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That's hysterical.
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#3
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That's wonderful.
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#4
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[Witty comment]
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#5
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[praise to prove I watched the link]
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#6
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Ho ho, friendly black optimistic advice.
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#7
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Statement approving of its originality and hyperbole about the true comedic value.
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#8
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The young lab guy from CSI as a retard and the stalker chick from Flight of the Conchords in a lesbian kissing scene - I'd see this in IMAX.
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#9
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[comment about the effective potential of good editing]
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#10
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Use of samples from preexisting high-quality motion picture score to create a positive aesthetic impression, and gloss over any problems with the footage itself!
The [nobility] is stupid and bad, and at best is out of touch with the [peasants]! Note that [nobility] may include the audience itself by implication! |
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#11
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[comment showing that I'm jumping on the bandwagon of acclaim for this film early]
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#12
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[glowing five-word quote from a critic you never heard of, probably just saying"Catch Phrase - You'll Love It!"]
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#13
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Obligatory thumbs up!
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#14
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[Adequate Amount of Foreplay]
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Looks like a rip-off of [cult favorite film that wasn't nominated last year]
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Sneering contempt for popular movie and mention of obscure film to display my hipness.
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#17
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I was also into [Obscure Film] before it's style became mainstream.
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#18
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[decries amount of violence and irresponsible sex displayed in film]
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[points out that the violence was ironic and the sex was a feminist political statement]
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#20
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I haven't seen it yet but I have a snobby and snarky opinion of it.
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#21
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[Condescending attempt to tear the plot apart because it's not an Indie film shown at Sundance. ]
[Scorn, scorn, scorn.] |
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#22
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[near-tearful rebuttal about how movies are fun, and if I wanted "real life" I'd stay at home]
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[...Nothing of substance, I just wanna write something in brackets]
Brackets for everyone! |
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#24
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[shows disdain for the popularity of this production]
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#25
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[standard Yakov Smirnov reversal joke]
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#26
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[Bracketed* comment]
*[Brackets are way cooled than parentheses.] |
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#27
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[Dismissive admission of a lack of amusement after four minutes]
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#28
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[Hitler reference]
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#30
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Catchphrase!
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#31
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[Laughter with a hint of pathos at underlying tragedy of the situation]
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#32
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[Sarcastic comment]
SPOILER:
[A smiley stating the poster is rolling his eyes in a sarcastic manner] |
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#33
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[Obnoxious insertion of thread-shitting, non-sequitur, political jab]
Last edited by Diogenes the Cynic; 03-07-2010 at 09:20 AM. |
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#34
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[post saying I see what you did there with smilie attached]
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#35
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[Query about whether a perfectly-suited song appears on the soundtrack, though I could have looked it up for myself on IMDB.]
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#36
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[Mildly snarky post in tone of superiority about seeing this on Fark earlier than the OP.]
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#37
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[Link to YouTube parody]
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#38
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[Post that contributes nothing to thread, quoting previous post and "This."]
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#39
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Absolutely accurate!
__________________
"This isn't Wall Street; this is Hell. We have a little something called 'integrity.'" --Crowley, Supernatural |
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#40
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[post saying "what, nobody's mentioned ... before" when, in fact, it was mentioned in the OP]
Last edited by JohnT; 03-07-2010 at 12:24 PM. |
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#41
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[Patronizing comment pointing out that previous comment was already mentioned in the OP]
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#42
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[sniveling reply that hints that I take my online life WAY too seriously]
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#43
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[Monty Python quote that uses one word similar to 'Catch Phrase']
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#44
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[guy who accidentally posted in wrong thread]
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#45
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Post sneering that I saw this years ago, when it was called [Film That Won Academy Award]
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#46
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[Post about how I probably won't see this film because I don't like Acadamy Award actor's political views and how he was a jerk on [Talk show with host] and how he was bad to [friend of my secons cousins's dogwalkers sisters friend] one time]
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#47
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[Post I find somewhat witty that I look forward to maybe getting a reply to, but most likely becomes the last post of the thread]
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#48
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[post responding to previous poster 2 years after thread had died]
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#49
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[Naive criticism, misquote, forced pun, cynical dismissal, subtle evidence of complete misapprehension of theme]
ETA: [Wait, I was thinking of [similar film released ten years ago]] |
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#50
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[Post criticizing the movie for something that shows that I wasn't paying attention because it was, in fact, explained in the film]
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