If Musicat married OpalCat, you’d get Two Many Cats.
or maybe,
If Musicat married OpalCat, you’d get Cat Fight.
Your turn!
For the purposes of this nonsense, the Doper’s IRL gender is irrelevant.
You + Roseanne Rosannadanna = Toucanna Roseannadanna
LOL
Moved MPSIMS --> the Game Room. [/mod]
If I married Wile E., we’d get Wile E. Twicks.
Does the result also have to be a Doper? I’m confused.
If Toucanna married Siam Sam you’d get Toucanna Sam
If furryman married OpalCat you’d get furrycat
I’m betting No, if the ones submitted so far are a guide to the project.
If Clothahump married Freddy the Pig… you’d get Hump the Pig
If OpalCat had offspring with AnnieXmas you might get a Little Opal Annie.
But the ending names of the ones submitted in the OP are Doper names.
I think it would be funnier if the result was also a Doper’s username, but I’m not going to be a humor nazi about it. 
“Toucanna Roseannadanna” snork, sputter, tee hee!
fee fi fo fanna
Or Spanky Ham.
If TypoKnig married Cheesesteak, you’d get Cheez_Whia.
Doper A would get herpes B.
**Starving Artist **and Brain Glutton would beget Starving Glutton.
And their daughter, Saramamalana Roseannadanna.
If Elendil’s Heir married anyone you’d get… Elendil’s Heir.
If I met Alka Seltzer after eating I’d feel a lot better.
Myself and Sangfroid might produce Lobsang