And pictures of cats with cookies.
The bad news is that your first duty, as a noob, is to wear the Official Donald Trump Hairpiece while cleaning the bathrooms, until somebody newer comes along.
Seeing as I’ve done both tasks individually at one point or another (dares and jobs), I cannot say that the experience will be all too harrowing only mildly uncomfortable. Those pictures of cats with cookies ought to be quite worth that discomfort though.
I’m afraid our newbie member doesn’t realize that the newest members here are typically assigned duties that involve unnatural acts with squids and goats. Is there one among us who cares to brief lazykitten on the details?
Welcome aboard. many of us are also anti-social, and we get to express it here while pretending to socialize. Loads of fun. You appear to know grammar. That’s good.
AND cat people.
Sunspace, did you take *two *doses of medication this morning? That’s good.
Yeah, welcome aboard. You’ll fit right in. Here, hold this soda straw. No, there’s no beverage, just hold it… yeah, like that. Someone will explain later. Will you hurry up with the goat already?
