The idea for the thread is to point out interesting user titles. And away we go…
C K Dexter Haven
Right Hand of the Master
Yet the Master is left handed…
I love
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Sidney Evgeni Jordan**
Silver Tounged Evil Connector
(says Mrs. Restaurant-KillingStation)
I’m thrilled to see them too. I can’t wait to check out even more.
Wait! When did this start?? You mean I can add a title to my name?
Totally! It’s an awesome thing!
Check out this link for more information!
I ponied up for the subscription just to get this sweet internet name-bling.
Yes, you can! See the thread in ATMBfor instructions.
ETA: Rats! Beaten to the punch by Serenata67. By the way, I’ve been meaning to ask you all morning – do you pronounce the hyphen in your title? 'Cause it sounds pretty cool that way. 
w00t! I’m one of the cool kids now!
Custom titles are kinda cool, but I’m not paying for one! Too cheap…
I went through about eight ideas before I settled on this one.
Me too. And I love thinking them up. I need to change my title to “Will Write Titles for Food.” 
You should have kept going.
d&r
Sure, why not? 
My title was conferred on me by Cecil himself in this column.
Hey, I like this, I really like this!
Pfui. Just pfui. This title was bestowed on me by Cecil Himself. I wear it with pride.
In honor of Manhattan, I wear this title with pride.
You know, it’s a lot easier tweaking the nose of authority in its absence. Actually, after I posted that it occurred to me that it could be read as a high compliment. To be the right hand of a left-handed man would be like being the eyes of a blind man, not a job you trust to any fool.
But now we all want to know . . . who is the Left Hand of the Master.
That guy whose title says BAND keeps screwing with my mind!