"Boy, That'd be a Great Band Name!"

So while I was at work the other day I was talking to fellow co-works and a scenario ensued that I tried a bit of physical comedy.

I can’t remember the situation or anything, but I pulled out the box knives we carry and pretended to slit my wrists and was like “Ooh if that happened just kill me now”.

Later that night while typing I notice my wrist hurts, and apparently I DID actually cut myself a smidge. I say to myself "That’s the last time I slit my wrists for comedy. Hey, that’s a good band name. “Slitting Wrists for Comedy”
So join the fun doper nation…What band names have YOU created??

Roosevelt Cabbagestalk and the Hydrocephalic Presbyterians

I’ve often said “Band name!” after a felicitous phrase popped up on the SDMB, but those instances don’t seem to have been enshrined in the search engine.

A running joke on Dave Barry’s blog (http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/) is WBAGNFARB, or “would be a good name for a rock band.” Barely a day goes by where a choice phrase plucked from some source is not designated so, or some variation thereof. For example, there are two today, one is “Vaguely Disturbing Name For A Rock Band” (Suckling Monkeys) and the other is “a good name for a older rock band” (Podgy Round the Waist). So, I have none of my own to offer, but am familiar with the concept. :smiley:

Oh yes, by no means is this an original thread. I have heard “band name!” for years after things…I just finally came up with one on my own and figured I’d make a thread about it to see if people have had some gems in their time.

In college, a guy I know insisted that Big Dick and the Four Skins would be the perfect name for an up and coming musical act.

Not sure if I agreed but evidently the name -for me at least- stuck.

By now there ought to be at least one garage band named Glowing Beagles, given the news this week.

My daughter who loves animals found out about the Tasmanian tiger—she told me it was the only vicious marsupial. You guessed it: The Vicious Marsupials would be my band’s name.
Also once in yoga class, the teacher wanted us to pay attention to a certain set of mirrors in the studio. He told us they were “The Mirrors of Concern”. another great rock band name.

I bought a pre-made sandwich at the supermarket the other day called the “Big Ham Hoagie” and said to myself,“I think he is playing at the blues club tonight.”

Token Sane Man.

The Flaming Heterosexuals.

In on of the episodes of Parks and Recreation, the dude who broke his legs by falling in the pit, said to the journalist that he’s in a band called the Three Skins; they were the Four Skins until the bassist dropped out.

Anyway, I’ve come up with many just because every now and then I’ll say or hear a weird combination of words that happen to roll off the tongue. One of my favorites:

Wookie Crossbow.

I think that Dave Barry’s been doing the “Band Name!” thing for YEARS. He may have created it (pop-culture-wise).