Band Names!

Meat Pocket

Nine To The Sky

:cool:

Average Death Squad

Sushi for Lunch

I say these every band name thread, but:

Token Sane Man
The Flaming Heterosexuals

Also:

PETA and the Sea Kittens
Jewish Space Lizards (with apologies to David Icke)
Crotalus Percussionism

Urban Lunchmeat

In a shopping center near where I work there are three small shops next to each other with generic shopping center signage –

Karate Bagels Dance

I always thought that would be a good band name. Or maybe a kids TV show.

The Dance place is gone now, so it says Karate Bagels which could still work.

Also thought of one in the car the other day, but it isn’t coming to mind – maybe it was

Unintended Consequences

but that doesn’t sound as good now as I remember.

From a church sign: Unholy Deadlock

They were advertising a marriage counseling workshop.

From a classic post:

God’s Throbbing Prostate

When my current band was first starting and we didn’t have our girl singer, I was the only American alongside two Brits and a Kiwi.

The name I suggested? Just One Yank

Zygomatic Arch

Wouldn’t Urban Decay be a great band name? That’s about the worst name I can think of for a line of cosmetics.

After a Horticulture class at the local career center, my wife asked me what we did that evening.

Explained to her that we were “propagating succulents.”

Yeah, band name.

Stench Hammer

Not here to add a name, really, but another dimension to the ‘game’.
My friends and I come up with the ‘band name’ thing all the time. It usually goes like this:
odd combination of words is brought up
“Oh, in college I was in a band called combo of words
“Really? What kind of music?”
Then the trick is to come up with the weirdest music combo possible to go with the name. I think the current champ is death klezmer.