I’ve never seen this variation before, so why not!
Yes or no: The house is on fire, do you take time to get dressed?
No clothes: alive and cold/scared neighbors beats dead and dignified everytime!
You’re in a wheelchair, right?
Forgive me for laughing at the idea of a naked man in a wheelchair escaping a burning house but I can’t help it. 
I NEVER said it’d be a pretty sight!
High five, fellow naked sleeper!
Grew up and raised in a household of naked sleepers. Only when I travel and am either sharing a hotel room or staying at a friend’s do I bother wearing anything.
Next time you’re in Florida, you can stay with me. And there’s no need to get all dressed up.
I became a naked sleeper after moving to Thailand, too darn hot to wear anything in bed.
What about spiders crawling all over your…junk?
What about bed bugs :)??
What about in the winter when it’s cold? Do you just add more blankets?
My husband, who used a wheelchair throughout most of his childhood, said that in that situation he wouldn’t even bother with the wheelchair - if the house was burning he’d just crawl out with fingernails and teeth.
Given the recent roof-burning experience here I don’t doubt it. He joined the bucket brigade in his socks and BVD’s. Never saw him move that fast before.
Oh, relevant to the OP - I sleep in the buff, too, except when traveling or we have guests overnight. The husband in underwear and socks - he’s very self-conscious about his feet which do look weird and messed up.
Um Yeah! :rolleyes:
Fellow buff sleeper - I keep a pair of loose shorts at the foot of the bed for emergency egress.
How often do you wash your filthy sheets?
How does it feel to know your not alone ?
Fellow nude sleeper. I can’t sleep with clothes it feels to restrictive.
When camping on cold nights I have to make an exception though.
Ever heard of bathing?
No, a friend.
Another nude sleeper here. From personal experience, one of the downsides is that it’s hard to chase people when you’re buck naked.
Late one night I was drifting into dreamland when I heard a distinct noise outside my bedroom window. Then I heard the noise again…it was the sound of bicycle kickstands. (My window overlooked the patio where we parked our bikes.) I rushed to the window to see a couple of guys riding our bikes away. Being naked, I was unable to run after them immediately. By the time I got some shorts on and made it outside, the thieves and our bikes were long gone.
Yes. Rarely, I’ll put on a long-sleeve under-armor shirt, but only if its Really freezing.