I’ve got these waffle-style burns on my penis. Care to tell me how I got them?
Some asshole’s probably going to ask me if I’ve been putting my penis in a waffle iron. How the hell should I know? Fuck you.
You paid me fifty bucks and you left the damn waffle iron in my bathroom.
The Shadow knows. Ask him.
Not with a burnt penis thank you very much.
props
Have you been putting your penis in a waffle iron? What kind of car do you drive?
Kinda puts a whole new spin on “leggo my eggo”, don’t it?
Japanese. Gray. Can’t remember what it’s called.
Don’t sunbathe nude under the mosquito netting anymore?
Gives a new spin to the jingle “waffly versatile”.
Have you been fucking any Belgians?
Maybe fell onto a BBQ grill while drunk? The little metal trays can get quite hot, maybe you fell on it, did a “youch!”, then fell on it again at a 90 degree angle, giving it the BBQ look?
If it’s not that, I’d recommend staying away from the crazy bitch you hooked up with last night. 
Ok, I gotta know. If you don’t know where your penis has been, how the hell are we supposed to know? :eek:
Ok I’m going to get in trouble laughing at work snerk
Whatever the eventual outcome of this thread, it has made my personal list of all-time classics. Well played, sir.
If “burns” = “raised welts”. 
[Kool Moe Dee] Go to the doctor [off/Kool Moe Dee]
:mad:I put your dick in the waffle iron, and I’d do it again!:mad:
You met a girl with waffle-maker for a vagina.
The Wages of Gin are Death.
Also, a waffle-ized ding-dong.