Male Question: How do you hold your Pen.. Pendulum??

In My Humble Opinion
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Sorry… it seems I’m penis obsessed, but I saw this picture (http:// dlisted.com/node/29401) (Possibly NSFW, but you have to scroll down a bit to see it) in another thread I started, and found the way Prince William was holding his royal appendage, seemed quite weird to me… I call it “the scissor hold”.

FYI - I hold mine the “reverse cigar” way… ie, imagive holding a cigar to your mouth, then moving your arm down, with the hot side towards your waist… Kind of like holding a hose (pardon the pun), but with thumb and fingers.

So who’s got the better hold?? etiquette?? Or is this just a “royal thing”… :wink:

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Well, It’s quite an armload…:wink:

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I hold mine with my Mechanical Doc Ock arms. :wink:

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When I saw “the hold” I wanted to start this self same thread.

For me, its thumb on top, forefinger below - left hand.

The scissor hold he’s using is just weird.

On a related note, have you ever seen yourself peeing in a mirror? How come the pee comes out at a different angle to the penis?

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This appears to be a poll (sort of) and there is clearly no real debate, so I am sending this off to IMHO, (where it might prosper or it might suffer a demise–tho’ not untimely–depending on the Mods’ moods).

[ /Modding ]

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No worries :slight_smile:

… but maybe you could add to the discussion (not sure if its Tom, or Debb, or Tomndebb)… don’t you find that hold weird?? :smiley:

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Everytime I pee on a mirror, the pee comes back at 180 degree angle :wink:

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I hold it between the ring and middle fingers of my left hand. Like the Vulcan symbol, essentially. I’ve never consciously thought about it until now but for the sake of this thread, I dropped my pants and made like I was about to take a leak, and instinctively my left hand went down and propped my python right between the ring and middle fingers. It was then that I realized that this is how I’ve done it my whole life. Instinctively, every time. Like cockwork.

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Cigarette hold.

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Wow… I just tried this (dry run :p) and I find this very uncomfortable to do… mind you, I can’t do the Vulcan symbol in the first place… You’re not a trekkie, are you?? :smiley:

EDIT: I missed this on first read… lol

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… and then you SHAKE :cool:

Do you mean a classy cigarette hold or a gangster-type hold?

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I’ve probably seen a lot more guys holding their dicks than you have . . . and I have *never *seen this. Just you and Leonard Nimoy.

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It’s not like I begin the dick-holding process by making a Vulcan sign and then moving the hand down to hold the dick. I just bring my left hand down, with the fingers relaxed, and the dick just rests between the ring and middle fingers.

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When I hold it, it’s 4 fingers below, thumb on top, right hand. I’d say about half the time I just let it hang though.

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Both hands.

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Hmm… are you concerned about losing control?

With me… left hand (yes, I’m a leftie in most things), thumb on top, index finger below.

The right hand is usually engaged with holding some form of clothing at bay.

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This. But with the hands reversed.

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I’m curious what clothing guys have to hold out of the way. I just hang it out through the fly on my pants- what could get in the way of the end of it?

Genuinely puzzled.

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I’m an “over the top of the underwear” guy so I’m usually holding down my drawers to prevent flow restriction.

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I sometimes do that. I sometimes hold the two parts of the brief’s slot apart so they don’t try to strangle little Boyo. And I’m often wearing a polo shirt that, tucked into the pants or not, hangs down in front of the briefs.