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Old 06-14-2009, 06:25 PM
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Yet another Doper Picture Thread.

This is the Ujests, May 2009.
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Old 06-14-2009, 09:19 PM
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Beautiful photo!
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Old 06-14-2009, 09:25 PM
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I love these threads! This is me.
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Old 06-14-2009, 09:28 PM
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Me

Got no newer better one's I can locate, but I'll look
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Old 06-14-2009, 10:01 PM
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Here's me.
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Old 06-14-2009, 10:15 PM
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eh, what the hell!

Feast your eyes on my million dollar smile* and marvel!

Yes it's a link to my facebook page... I'm too lazy to go rooting about in Picasa today.



















*2093 dollars. Actual current cash value may need cipherin'.
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Old 06-14-2009, 10:19 PM
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My most recent, from early spring:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3663/...8f26e009bc.jpg

I believe this is the first time in all these years I've shared in these threads!
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Old 06-14-2009, 10:49 PM
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My most recent, from early spring:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3663/...8f26e009bc.jpg

I believe this is the first time in all these years I've shared in these threads!
That's a nice picture... especially the teal hair! You look like you're up to some mischief in that shot... what overthrow were you planning there?
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Old 06-14-2009, 11:06 PM
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Hell, why not. This is me, I suppose.
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Old 06-14-2009, 11:13 PM
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From this past March

I'm the one with the beard and the pillow.

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Old 06-14-2009, 11:35 PM
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Me. I'd taken the train to the zoo. It was weird to walk through the African exhibit in winter, but the lions didn't seem to mind...
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Old 06-14-2009, 11:54 PM
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Me. I'd taken the train to the zoo. It was weird to walk through the African exhibit in winter, but the lions didn't seem to mind...
Lions!!!! I hope you don't mind but I scrolled through the pics, you took some great lion shots! I love the big cats.
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Old 06-15-2009, 12:33 AM
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Lions!!!! I hope you don't mind but I scrolled through the pics, you took some great lion shots! I love the big cats.
The really good pics were taken by my friends, I am forced to admit.
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Old 06-15-2009, 12:40 AM
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Feast your eyes on my million dollar smile* and marvel!
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*2093 dollars. Actual current cash value may need cipherin'.
Hey! Don't sell yourself short; you do have a great smile!


Anyway, here are a few I've dug up recently:

At a train station in Michigan City, Indiana, waiting for a train to Chicago. I'm the one doing the silly dance on the yellow post.

At a party, being generally nerdy. I'm the guy covered in white plastic.

Foosball. Awesome!

The same party, after loosening up a bit.

Again at the party, this time embarrassing myself completely. Notice how only a couple other people are dancing, and everybody else is standing at the edges looking horrified? We were doing the macarena. Out of sync, even.

Later on I redeemed myself by doing a pretty awesome breakdancing routine (which is a considerable achievement in the armor, let me tell you!), but sadly nobody caught it on film that I'm aware of. Naturally it's mainly the embarrassing stuff that winds up immortalized for posterity.
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:28 AM
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Me, looking about as presentable as I'll ever be.

'Nother one.

The other girl in the family.

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Old 06-15-2009, 01:29 AM
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I only have fishing related pictures but here are a few.

Hiking into a lake somewhere near Malibu

They just can't keep their hands off me. We're in Santa Barbara.


Wading out in Goleta. That's a dolphin in the background.
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:50 AM
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I think Shirley was inspired by my thread. So I will link again from here...it's the only image of me that is on the internet at all at the moment (that I know of, I seem to recall some news and promotional shots floating around but I don't know where.) and it's 20 years old but hey, it's VIDEO! 90 seconds of Stoid (and her ass, which is sufficiently substantial to rate having its own separate identity) winning a game show. Although I was the only one to win the game, my ass was just tagging along and basking in my glory.

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Old 06-15-2009, 02:00 AM
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I think Shirley was inspired by my thread. So I will link again from here...it's the only image of me that is on the internet at all at the moment (that I know of, I seem to recall some news and promotional shots floating around but I don't know where.) and it's 20 years old but hey, it's VIDEO! 90 seconds of Stoid (and her ass, which is sufficiently substantial to rate having its own separate identity) winning a game show. Although I was the only one to win the game, my ass was just tagging along and basking in my glory.
The post asked for pictures, not video!

So what did you win?
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:09 AM
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The post asked for pictures, not video!

So what did you win?

Jeez! Fine! :P (those were all taken in the last 3 years)

I won a bunch of cheap crap and $2600. I thought it was less then I watched the video and remembered that the little signs on the bank thing indicate how much money was at stake.

I was also considering posting the only "sexy" picture of me that is actually sexy, taken by an actual professional photographer, also taken relatively recently, and also featuring my ass, interestingly enough.

But then the drugs wore off.
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Old 06-15-2009, 06:03 AM
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My son and I on Dartmoor this weekend.

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Old 06-15-2009, 06:34 AM
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I think Shirley was inspired by my thread. So I will link again from here...it's the only image of me that is on the internet at all at the moment (that I know of, I seem to recall some news and promotional shots floating around but I don't know where.) and it's 20 years old but hey, it's VIDEO! 90 seconds of Stoid (and her ass, which is sufficiently substantial to rate having its own separate identity) winning a game show. Although I was the only one to win the game, my ass was just tagging along and basking in my glory.
I was! Since game show taping here in the Bland West are nonexistant, us corn fed Mid Westernerns have to settle for photographic cuteness.
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Old 06-15-2009, 06:57 AM
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I've never posted to one of these before, but I finally have something worth showing off....

Me and Alice!


What nice company to share.
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:02 AM
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Faithfool YOU WIN!
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Old 06-15-2009, 09:42 AM
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Shirley, you guys look sharp in your fancy duds.

Rushgeek, I looooove the hair. I used to have hair that colour too, once upon a time, and I probably still would if it wasn't for my stuffy corporate job.

Stoid, that layered peach pastel frock is a masterpiece of early 80s fashion. Totally awesome.

As for me... here are a couple from a recent trip to BC and Nova Scotia:

The Boy's uncle dragged us up the Grouse Grind the day after we arrived. I'm still a little foggy on how I made it to the top without collapsing.

Here I am providing scale for a tree in the Cathedral Grove.

And from the opposite coast, here's one of me striking a pose at Peggy's Cove, squinting into the wild blue yonder.
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Old 06-15-2009, 09:52 AM
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I've never posted to one of these before, but I finally have something worth showing off....

Me and Alice!


What nice company to share.
I'll bet you went right outta your mind!

Here's me 'n' Mr. K:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/karlen/3223079094/
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Old 06-15-2009, 09:56 AM
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You all are so young and cute and go to interesting places. Me, I go to work. In an office. Yawn.

At least I'm smiling!
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Old 06-15-2009, 10:00 AM
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This is me. Sometimes, I get really excited about ridiculous things.
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:01 AM
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I'll bet you went right outta your mind!

Here's me 'n' Mr. K:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/karlen/3223079094/
Mr. K is my kinda guy. I loves me some beards.
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:16 AM
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So, that's what I have to look forward to, eh?

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As for me... here are a couple from a recent trip to BC and Nova Scotia:
BC and Nova Scotia sound like two seperate trips. The only person who can count them as one is this guy.

Here's me, having something to drink.
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:24 AM
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I'll bet you went right outta your mind!

Here's me 'n' Mr. K:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/karlen/3223079094/
Is that picture before or after the Walmart style meltdown over garbage bags?



( Nice pic!)
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:25 AM
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This is me. Sometimes, I get really excited about ridiculous things.
Who doesn't get excited by a little cock now and then?
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:33 AM
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Is that picture before or after the Walmart style meltdown over garbage bags?



( Nice pic!)
It's before. An "after" pic would have been of deep space...vast areas of nothing between objects...where sound doesn't exist. That meltdown turned into a 24-hour cold shoulder. We were so loud and bad that the other shoppers pretty much gave us the aisle while we battled it out!
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:41 AM
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Me, looking about as presentable as I'll ever be.
Very presentable indeed. You look very cute.
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:45 AM
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You all are so young and cute and go to interesting places. Me, I go to work. In an office. Yawn.
You look damn fine to me! A lovely smile.
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:47 AM
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BC and Nova Scotia sound like two seperate trips. The only person who can count them as one is this guy.
Wow. I have never ever seen that video before. It's fascinating! It shows the rail approach to the old station in downtown Ottawa, next to the canal. That was destroyed long before I ever went to Ottawa. Paging [b[]Spoons[/b]!
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Old 06-15-2009, 12:11 PM
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Me circa 1985(ish).

Me entirely not sober on my 40th birthday party.

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Old 06-15-2009, 12:15 PM
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Well, why would I want to deprive you of my glorious image? I dunno what's up with that hand on the hip thing, though I seem to be doing it a lot now.
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Old 06-15-2009, 12:20 PM
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Here's me & my wife, camping at Silverlake, MI last year.

I need to learn how to eat.

Me and my sis getting tanked at a comedy club.

In Space, No One Can Hear Them Laughing at You.

BLAAAAH!
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:01 PM
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BC and Nova Scotia sound like two seperate trips. The only person who can count them as one is this guy.
Since we flew coast-to-coast without stopping at home in between and used a single set of bags for the whole two weeks, I'm treating it as a single trip... but I suppose we can call it two back-to-back trips for nitpicky robotic types.

Either way, I certainly wouldn't recommend it to anyone who doesn't have a masochistic streak a mile wide... it involves hellacious amounts of time spent in airplanes and airports, neither of which I'm all that fond of, even if it is slightly more comfortable than the Buster Keaton approach.

(how and why we ended up doing two opposite ends of the country in one go is a looooong story, which I won't bore you with... suffice to say it involves family and non-refundable plane tickets)
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:22 PM
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Here I am providing scale for a tree in the Cathedral Grove.
Mahna Mahna, you are really lovely! I also love the top you're wearing. Is it homemade?
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:29 PM
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I don't ever do this, but why not?
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:07 PM
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I hope these are visible:

Me in Spain, two months ago

No, I'm not standing in a river of blood; that's one of the sources of Spains Red River, colored red with iron...

Same vacation, Roman theatre.. (I'm hiding as much of me as possible behind my husband..)

Faithfool, you look cute! That red hair looks good on you.

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Old 06-15-2009, 02:44 PM
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Yeahhh ....about the hair....
It runs in my family.
The daughter: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3624/...aab271d93a.jpg


This is me without the blue hair:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3420/...06a7a570b5.jpg

Oddly I still have that sneaky smirk even with the red curls.
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:46 PM
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Faithfool YOU WIN!
::: blushes :::

Thanks Shirley!

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I'll bet you went right outta your mind!
Oh, you have no idea. The whole time I set there going, "I could touch his hair." and then I'd start to swoon a little and figured that wouldn't be the best of ideas.

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So, that's what I have to look forward to, eh?
What, me or looking like Alice at 61?

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Faithfool, you look cute! That red hair looks good on you.
Awww, just another reason I adore you. You like my red hair. Thank you.


And in case I didn't make it clear enough with my initial post, I think all you people are just terrific. What a fine looking group you all are.
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:47 PM
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Stealth Potato you are deliciously nerdy.
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Old 06-15-2009, 03:52 PM
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Mahna Mahna, you are really lovely! I also love the top you're wearing. Is it homemade?
*blush* Why thank you.

And no, the top is not homemade. I picked it up a couple of summers ago in a shop in Toronto's Little India district... it met my usual requirements of cute, comfy and cheap.

Shouldn't be hard to replicate at home, though. BurdaStyle even has a very similar pattern you can download for cheap.

Rushgeek, blue hair is even better when you can put it back in the closet when you're in the mood for something a bit less Smurfy. And It's pretty neat as far as family heirlooms go, too.
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Old 06-15-2009, 03:57 PM
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From back in the day (1995), me with long hair and a really bad sweater. I'm on the left.
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Old 06-15-2009, 03:58 PM
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Old 06-15-2009, 04:08 PM
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From back in the day (1995), me with long hair and a really bad sweater. I'm on the left.
No, no, no. I'm on the right. The right, damn it!
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Old 06-15-2009, 04:15 PM
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No, no, no. I'm on the right. The right, damn it!
I thought you might have meant the right. Based on these clues:
  • You mentioned a sweater, the young lady is wearing a gown.
  • Your email address implies that you are a baritone.

But hey, she might be a baritone.
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