Deck the hars with bars of horry fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra

You used up all the glue… on purpose!

Bumpessess!!!

it comes in night light form now, as well as an inexpensive desktop miniature.

Does it have this thing which tells time?

I’m not being funny or racially hateful - but I really thought this was a thread about Christmas carols in China… :smack:

Being an idiot seldom has advantages.

My wife and I were walking in our neighborhood and saw this backlighted window screen. We both said “It’s a major award!”

In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

Frageelee

It must be Italian.

This is probably yet another movie reference I don’t get, right?

[ominous voice]
Ho, ho, ho.

Only I didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the “F-dash-dash-dash” word!

Only one thing in the world could’ve dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

Ffffffffuuuuuuuuudge.

He looks like a pink nightmare!

He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny!

I TRIPLE dog dare you!

Daddy’s gonna kill Ralphie!

Some men are Baptists, others Catholic. My father was an Oldsmobile man.

My mother hadn’t had a hot meal in 15 years.