I did a quick search and didn’t turn anything up, so I turn to you, fellow dopers. How do you hold it?
I watched Gattaca again yesterday afternoon, and the scene with the doctor piqued my curiosity again. I realized that whenever I… micturate… I pull down the top of my underwear with my left thumb (just tuck that sucker in there where its nice and warm) and hold on to Big Olaf with the first two fingers of my right hand. Every time. I tried switching off, and doing the crucial aiming/ooh-look-zigzags! functions with my sinister hand (also known as Janet. ;)) and it just felt odd. I couldn’t do it. I very nearly pissed all over myself.
When peeing naked, I just use my right hand, and do a freeform interpretive where do I put my other hand dance. It’s nice, but I find I splash the toilet seat more when naked. Perhaps my balance is off?
In the shower it’s a free for all. Hands at the sides, face in the spray and who cares where it goes. God I love peeing in the shower…
Tenebras
(If this is more of an IMHO sort of post, feel free to move it and mea culpa):eek: :eek:
