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Old 11-16-2010, 12:27 PM
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Recipe for Virgin White Russians?

I'm looking for a recipe for fake (as in no alcohol) White Russians. Apparently you can't hand out free alcohol to kids these days. Since a White Russian is just vodka and kahlua and milk, I don't know if this can be done. Is there something out there that tastes a lot like kahlua?
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Old 11-16-2010, 12:29 PM
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Coffee syrup?

I wouldn't know myself, as I drink neither Kahlua or coffee-milk.
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Old 11-16-2010, 12:43 PM
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That might work. We're going to need to do some taste testing.
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Old 11-16-2010, 12:52 PM
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Some really strong coffee might do the trick.
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Old 11-16-2010, 01:04 PM
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I think you'll want a little dollop of chocolate syrup in there too, but not much.
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Old 11-16-2010, 01:30 PM
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Strong coffee, simple syrup, and a touch of vanilla should do the trick. Regular kahlua doesn't have chocolate.
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Old 11-16-2010, 01:37 PM
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I always thought it had a slight chocolate taste though there is no chocolate in it.
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Old 11-16-2010, 02:27 PM
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Yet again, another thread with alluring title and disapointing content.
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Old 11-16-2010, 02:30 PM
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There are a lot of kahlua-flavored syrups out there. I used to mix them a great deal back in my coffee shop days. They ought to work.
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Old 11-16-2010, 02:32 PM
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I don't have an answer for you, Marley, but I'm feeling kind of nosy today...
Why do you want to hand out White Russians to kids?
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Old 11-16-2010, 02:35 PM
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I'm looking for a recipe for fake (as in no alcohol) White Russians. Apparently you can't hand out free alcohol to kids these days. Since a White Russian is just vodka and kahlua and milk, I don't know if this can be done. Is there something out there that tastes a lot like kahlua?
I always made mine with half and half. I don't think I've ever made one with milk. I guess you could substitute whole milk. I'm also thinking of some kind of combination of espresso, a dab of chocolate syrup and something like a dash of vanilla to simulate the Kahlua.

Gah, beaten to the punch again, I see.
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Old 11-16-2010, 02:39 PM
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You can get flavor extracts of your favorite alcoholic beverages.
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Old 11-16-2010, 02:41 PM
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I don't have an answer for you, Marley, but I'm feeling kind of nosy today...
Why do you want to hand out White Russians to kids?
We're having a memorial event for my brother and it's going to be sort of Big Lebowski-themed. It's going to be at a bowling alley, and we're thinking about fake White Russians and maybe pigs in blankets that are cut to resemble toes.
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Old 11-16-2010, 03:31 PM
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Ah, crap.
I don't know how, but I'd missed the news. Just now caught up with your other thread. I'm so very sorry.

::Raises White Russian::

To Tyler.
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Old 11-17-2010, 10:13 AM
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Coffee and/or coffee syrup + milk?

Isn't that just a frappacino?
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Old 11-17-2010, 10:17 AM
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Served in the right glass, it could substitute admirably.

Salud.
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Old 11-17-2010, 10:48 AM
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I was going to say "chocolate milk," but obviously there are better suggestions.

I've seen Kahlua-flavored Italian syrup at Cost Plus World Market. Adding that to milk or half-and-half sounds like a plan.

Really strong coffee, as has been suggested here, would need to be sweetened. A lot.
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Old 11-17-2010, 10:54 AM
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Ah, crap.
I don't know how, but I'd missed the news. Just now caught up with your other thread. I'm so very sorry.

::Raises White Russian::

To Tyler.
Thank you.

You know, I think I'd assumed there was chocolate in kahlua because of the color. Shows what I know. It sounds like the coffee component of kahlua is Arabica. I don't know how far we're really going to go for accuracy but I'll pass the word around.
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Old 11-17-2010, 01:03 PM
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I've ordered sugar-free syrups from this company before, and they've been pretty good. Never tried the regular versions, but it's worth a shot. I'd go w/ the syrup and milk, no chocolate.
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Old 11-17-2010, 01:44 PM
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The closest thing I can think of is coffee milk, the official state drink of Rhode Island (seriously!). It's very popular there, and is perfectly appropriate for kids.
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