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Old 07-29-2011, 04:09 PM
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I want to artificially cropdust a place, as a prank

Does anyone have any ideas on what I should use?

I find it hilarious, hilarious, whenever someone rips a nasty one in a highly populated area, such as a dance floor.

I could use my own goods, but I cannot do it on command. Plus I don't have extremely smelly flatulence in the first place.

I wonder if there's something out there that could emit a putrid poot smell. I'm not having any luck finding anything, even at "gag" stores.
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Old 07-29-2011, 04:27 PM
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Tall escalators are always a good choice.
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Old 07-29-2011, 04:29 PM
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