Well I’m that guy."
Do you remember that quote? I thought it was pretty good when Clint Eastwood said it in El Torino.
Clearly it’s difficult to match Clint Eastwood, but did you ever have a similar moment?
I was in Ocean City, and I took my daughter to get Dippin Dots. As we were crossing the street, this Jeep sped up and swerved towards us and a redheaded kid stuck his head out the window and yelled “Get the fuck out of the way”
My daughter stared with wide frightened eyes, and I looked after the Jeep, filled with that impotent rage you get when this kind of thing happens.
Then, something funny happened. About four blocks down, the Jeep made a right turn. Since we were a block off the boardwalk I presumed they were turning into their hotel.
“Let’s take a walk honey.”
We walk down to the hotel, and I see the Jeep parked. So, what do I do? I call 911 and I tell them just what happened. The dispatcher tells me to wait while they send out a unit.
My daughter and I are sitting on a bench near the boardwalk, about 20 yards from the Jeep. The kids come out and start unloading the Jeep (truthfully, they don’t look like kids now, mid twenties or such.) We are sitting there, eating our dippin’ dots and the redheaded kid that yelled notices us. You can tell that it’s one of those things, where he’s not sure it’s us, but it makes him nervous.
I smile and wave.
He ignores me, they unload their stuff and go up to their room. When the police show up we tell the story again. The Police are not amused over what occured and they get the room number from the front desk, and go to pay a little visit to the kids.
My daughter and I finish our ice cream and leave. We didn’t bother to stay to see what happened. In my mind, I could see them opening the door and seeing the policeman standing there… and that was enough.
It’s funny, but one of the things that pissed me off was that back when I was a kid, and we did something unspeakable or bad… we kept going. These idiots just pulled into their hotel and stopped.
Yeah, I know, not Clint Eastwood, but not bad for a guy with a handful of Dippin Dots either.