Guys, do you hold your Johnson in your right or left hand when you take a wizz?
I’m a lefty when I drain my dragon but usually right handed for everything else. Unzip with my right and pee with my left.
Curious in NC.
All these years I thought a slash was the solid kind.
Left-Handed.
I use my left hand.
Neither. I have to use both hands. 
You don’t have the kickstand?
I seriously use both hands, and a particular finger arrangement. I place both thumbs close together at the base of my penis where it meets my stomach. I place both middle fingers close together at the base of my penis where it meets by scrotum. I then gently hold the head of my penis (I’m circumcised, just for the record) with the tips of both index fingers. Once “the hold” is in place, it’s just a matter of aiming and shooting.
Anyhoo…
Left. And I’m righthanded.
I think somebody else mentioned somewhere on these boards how much of a disappointment that pivotal plot point in Gattaca was:
When it was revealed it had been surmised that Vincent wasn’t who he claimed to be because he used his left hand to hold it when he went, and he was supposed to be righthanded.
My SO lets me use either hand to hold his penis while he urinates but he prefers the right.
What?
Just kiddin’! Now, that’s a question… how many guys let their girls hold it while they pee?
Right hand, unless my wife is in the room. Then I let it dangle free, just 'cause it weirds her out to no end. 
Hmmm…very familiar. Didn’t we cover that one recently?
Ok, yeah, just the though of that is scaring me!
What, her hand? 