Bottle of Smoke always gets me singing “Scenes from an Italian Restaurant” by Billy Joel.
A bottle of smoke,
a bottle of white,
whatever kind of mood
you’re in tonight.
“Oh, Nika,
you’re so fine, you’re so fine
you blow my mind
Hey Nika!”
[sub]Toni Basil[/sub]
“…and Audrey(K) was her name,
a not so very ordinary girl or name…”
[sub]David Gates/Bread[/sub]
and obviously:
“…blame it on a simple TwistofFate”
[sub]Dylan[/sub]
lots more out there somewhere…
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Dire Wolf *
**
Or who’s afraid of the big Dire Wolf?
the big Dire Wolf, etc.
Garsh, I didn’t know my name registered with anyone.
Globe-trotter makes me think of Sweet Georgia Brown, of course, as has already been mentioned.
Gazoo, you make me think of that great old Police song:
Gazoo,zoo,zoo
Gazaa, zaa, zaa
That’s all I want to say to you…
And I can’t see Dire Wolf’s name without humming his namesake song to myself:
The Dire Wolf, the Dire Wolf,
600 hundred pounds of sin
Was grinning at my window
All I said was come on in…
Sheesh, I get the lyrics to Dire Wolf wrong, and they are displayed right above my post. I think I’ll go out and scrape that Dead sticker off my car in shame now…
Annie Christmas is a song from the Andrew Lloyd Webber show Whistle Down the Wind. My last name is Anne, and my B-day is
December 25th. And I was a Lloyd Webber fan for about 20
years before the song.
Good thing I’m not a Lloyd Webber stalker!
Monster Mash? I don’t get it, unless you picture me in your head talking like Bela Lugosi.
“They did the Jack Bat-tee” [sub]don’t quite fir [/sub]
Here’s one (I can’t believe I’m the first):
“Haaa-Aaaang on Snooooopy,
Snooooopy, hang on.”
Tater, you know I adore you an’ all, but…
…thanks a lot for this little nightmare.
…actually quite flattered that anyone thinks of me, still essentially a newbie, at all here.
Thanks also to Bottle of Smoke…I’ll be singing “Gazoo-zoo-zoo…” all day now.
I can’t see Tabathina’s name anymore without thinking of Oklahoma!
I wrote this for her in the other song thread:
Taaaaaaabathina
A cool newbie posting on the boards
And she gets the joke of a Python quote
Like a parrot pining for the fjords!
Tabathina
Ev’ry day I’m going through the threads
Looking for her posts to find some quotes
I can later repeat to my friends.
And now she belongs to the board
A place where Cecil Adams is lord!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We’re only sayin’
You’re doin’ fine, Tabithina!
Tabithina’s O.K.
Just so you people know:
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!:
I didn’t write those words. Those are actually lyrics to the song. I don’t wanna hear how stupid it is.
I still feel my name is safe. Tabathina paired it up with 3 Dog Night’s Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog, but the syllables don’t quite match up.
‘Wildfire’.
:spooje sings wildly, out of key:
“She ran calling Coooldfire…
She ran calling Coooldfire…”
Hey, Jack Batty, I did say I didn’t know why! And stop stalking me! And don’t make fun of me! And other things I’d like to shout at you but can’t think of!
O.K., here’s a look into Biggirl’s very weird stream of consciousness. Jack Batty is sorta batlike because of his name, see? He looks the cartoon guy in The Groovy Goulies. The Groovy Goulies had a band. They never played Monster Mash, but dammit if they shouldn’t have. Therefore Jack Batty reminds me of the Monster Mash.
My pleasure, poohpah cabana. Thanks to tater, I’ll be humming Barry Manilow all day. At least I stuck you with the Police…
Tack** Montfort**.:)
I miss you so much.
Bottle of Smoke, we can let you slide for that. Just don’t scrape that Dead sticker off your car!
(Inspired by Gazoo)
A Bottle of Smoke
A Bottle of Coke
Depends on whether you want to drink, or toke…
How 'bout these?
Sung to the Stevie Wonder song…
Persephone, and Ivory, are together in perfect harmony
West Side Story’s “Maria”…
fierra, I just met a girl named fierra
Nat King Cole’s “Unforgetable”…
Serendipity, that’s what you are…
The Kinks “Superman”…
uberDave, uberDave, wish I could fly like uberDave
How about two for the price of one? The Beatle’s Maxwell Silverhammer…
Bang Bang Max Torque’s Silver Fire came down upon my head…
struuter already has a song, though spelled slightly differently - “Strutter” by Kiss, but I forget the words.
evilbeth, sung to Pearl Jam’s Evenflow
Shouldn’t that be:
Thanks and praises
Thanks to Jaysus
('Cause, y’see, that’s how the song goes…)
Great, now I’m a stalker. I must not be very good at it, I didn’t even know I was doing it. I think I’ll go out this afternoon and get some night-vision goggles.
Any-hoo …
“Tall and tan and young and lovely,
The girl from Iampunha goes walking, …”
To the tune of “Davey Crocket”
Crunchy,
Cruuuuunchy Frog!
King of Mundane Pointless Stuff!
Thank You! Thank You very much! You’ve been wonderful dopers!
Another Juan Bites the Dust
“andyman”
Who can take a sunrise.
Sprinkle it with dew.
Cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two,
The candyman
Oh the candyman can.
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love to make the world taste good.
Candyman - Sammy Davis, Jr.
*The day being clear
and the sky being bright
he came up on the left like a streak o’ light
Like a drunken f**k on a Saturday night
up came the *Bottle of Smoke! <shouts>Come on, you bastard!
Are you kiddin’, BoS? A truly great song from, IMH[sub](and entirely accurate)[/sub]O, a truly great album.
Friends I made in Germany introduced me to that song.
…and with that I just realized that the only time I was ever cool in high school, I was in another country. sigh