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Old 08-04-2010, 08:10 PM
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What's a "Gay BLT"?


There was a story on the news about vermin in a restaurant. As part of the story, the film loop showed the menu of the place, which had listed "Soylent Green Omelet" (okay, harharhar) and then a "GBLT". I only caught a quick glimpse of the dish description underneath, which clearly said ". . .gay bacon lettuce tomato. . ."

I've wracked my brain, but can't even come up with a decent joke about it, unless we're talking condiments.
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Old 08-04-2010, 08:16 PM
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Seems to just be a basic pun.

GLBT becomes GBLT just by transposing two letters.
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Old 08-04-2010, 08:21 PM
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There was a story on the news about vermin in a restaurant. As part of the story, the film loop showed the menu of the place, which had listed "Soylent Green Omelet" (okay, harharhar) and then a "GBLT". I only caught a quick glimpse of the dish description underneath, which clearly said ". . .gay bacon lettuce tomato. . ."

I've wracked my brain, but can't even come up with a decent joke about it, unless we're talking condiments.
GLBT is a common initialism for gay-lesbian-bisexual-transgender. So switch two of the letters and you get a sammich that throws like a girl.
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Old 08-04-2010, 08:24 PM
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I was hoping for a BLT with guacamole on it.
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Old 08-04-2010, 08:28 PM
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If I was running that restaurant, my Gay BLT would be a sandwich made out of lettuce, tomato, and bologna.

Customer: What the fuck, there's no bacon in this sandwich!
Me: Yep, I know.
Customer: Is this bologna? Why the hell is there bologna in a BLT? Bologna tastes nothing like bacon!
Me: Exactly.
Customer: So why do you call it a BLT?
Me: See the menu? It says: Gay BLT.
Customer: So what?
Me: Doesn't it feel like you just got f-ed in the a-?
Customer: Well..
Me: ...prison style...
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Old 08-04-2010, 08:45 PM
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More "meat", no "tomatoes".
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Old 08-04-2010, 09:17 PM
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Double mayo?
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Old 08-04-2010, 09:20 PM
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I was thinking that it's got at least four nuts...
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Old 08-04-2010, 09:40 PM
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Shouldn't there be a tossed salad in here somewhere? Peanut butter? Jelly? Syrup? All of these are fine condiments on certain sammiches. Especially when dusted with magical fairy anal nodules.
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Old 08-04-2010, 10:10 PM
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There was a story on the news about vermin in a restaurant. As part of the story, the film loop showed the menu of the place, which had listed "Soylent Green Omelet" (okay, harharhar) and then a "GBLT". I only caught a quick glimpse of the dish description underneath, which clearly said ". . .gay bacon lettuce tomato. . ."

I've wracked my brain, but can't even come up with a decent joke about it, unless we're talking condiments.
GLBT is a common initialism for gay-lesbian-bisexual-transgender. So switch two of the letters and you get a sammich that throws like a girl.
Geez, I'm completely out of touch.
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Old 08-04-2010, 10:22 PM
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Everyone says their bacon-lettuce-tomato sandwiches are fabulous.
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I've always wondered why the G and L have suddenly become transposed. I was always taught it was LGBT. Are there not some overzealous women's rights groups that are upset?
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Old 08-04-2010, 11:05 PM
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I always use aioli on mine. Maybe they use gaioli.
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I've always wondered why the G and L have suddenly become transposed. I was always taught it was LGBT. Are there not some overzealous women's rights groups that are upset?
I've only seen it written this way. It sounds wrong in my head to pronounce it GLBT.
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Old 08-05-2010, 12:04 AM
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I was hoping for a BLT with guacamole on it.
My mom used to make BLATs: Bacon, Lettuce, Avacado, and Tomato. Mostly the same.
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I was hoping for a BLT with guacamole on it.
My mom used to make BLATs: Bacon, Lettuce, Avacado, and Tomato. Mostly the same.
My first thought was that a gay BLT would have avocado on it. I don't know why I thought of avocado, maybe because it's a big fruit.
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Old 08-05-2010, 01:15 AM
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I've always wondered why the G and L have suddenly become transposed. I was always taught it was LGBT. Are there not some overzealous women's rights groups that are upset?
I spell it both ways, pretty much interchangeably.

And to me, it's obvious that a GBLT contains a big, over-ripe banana.
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Old 08-05-2010, 01:21 AM
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Bacon, lettuce, tomato and a gay. Don't get the Nathan Lane. It's very high fat. I get the Rob Halford myself.
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Old 08-05-2010, 03:50 AM
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Can I have mine with the gay on the side? I'm trying to cut down.
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You still want the man-mayo?
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Old 08-05-2010, 06:59 AM
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It's served between buns.

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My mom used to make BLATs: Bacon, Lettuce, Avacado, and Tomato. Mostly the same.
My first thought was that a gay BLT would have avocado on it. I don't know why I thought of avocado, maybe because it's a big fruit.
But it's a FAT fruit, so I'm thinking.....no...
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Old 08-05-2010, 08:25 AM
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You still want the man-mayo?
Nah, I'm trying to cut fat out of my diet too.
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Old 08-05-2010, 09:15 AM
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Well, it is the queen of sandwiches.
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Old 08-05-2010, 11:41 AM
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Old 08-05-2010, 01:47 PM
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It's served between buns.
Hypno-Toad got it right.
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Old 08-05-2010, 01:59 PM
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I would have thought a gay BLT has fudge packed into it.
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Old 08-05-2010, 02:17 PM
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Old 08-05-2010, 02:19 PM
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They toss the salad before putting in the bacon.
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Old 08-05-2010, 02:45 PM
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It has fish sticks.

Do you like fish sticks?
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Old 08-05-2010, 03:11 PM
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When I ordered my BLT, the cook stood behind the waiter and reached it around to me.

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Do you like fish sticks?
Yeah.

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It comes with a side order of haggis.
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Shouldn't that be fag haggis?
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Shouldn't that be fag haggis?
Faggis for short?
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Okay, this thread is making me laugh waaaaay too much (and my 68 year old mom wants to know why ).
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tr0psn4j: You like to put fish sticks in your mouth? What are you, a gay fish?
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Guacamole, baloney, lard and tuna. Yum!
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Does it come with a tea bag on the side?
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does the B stand for Bear and T for Twinkie?

Mmm gay bear, lettuce, and twinkie sandwich...

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Is the place owned by the same person that made those Drunken Negro Head cookies?

My guess would be a gay BLT is some reject from Kitchen Nightmares. Ketchup is tomatoes right. Leave off the ketchup. This is why you have no customers.
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It's twink.
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Old 08-06-2010, 06:35 PM
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Okay, this thread is making me laugh waaaaay too much (and my 68 year old mom wants to know why ).
Hey, she's only a few years older than I am. She can take it.
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Perhaps I should say, "My 68 year old conservative mom."
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Old 08-06-2010, 08:54 PM
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We like to have LGBT Lettuce Gouda, Bacon and Tomato and even better is GBLTAs with Avocados too!
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