There are certain Doper names that remind me of songs. For example:
Purplecrackwhore reminds me of Jimmy Crack Corn: “Purplecrackwhore, and I don’t care!”
poopah chalupa reminds me (for some reason) of After the Lovin’: “Well I sing you a song / Poopah chalupa”
Anyone else?
Because nobody ever thinks of cutsey songs to go with my user name! Pout.
Coldfire’s name reminds of this song I heard once…wonder what that was…
Poopah Chalupa…I always here that name in the Copa Cabana song. At the Poopah, Poopah Chalupa…
How about Lollipop?
“Tatertot, tatertot
Ooh, tater tater tater
Tatertot, tatertot
Ooh tater tater tater
Tatertot!”
POP- de dum dum dum
Poopah Challupah reminds me of the Ommpah Lumpah song from Willy Wonka
She seems to have a DigitalMuse, yeah!
Invisible Touch
Jack Batty reminds me of The Monster Mash. Dunno why, could be the “Batty” part of his username.
I have, on occasion, sung Jimmy Nipples name to the tune of “Johnny Angel”.
Uh, my username is a song, so I guess SaxFace reminds me of “Saxface”.
Yeah, but it’s never been done with a song about me[ in it before, Biggirl.
Your name makes me think of:
Big Girls, they don’t cry-eye-eye…
I’m probably pronouncing her name wrong, but Hamadryad’s name is sung in my head to the tune of the old Muppet’s “munomuna” song:
*
Hamadryad
doo doo do do do
Hamadryad
do doo do do
Hamadryad
do doo do do do
do do do
do do do
do do do didda da da da da*
I’m sorry Tater. Your name doesn’t remind me of a song. It sorta reminds me of. . . school lunch.
Johnny L.A.'s name brings a few songs to mind.
Johny B. Goode - Chuck Barry
Be good, Johny - Men at work.
Who’s Johnny - El’Debarg (?)
Anniz reminds me of, among others, “Every Little Thing She Does is Magic” by The Police.
Monty, you’re just soooooo sweet!
My contribution:
Zumba the Cat,
The wonderful, wonderful cat.
(to the tune of Felix the Cat)
Or, as George Carlin would say, “Tots, tits! Tits, tots! Tatertots…Tatertits!” As part of his the 7 words you can’t say on television.
So see? you do have a connection out there! Quit pouting!
Bottle of Smoke reminds me of “Bottle of Smoke”, oddly enough!
I mean, come on. Welfy? What can you make out of that?
Johnny L.A. makes me think of Johnny Lang, but I don’t know what songs he sings…I also think of “Johnny B Goode”
Globe-Trotter, with you I think of the Harlem Globetrotters song! “Do do do do do-do do, do do do do do do…”
Tatertot: “Addicted to Spuds” by Weird Al, a parody of “Addicted to Love” 
… “Might as well face it, I’m addicted to spuds!”
What’s it all about, Weelfiiieeee?
The Globetrotter song is Sweet Georgia Brown. It has words, but I don’t know 'em.
Going through my Doper Data last night, I noticed we have a ren and a nen, and they make me sing this…
r/nen the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking foooooorrrrrr…
If we were doing our real names, I’d have 2 - “Michelle” and “The Wild Wild West”…
But I can’t come up with anything for my nick… Tho the syllables fit with “Frere Jacques”
I posted this one the last time we did this…
One bourbon, Chief Scott, an’ Uncle Beer.
That’s easy. Think Johnny Mathis singing “Alfie”:
“What’s it all about, Welfy?”
“blah blah blah la da da dee dee dee da dee da…”
(any one know the rest?)
My name is already a song 
“When I awoke, the Dire Wolf (600 pounds of sin),
Was grinning at my window, all I said was ‘Come on in’”